🎃 I love a theme

I’m a morning person cuz “Good Morning, handsome” rolls off the tongue a lot easier than “good afternoon…” That extra syllable? It’s too much. Calm down.

And this one was just for fun 😘

Took some reference photos for a friend and I like how this one came out ☺️

Lovely day at Six Flags 🫶

here’s your reminder to not develop parasocial relationships with people on the internet

Selling my 27" Sony Trinitron KV-27FV300 CRT TV! Sad to see it go, but I've been changing my retro game setup and no longer have space for it. Picture might need adjustments in the service menu, but colors are gorgeous! $250 obo, pickup only in Burbank CA! DM me if you're interested/have questions!

Going to Six Flags tomorrow 🎢 I haven’t been in over a decade, so fingers crossed I don’t frow up 🤢

Saw Dead of Winter last night and I absolutely will be incorporating “Uff Da!” into my lexicon. Thank you so much for your time in this matter.

My thighs are so fuckin sore 😖

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep. 1. Charlie’s Angels movies 2. Grease 2 3. RPDR

Dudes tryna be horny on main on IG is so funny to me. Like yes girl, wriggle your boner around in those shorts, it definitely doesn’t look like you’re tryna hold your piss in 🤭

Preorders for the new shirt are still happening, check em out on the shop if you’re a fan of being between two werewolf buds

Thinking about rebranding to Albe or Berto on account of my middle name being Alberto. Thoughts? 🎤

each pop up is a different menu featuring the best of Georgia produce. the cannoli below was strawberry & cream 🙂‍↔️

Aw a kind stranger bought me a coffee 😌

When you’re tired, feel like a human flesh light, and you’ve run out various ways to say “aw fuck yeah”

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Dante on stage

Just finished therapy. Prior to wrapping up, I had a quick thought pass through my mind “Please say you’re proud of me”. In my heart, I knew I wanted to hear those words out loud. Deeper than that I knew I didn’t need to hear them from my therapist. So I told her I was proud of my myself.

Lil gap toothed vampy boy

Cannot fucking wait.

💕 monday ✨

Y’all ever just wake up and feel 37?

Bear Facts: No bear gets left behind 🐻

Shredded brah

Mac & Cheese Bites 🧀

I think you’re ready for this jelly

It’s muggy boots out here today mawma

you are not fragile.

Chicago 17: The Spread Eagle

Bring music back to porn cuz this was cute as fuck

Shaving my balls while watching Dragula: Titans MYQ. I am indeed rock hard.

Went on a short walk before seeing The Long Walk. Why are you looking at my bag again? There’s not a can of soda in here! No, it’s not a Sprite Zero. Okay, FINE! It’s a Sprite Zero. Shut up!

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Chonk Club sounds a lot like Chancla which works cuz im tryna slap some cheeks 🩴 🍑

Continuing my journey of binge watching shows I’ve been being to watch and/or rewatch. I’m now watching Somebody Somewhere and it is such a heartwarming show 🥹

Bag Swap 👛

No, there’s not a Coke Zero in my bag. Why would you ask that?

Late night “baking” (It’s a Microwave Chocolate Pudding Cake)

got game by the pound

Hadn’t seen this since it came out. Currently feeling like I want to sob into a plate of chocolate chip pancakes at the window booth of Orphan Andy’s 🥹

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✨ written in the stars ✨

That was funny, tell another one 😏

Hey chat, Should I recreate this?

Maybe I’m just tired af but I just watched a video of someone fucking an Eevee plushy and that shit had me cackling

I feel this needs to be said. I have experienced most, if not all, of these things. Either with myself, or with a partner I've been with. And that's ok. And we are not porn stars, or athletes. Its ok if we need a quick water break. Something isnt doing it. And ALWAYS make sure your partner is safe.