Brought to you solely by the mortal kombat theme on loop for an hour and a half

One more client and I can nap all fucking weekend (and pack up my old apartment)

Art therapy is fun (for me, at least)

They’ll run this play against everything about you. One day soon the fascists piranhas will come for depression and anxiety because they want the excuse to treat more people as defective so they can filter them out of society. You are simultaneously a huge problem and also not real at all.

Still fresh but I have never been more happy with a set of tattoos. Finally can say I have an actual angel and devil on my shoulders 🤪

New favorite tank top brought to you by @overlysarcastic.bsky.social

Vacation mode activated

🤠

Happy Caturday

My man 🫠🥰

Just. Keep. Growing.

My tummy hurts but I made it

I’m really tempted to delete all social media tbh 🙊 having it off my phone and not thinking about it is wonderful for my brain lol

Beach day with @richiedoesstuff.bsky.social

Beach day with @doingthatwrong.bsky.social

It is 2026 and I’m gonna be vulnerable: I want to make out with skrillex, happy Saturday

It’s a beautiful day, the sun is shining, the tank is clean Oh god the tank is clean

Thursday! What a concept!

Well I’m obsessed with this game already

I deleted Instagram off my phone last night and I feel freeeeeee lmao

Beach day with @strapp-metal.bsky.social

Beach day ft. @pandershirts.com

Bulking? Cutting? What about love and affection?

CRANK IT

The fun part about being a therapist is doing 15 notes on a Saturday cause you decided to have a life on Friday night

Happy day

I have a session but go watch my friend’s stream 😤

Happy Tuesday y’all. Feeling good today

Surprise weekend trip

Getting back to it, need to be in shape by lazy bear 😤

New mirror in my office is a dangerous addition for work selfies

When Amy Winehouse sang "What kind of fuckery is this?" I felt that.

Re-Redecorated my therapy office after my bosses redecorated it over the weekend. I’m happy with the results

We love flash tattoos :3

Did I travel an hour and a half just to get tattooed by my artist in a random bar? Maybe!

In dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Wait this is the first thing I’ve ever posted to hit 1k likes omg. This is dumb but I’m 🫠🫠

Instagram trend brought up speedo pics and I was reminded of my fave beach pics I’ve ever gotten(and the horrid sunburn that followed). I need summer 😤

I’m thinking with all the changes in my life with the job/getting sick/new schedule/everything coming up, my fitness routine is gonna have to majorly shift and that is WEIRD to think about after powerlifting for 6 years

Being a therapist is fun because sometimes we get to color between sessions and call it self care :3

Something fun about me is I will have one tummy ache and be convinced I have appendicitis

Anyway it’s been a single day and I think I’m a tote bag person now

Been spending a lot of time at the boyfriends and my own apartment is starting to feel foreign to me, oh boy 🫠🫠🫠

V day workout :3

I still love the idea of posting hog and immediately deleting my account

Kelsey acting normal / the real Kelsey

Date night!!

Speedrunning workouts between clients. At least it was a good one!

Date night workout ft. Chao shirt (and boyfriend)