Clowning ‘round this Thursday night if you’re in L.A. and wanna see what that looks like 🤡 I’ll drop the link in the comments

Now tighten your buttocks Pour juice in your chin

Ready for Clown School 🤡

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Fat tits. Big gut. You know the rest.

Baja Blast Pie 🍋‍🟩🌊🏔️💦

Baja Blast Pie 🍋‍🟩🌊🏔️💦

Ok so the thing about saying “we’ll make it work” is that we actually have to make it work.

Don’t send me a video of you sucking dick on beachfront property. Send me the money you spent to get there.

Chopped? No. Just UnC(ut).

Donar for @nullex.bsky.social ! Is it getting warm in here? *tugs at collar*

Quick! How do I get off bear mode on scruff? I need to Woof at Rufus Wainwright!

A Very Late Septumber (oof) for @punkymarmot.bsky.social

This Baja Blast Pie recipe has me in a tizzy

Daydreaming about the hot bakery manager. Like how cool would it be to suck his dick and then eat a croissant off his lil belly? 🙂‍↕️ Pretty fuckin cool.

Pro-tip for cash-strapped pet owners: many vets now use Cherry to finance vet bills and their pay-in-4 option is interest-free if it's under $500. If you have pet insurance, you can finance your visit and just pay it early when you get your reimbursement.

Is “handsome” non binary?

Thinking about him.

Good to know BoofWear delivers to Spoonerville.

I know it’s corny but it can make you feel a little better when you’re feeling particularly powerless

Not the crème pie you wanted but the crème pie you deserve 👨🏻‍🍳

Made Christina Tosi’s Corn Bake cuz if there’s one thing that girl knows best, it’s corn 🌽

hating trans folks is such heinous loser behavior

I need the Taco Bell Baja Blast pie like yesterday

I have two easy ways the good people of ATL can help provide food relief to our community here and to the people of Gaza. come out to a pop up or pre order some treats for Thanksgiving.

Spoiler Alert: It works and you’ll feel so much more proud of yourself for trying 🫶

Now that woke is back who wants to breed my he/they hole

I am choosing radical optimism. The future can and will be better. There is good news every day and the things we do CAN make a difference. Dont be fooled into thinking we cant. They want you to stay apathetic and in despair.

Me, a bald Leo 🔮♌️

Might fuck around and not be afraid to fail 🫶

I feel like I’m phoebe

Don’t want “belly rubs” or “cuddles” i want men to send me $50-$100.

And when I’m not being horny on the internet I’m explaining who the real big bad was on season six of btvs to Marbit. He’s confused but he also sees the beauty of it all.

I too would like to be apart of the double meat experience

I finally saw Bugonia and I loved it

Saw a Clown show for the first time and now I’m horny

The autistic urge to correct a stranger when they approach me with a “hey friend!”

Happy Halloween!

happy halloweenie👻

Musical Improv is hard but I paid for the class so I’m doing it 🤭

don't tell me your top 10 games. tell me your top 15-16 digits of your credit card along with the 3-4 digits on the back

From the Hot Substitute Teacher Collection 📚

Such a faster cleanup than an orc

Time for a very spooky autumn tradition 🎃🐻 _ Lil' piece as a late birthday gift for the wonderful @wafflethekodiak.bsky.social // early Halloween sillyness! Might try to make a simple animated version if you guys enjoy it

Why don't you just take your Mama home some chicken and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in your ass!

🤡 tutti fuckin fruity

Love living near an airport. The second he finds out you can’t fuck immediately, it’s all of a sudden “…so what are some fun things to do in L.A.?”

Espooky Episode out now 👻 @ Duh-Lirium wherever you get your podcasts 🤗

If you’re ever in a jam and need fake blood, Red Velvet Emulsion works beautifully. You can find it at your local cake crafters store.

Pynktober #9 Full Moon 🌕