Been spending a lot of time at the boyfriends and my own apartment is starting to feel foreign to me, oh boy 🫠🫠🫠

V day workout :3

I still love the idea of posting hog and immediately deleting my account

Kelsey acting normal / the real Kelsey

Date night!!

Speedrunning workouts between clients. At least it was a good one!

Date night workout ft. Chao shirt (and boyfriend)

Anyway happy Saturday, we’re being productive today

Remind me to get out of the city next time the Super Bowl is being held even remotely close to where I live. This is insane

Can I make it through 4 more therapy clients with a raging migraine?? Time will tell

accurate portrayal of adulthood

Happy Monday I want to go back to bed

❤️

When I tell you the joy I have/am experiencing in (finally) figuring out a planner system that works for me and my silly lil brain and silly lil goals 🥹🥹🥹 WOOOOOH BOY I’m STOKED.

My attachment to each #Nintendo franchise 💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Earthbound 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Mario ⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ WarioWare 💚💚💚💚⭕️ Donkey Kong 💚💚💚💚💚 Kirby 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pokémon 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ F-Zero 💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda 💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Pikmin 💚💚💚💚💚 Animal Crossing 💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Splatoon 💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade

Who up bumping Celine Dion in the gym (it’s me)

The fact this little man immediately jumps on me every time he sees me makes me feel very special.

Weekend with the boys is a go

Goodnight

Dropped the boyfriend off at the airport this morning and I’m bummed I have to wait a week to see him 😭

Stop. I can only get so erect.

Caught on candid camera

Getting back in the gym after a long break is very humbling but very fun

The lighting was hitting this morning

Rough re entry but we made it back 😎🤠

Lazy hungover day, we love to see it

My comeback drag number youtu.be/BQMEvdhPmhQ?...

2016 vs 2026

Happy Tues/laundry day

Well, my nipples are on fire and I have to be a therapist today. Wish me luck

We did it

Bout to get my nipples pierced AMA

Happy new years besties

Anyway my client cancelled so I went home and did a yoga workout and it kicked my ass. New goal for 2026 is become a yoga person (partially out of spite for how rough that went lmao)

Well call me Harlan Ellison cause I have no mouth and I must scream

New therapy office means new couch to take selfies on during my naps

Last day on vacation, let’s gooo

merry christmas to the person who made this edit of Martha May Whovier to Fuck Me Eyes by Ethel Cain

Merry Christmas y’all

Don’t forget the reason for the season

Happy holidays ya filthy animals

Sober! At the Family Christmas Party.

Now why on earth are we keeping the office thermostat at 76 (and behind a lockbox so only the office manager can adjust)

Completely exhausted mentally and physically but just have to make it to Thursday before the holidays 😤

Happy holidays :)

I. Love. Drag.

🎶 I wanna do a bump of coke with iJustine 🎵

Happy Wednesday? Let’s unpack that.

If I had to sum up my internal world in an image, this would be it

Will my 7pm client show up? Idk but imma just nap in my office until I find out