I can’t stop checking out my Scott Summers Phoenix Five tattoo.

Just because I’m distracted shaming AI slop doesn’t mean I don’t have time to unfollow or hit the block button on your ‘shopped muscles. Thought we left that in prepandemic times.

Best part of biking to work after being asked to wear longer shorts (homophobic, I know)? Visible jockstrap lines.

The chest is boobing

Tried to put on my little lace number from @strapp-metal.bsky.social and test out the Dore look. I gave up for now, I got sweaty after 5 attempts at figuring out up from down, and inside from outside.

Been healing the first tattoo but we’re back at it. Name that reference for a smooch.

We are absolutely bringing this to lazy bear.

… and the last butt pic of my 30s.

Last workout of my 30s. New goal for my 40s: arms bigger than my head.

The way I’m about to get banned from the SF Eagle for calling out their tripling down for using AI art in their promotions… I’m just going to start my own boycott until they correct themselves.

I did my one thing for the day so I deserve a little lay down. The email didn’t send because of an outgoing server issue but it still counts.

Just. Keep. Growing.

Beach day with @richiedoesstuff.bsky.social

Beach day ft. @pandershirts.com

Beach day with @strapp-metal.bsky.social

Frequent beach visits start this Friday. Here a 2025 favorite.

Hips matching them shoulders by 2027

First time I’ve worn pants in like 2.5 years. Didn’t like it. Won’t make it habit. Free the legs.

This is really helping me get through the week.

Must. Fit. Into. Jeans. NYC in 19 days! And it’s cold af there.

Hello Bluesky. Dadbro is exhausted by all this social media rigamarole. Make this the last stop?