I am GLISTENING (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

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Starting the year off with strong arms

I tweaked my back this morning at the gym, but was so brave and was able to carry up the GIANT box for TEND Ive been eagerly awaiting

⚠️WIDE LOAD⚠️

My biggest accomplishment of the week is being so brave and attempting to make Okonomiyaki again. And it was delicious

Tits McGee over here 🙄🙄

Who wants to come look huge in the anabolic lighting with me?

Legs done!

Just gooped over shiny mega drampa

4 games that defined my 2025

Saunas fixed so I can flex in it for y'all again

Now I just need the gold Aegislash

Please don't forget to take photos with your shiny mudkip today.

Merry Christmas 🎁

Flamecraft Duels is a fun and snappy reimagined version of Flamecraft for two players. It definitely had a good flow with the first play and the ending was VERY close. I'm interested to see how the fancy dragons and fountain add new strategy/difficulty to a charming new spin on a great game.

Jan 2024 → December 2024 I feel like I made some decent progress this year! I should definitely try to hit things harder next year.

One of us always tells the truth, the other only lies. Answer our riddle if you want to have a sick chest day

Home for the holidays and got to try out TEND. It's a fantastic flip and write where you're tending a farm, each action you can take has you marking off resources, scratching of scratch cards, planting plants, and more. The person with the most points wins. Very chill, very fun game.

Visions of sugar-bums dance on your lap

Not too bad filling out these shorts post leg day. Now I need to fill out my new tank!

Shout-out to the 6'3+ muscle guy at the gym can you teach me how to have arms as big as yours. Thank you 💙

Santorini: Riddle of the Sphinx has been one of the best solo experiences I've had with a board game. It took just a sec to wrap my head around some of the new rules but once it clicks you see the delightfulness of the puzzle that unfolds.

John cut the sleeves off of one of my shirts for a sexy new tank

First shiny pull from the new pack!

Bathroom selfie before supporting local drag 💙

I feel like I had a decent leg day. Although I've just been tired so hopefully we can get some energy back here soon

Monday cutie post

Just saw someone eat a piece of string cheese, so seductively, while driving the I-35

Pose for the fans 💪!!!!

Guys I need a Galarian Farfetch'd SO BAD 😭😭😭

Love the way the blue brings out the juiciness of my booty

Flex Friday, arm day, hot brown haired guy with glasses day

WE USE TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

Thinking about this tayaki and taro softserve I had last night

A little shoulder pump

😎 Heh....I guess you could say I was silking my song 😎

Make lovely things 💙

Not too bad of a hairy chest pump

🦖 dino shoulder day 🦖

How's the pump look?

This is my gospel

It'll go straight to your thighs.....and then you'll blow up!!

Now meet me in the sauna

Let's hit arms together

Throwback a couple of years to my first ever photoshoot

It was a rest day today, posting so you can remember I'm hot

Why was every pothole in KC condensed into Westport today??