Just a reminder:

Working out the Backtussy is hard 🥵.

@spartacubs.bsky.social Happy birthday, stud

Seems like buying used CDs in the 2010s paid off cuz streaming is getting super unreliable.

I feel this in my soul 😂

Loving this mirror in my hotel room

So cute seeing my very young coworkers falling in love and getting their first boyfriends ❤️. Those first breakups are always devastating for sure, can’t interfere it’s canon 🤭.

woke up feeling like ass

From yesterday but the pump was good 🥲

Dinner is ready, otter cake. 🦦💪🏼

Once there was a boy who had a vibrant glow…

I have trust issues because of “authentic Mexican restaurants.” They are everything but authentic. Are they even Mexican?

Finally scored some Iron Maiden tickets, hopefully they’re still alive at the end of next year 💀.

the happiest boy

Receding hairlines are receding I’m afraid 🙂‍↕️.

I need to stop listening to depressing music at the gym, 3/4 into my workout I’ve lost all hope and motivation 🪦.

May have trimmed my chest for extra tiddie definition.

Ever since my favorite antiperspirant has been discontinued, I’ve been more musty than usual 😔.

Apparently it’s considered rude to take a shit at someone’s house/apartment party 💔

It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this.

I always be busting the fattest nuts after a gym sesh 😮‍💨.

Felt like giving GymDad/PE Teacher vibes today.

Only took me about 20 years to finally give this album a proper listen, but I’m glad I did 10/10 🙂‍↕️. #deathmetal

How do you answer the phone?

i think it’s wild how many people are fine with leaving their children a totally uninhabitable world that’s inevitably pitched in constant bloody conflict over who gets the last resources so they can have copilot email tone rewriting and slop memes of trump as a taco with a drooping fold.

Had to step up my shoulder game. Btw that questionable mirror stain wasn’t me 🙂‍↔️

Chili Cheese fries w/extra cheese and an Orange Bang instead 😌

Silverlake was always dead to me ever since Le Barcito closed down and officially wiped out every single brown space.

Maybe I should get a Pastrami cheeseburger, extra salted fries and an Orange Bang!

I only smile on bluesky.

How do you guys keep ur white socks crisp and pill free?

Everyone, please look at these cakes 🎂.

Btw its really dark in here 🙂‍↕️

Gotta stretch my gooch.

Feeling muy darks. 🦇

Laundry day outfit for the otter. 🦦💪🏼💚

it's a soft boy summer 🧸☀️

We just live here @daemonbelial.bsky.social

who wants to enjoy a taste next? 🍑 #humpday

June Gloom it is then, but I’m severely overdue to get stoned as fuck.

This year is just even more worse at how much I’m loosing interest.