merry christmas to the person who made this edit of Martha May Whovier to Fuck Me Eyes by Ethel Cain

Merry Christmas y’all

Don’t forget the reason for the season

Happy holidays ya filthy animals

Sober! At the Family Christmas Party.

Now why on earth are we keeping the office thermostat at 76 (and behind a lockbox so only the office manager can adjust)

Completely exhausted mentally and physically but just have to make it to Thursday before the holidays 😤

Happy holidays :)

I. Love. Drag.

🎶 I wanna do a bump of coke with iJustine 🎵

Happy Wednesday? Let’s unpack that.

If I had to sum up my internal world in an image, this would be it

Will my 7pm client show up? Idk but imma just nap in my office until I find out

Life is good :)

Let’s do some therapy (feat. Anxiety cowboy cat 🤠)

2 clients cancelled :c But I get to take a nap :3

Howdy

How’s Debra messing doing

Trying something new

U got games on ur phone

I’m Dr. Rockso! The Rock n Roll Clown!

My Halloween costume is confirmed

3 client cancellations (and resulting close outs) in a day, I’m losing my MIND

On all levels, including physical, I am this

Power naps are my new best friend

🙇🏻‍♂️🤓

So nice catching up with my favorite people 😤💕🥰

Siri, play “Don’t Cry Out Loud” by Melissa Manchester

Lovely weekend with the boyfriend :3

New favorite art print just dropped (well, hung up, but still)

You know what, I’m about to say it: I don’t care about T*ylor Sw*ft

A nap between client sessions? Don’t mind if I do 😴

Just got lunch with my ex before he moves out of the country. Felt really nice to catch up, laugh at how we used to be, and celebrate each other’s progress. A lot of weird feelings rn but mostly just grateful

50 shades of gray ass picture

Did I have to? (I had to)

Hi old

As of today I can officially use my favorite meme 🥳

Act 3… what the FUCK

Insane loner let’s fucking GOOOOOO

Unnecessarily good gym bathroom lighting

Power nap before the gym lfg

lol. Lmfao, even.

Goober #HollowKnight

With my high starched collar and my high top shoes…

Happy Kirby dlc week to those who celebrate

Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen

Am I insane for loving Bulgarian split squats

Dancing at the farmers market? How gauche

What if I posted hog as a bit

People watching at the airport is one of my favorite pastimes. For example, this man across from me has been putting in chapstick for 5 minutes now. You go, king.