Hello again all you #tummytuesday enjoyers

Going forward I think it’s best people not admit they use Spotify 💀, just keep that shit to yourself please.

dropping the rest of this vid as a valentine's day treat 💝💦

Who doesn’t love a hairy ass? 💪🏼🦦

Oh, some of you non-ironically like listening to the music of those former Disney child stars 🥀🪦.

I’d like to start playing MTG again, but too many people that take that game serious stress me out 💁‍♂️.

People that post AI art, I’m going to assume they’re phillistines 💁‍♂️.

Monday moods

Can cumfarts be a thing for 2026 🥰.

Time for some weekend fun 👅😉

tighty whities crew, where you at 👀

Proof of lift with @daemonbelial.bsky.social

I remember when @duhthomasss.bsky.social ridiculed me for wearing shorts with an inseam of 7 inches. I haven’t forgotten and now I’m self conscious leaving the house not dressed f*ggot enough for him 😔.

Sit on it

Jacuzzi time 🙂‍↕️

Let me tease you until you get frustrated. 😇

The Wig Is Heavier Than The Weights

Sit on Daddy’s lap 👉👈

Going to workout in a thong tomorrow to see what all the rage is about 😤.

Always important to stretch before clown class 👆😌👆

I got this whole bathroom to myself. What a darn shame.

You go to the gym for a slutty little waist, I go to the gym so I can eat sweet treats, we are not the same

In the heat of the moment, it’s forgivable to describe ur bottoms bussy as squishy 🦑.

Morrissey shirts are officially cringe now I’m afraid 😊.

I feel less ashamed about car rotting when eating a deluxe breakfast platter before the gym 😋.

I know CDs are cool again, but I implore everyone to avoid releases from 1995 - 2010s as they are severely compressed and victims of the loudness war. I got into collecting vinyl for these exact reasons as it’s the only format that won’t compromise the musics dynamic range.

It’s very easy to spot people who aren’t actually fans of music when they repeatedly complain they don’t know who the artists is playing in the background or at karaoke. Like homegurl, of course you don’t know who they are, not everyone has to know every single band or artist in existence.

Another wretched year to witness the dismantling of our government 😊😊😊.

Come play with me!!! 😈🖤😈

tried to remove the shampoo bottles off this and Apple said “ here have some pixels you slut”… anyway here’s my ass

We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension

Morning boys, time for breakfast 😈

It’s my 42nd Birthday! I thought I’d share my cake with you! Send Nudes!

Shoulder day but the boobies mostly got the pump I’m afraid.

I guess ignorance is bliss when y’all jump on the AI image enhancer bandwagon, very disappointed in oomphies.

Merry Christmas Eve Eve. 💪🏼🦦

mount me

foreskin is something i wish to see explored more often! part 2 is now free for everyone, here for better viewing 🍌

Bought all these colorful jockstraps and haven’t put them to good use 🙂‍↔️.

I still haven’t forgiven that Canadian Bear that rimmed everyone’s butthole at the Mantamar Beach Club.

Idk why but I enjoy the smell of other people smoking 🚬. , even tho I don’t like it myself 🙂‍↔️.

Not having In and Outs at 4+ hour indoor club events should be criminal, I can’t stand around that long and not have myself a sitting taco breather 😡.

Ma’am, those are his nipples!

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Happy hump day, bro. Pick your favorite. 🫶🏼💪🏼🦦

#humpday #miercules

here to pay the meat tax