Can we stop making movies that make me feel this much? I just wanted to enjoy Wicked For Good without crying 😭

I swear @ottertale.bsky.social is just out there making perfect body refs for me to use 😩

Major kudos to @joabaldwin.com and the rest of the Zootopia 2 team for making me a soppy mess for the last 10 minutes of the movie - Also I completely understand the Lynxley hype now.

Here's to my third solo new year's dinner! 😁

I wanna go into 2026 with people who have the same sense of humor as me

Forgot a link, oop. www.twitch.tv/jakekarfield

Cooking in 5 minutes!

Robovac apparently got stuck in something in my kitchen... I hope it's not the cable for my camera

Thinking of doing a cooking stream as my final stream of 2025, since I've got two days off on the 31st and 1st.. Now to borrow a proper camera stand and see if I can run batteries back to back on my camera... 🤔

If Tagg doesn't repond to this within an hour, he owes me a beer! 😁

Don't tell me I'm getting sick again 😐

This guest bed at my folks is gonna be the main reason I need physical therapy right now

My dad completely unprompted started telling me about Copenhagen gay choir being on TV and singing a Christmas song... Do they know now? 👀

POV: You're short

I'm gonna need rubs, then a nap, and then more rubs after this meal 😔🙏

Reason why being short isn't so bad number 5: this pov

POV: You're short

So much fun DJing last night and hanging with amazing people at @tosh.gay's birthday party 🧡

You reckon I picked up enough pork for the winter?

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

PTO approved for NFC - lets go!

I thought I was gonna enjoy using Brave more than Chrome, but it's just breaking websites way more than it needs to

Maybe a bit of a wild shot, but would anyone be interested in photoshoot commissions at NFC? Figured I'd step up from just being a shutterbug. Just gauging the interest for now

Replay the set here: www.mixcloud.com/kotermusic/k...

Replay the set here: www.mixcloud.com/kotermusic/k...

Had an absolute blast playing at @placeholderclub.bsky.social last weekend!

www.twitch.tv/jakekarfield Going live soon with the Sunday winddown stream!

Winter season means curry, right?

I try to keep reminding people about this

Americans going to NFC - I'll be forever grateful if one of you can get this for me! <3

Americans going to NFC - I'll be forever grateful if one of you can get this for me! <3

Huh. I could've sworn it'd be a lot more

@profanity.accountant let's see the damage

Tried making the viral shawarma, but with chicken. Pretty dang good, to be honest!

Thank the OBS community for the slew of very necessary plugins that have been asked for for YEARS

Welp. I suppose I can always get a camera again some other time. Memories are more important to me right now and I know there's a lot of people I want to see at NFC - some of which I haven't seen since 2012

Come hang!

Gmail users!! They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off. Pass it on!! www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

Looks like Cloudflare couldn't handle a solar flare

[coyena noises]

Winter blues? Never heard of them!

to my esteemed colleagues:

Maybe a bit of a wild shot, but would anyone be interested in photoshoot commissions at NFC? Figured I'd step up from just being a shutterbug. Just gauging the interest for now

Roasted pepper pasta just hits harder

Going live now! www.twitch.tv/jakekarfield

Same thing, right?

Gonna stream something else than VRChat for once today! Going live in about 90 minutes

Soooo uhhh... Who's gonna put this shirt on me?

youtu.be/D1MRhnwCsc8 Y'all NEED to watch this!

Did I do this right?