Outtake ✌️

We can’t be friends if you don’t know how to properly hard/soft boil an egg 🥚.

nekkid

I wanna go back to Coachella soon, but certain headliners attract very douchy crowds.

@daemonbelial.bsky.social made me work on my hugs (chest flies) 😾

It’s their day too.

Woke up with some type of vertigo, day ruined 🤢.

I don’t think the conservative straight boys appreciate me showing too much skin at the gym, I just wanna feel pretty 😔.

It’s too hot.

Hello, Brethren 👋

Was in the mood for a long goon sesh, but it quickly went away once i got home 🥱.

It’s hot gorl 🥵.

Looks like the kiddies are getting into sludge/doom metal, i approve 🙂‍↕️.

So I do have a reputation, hmm 🤨. There’s nothing I can do about it either you like me or you don’t 🤷‍♂️.

Need to smoke a fat ass blunt before the world is set afire 🔥.

I’m just going to assume y’all fully clean out before deciding to wear a thong/g-string… and that better be the truth 🤨.

It was along day but I made it to London after many years 🙌

Had to make a gofundme Basically going through health issues and lost my job so anything helps. I know times are rough for everyone 🤕 gofund.me/a0cc3fb93

omg I just took a cute selfie and my room doesn’t look like a mess. This is cause for celebration

Have A Great Hump Day Bluesky 💙 . #humpday #gaybluesky

Hello again all you #tummytuesday enjoyers

Going forward I think it’s best people not admit they use Spotify 💀, just keep that shit to yourself please.

dropping the rest of this vid as a valentine's day treat 💝💦

Who doesn’t love a hairy ass? 💪🏼🦦

Oh, some of you non-ironically like listening to the music of those former Disney child stars 🥀🪦.

I’d like to start playing MTG again, but too many people that take that game serious stress me out 💁‍♂️.

People that post AI art, I’m going to assume they’re phillistines 💁‍♂️.

Monday moods

Can cumfarts be a thing for 2026 🥰.

Time for some weekend fun 👅😉

tighty whities crew, where you at 👀

Proof of lift with @daemonbelial.bsky.social

I remember when @duhthomasss.bsky.social ridiculed me for wearing shorts with an inseam of 7 inches. I haven’t forgotten and now I’m self conscious leaving the house not dressed f*ggot enough for him 😔.

Jacuzzi time 🙂‍↕️

Let me tease you until you get frustrated. 😇

The Wig Is Heavier Than The Weights

Sit on Daddy’s lap 👉👈

Going to workout in a thong tomorrow to see what all the rage is about 😤.

I got this whole bathroom to myself. What a darn shame.

You go to the gym for a slutty little waist, I go to the gym so I can eat sweet treats, we are not the same

In the heat of the moment, it’s forgivable to describe ur bottoms bussy as squishy 🦑.

Morrissey shirts are officially cringe now I’m afraid 😊.

I feel less ashamed about car rotting when eating a deluxe breakfast platter before the gym 😋.

I know CDs are cool again, but I implore everyone to avoid releases from 1995 - 2010s as they are severely compressed and victims of the loudness war. I got into collecting vinyl for these exact reasons as it’s the only format that won’t compromise the musics dynamic range.