Hold up! Wasn't the Internet talking shit about Justin Bieber's Coachella performance cuz he was streaming YouTube videos? But somehow his songs are on the "Top 10"? Y'all make no sense to me sometimes.🤣

Returning to EDC for their 30th anniversary after a few year hiatus. #EDC #EDC30

Going grocery shopping, y'all want anything?

Starting a pet peeve thread, I'll go first. MORONS THAT DON'T BREAK DOWN THEIR FUCKING BOXES BEFORE SHOVING THEM IN THE RECYCLING BIN!! Go play in traffic you cunts!🤬

Not to brag or anything, but I just had some bomb morning sex! That's it... That's the post.😏

All four of NASA's Artemis II crew members have been extracted from the Orion spacecraft off the coast of San Diego. Watch live with us as recovery operations continue: www.scientificamerican.com/video/watch-...

#FCF featuring scratch n' sniff pit.🐺

Finally got around to watching "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" last night. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I don't care what any of you haters gotta say. 😌

"POW, right in the kisser..."

Would you hire me? Another in-person interview in a few. 😭

This is the most horrifying, psychotic, grotesque message Trump has ever posted—openly threatening to commit genocide. This is beyond reckless. It’s dangerous, dehumanizing, and utterly unfit for any leader.

I needed a sign to watch some 'Star Wars' today and this solidified it. Bright Suns!

Haircut photographic evidence.

Otw to get my powers restored. Stay tuned for photographic evidence.🐺

Job interview today. Send good luck.

It's about time I return to the gym. Going alone this time around, so I don't get distracted or have to leave before I'm actually done with my sets.

L.A. No Kings 'Lady Liberty' ig: @that.vvitch

#NowWatching Scream 7. Wish me luck.

Trying to play Pokopia, but this thing won't let me.🌭

Don't mind my dirty mirror nor my softie on this #FCF.

Haven't posted 🐓 in a bit. Maybe it's time again?

We saw you from across the bar and like your vibe...

‘Future Nostalgia’ by Dua Lipa has reached 15 BILLION streams on Spotify. It’s her most-streamed album on the platform.

can't argue....

Managed to double book myself for this evening.🤡

christians love to not read their own books, and pretend they say whatever they want them to. it’s like having a Ditto as god. just sort of morphs into whatever you’re thinking of. very convenient.

So... The company I worked for just laid off over 100+ people. Me being one of them. Naturally, I'm revamping my resume and watching "Scrubs" for the very first time in my life. Lol Send good vibes.

My husband looked so fucking FINE for his Oscar win last night! All you hoochies, go play in traffic!🤣 #MichaelBJordan #BestActor #Oscars

🧔🏽‍♂️🏆🍔 we love to see it

Time to order some Pho. This hangover will NOT win today!

This is all I got to offer on this spooky #FCF.

I want to start a BlueSky fight. So here it goes: Reese's is the most disgusting chocolate known to mankind. Fight me! 🤣😈

I have the biggest crush on Emily Rudd! Anyone else watching the new season of One Piece? #OnePiece #Nami

Finally got around to watching K-Pop Demon Hunters today. 🤣

i love butts so much!

A bit hung...over this morning.

Y'all like my dad-hat from Seattle's Space Needle?

Sunday mood.😤 #Uncut

Threesomes are fucking hot! That's all. Goodnight.

I WILL DIE FOR POMBON!😤

Got some hay fever going on today. Send good vibes.😔

Was high AF atop the Space Needle.😵‍💫

Doing Seattle tourist things.🎡

Seattle, your favorite dad's here!

Idk. I'm pretty salty all the time lol!

Haircut acquired.

How am I drinking on a Monday? I blame my barber! Had to wait for a bit and there's a bar next door, so you do the math. 😭

3-day work week and then flying off to Seattle on Thursday morning!

Before & After a Jameson shot. Featuring Hunter x Hunter.

Happy Valentine's Day you beautiful creatures!