For sale: baby vaccines, never administered.

If I squint just right, I can actually see impeachment and conviction (or, more likely, forced resignation) of Bondi over this. There’s just no good messaging for Republicans on it, and I think it’s got traction among normies. But I long ago accepted that my predictions are all terrible, so…

I’d say that that pretty much exonerates all non-Clinton Democrats, but we already know about Larry Summers.

That’s the woman who said whatever that guy is saying, 5 minutes ago, but got ignored.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

“[Dersh] said Trump “found it interesting as an intellectual issue” and said he planned to read the book.” I can’t decide which is less plausible: Trump finding something interesting as an intellectual issue, or Trump planning to read a book.

I get how this happened—you need to be the first to buzz in, so you jump to conclusions quickly, in this case right after “a literate spider on a farm sends messages”, and just don’t process the rest until it’s too late.

The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.

I choose to believe that somebody at the Mint knew exactly what they were doing.

Obviously totally unethical, but also just insanely hubristic, written at a time when it was clear that this stuff becoming public was a very realistic possibility.

An example of why I follow the Menswear Guy despite really and truly not giving a shit about menswear. Extraordinary thread.

Yeah, whatever the Harris-Walz campaign’s missteps, I refuse to place primary responsibility for this on anyone but a plurality of the electorate. Completely inexcusable.

very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight

Striking how he left out the results of this week’s Dementia Test.

What made her remarks “personal”? I’d have thought that she’d be speaking as a legislator advocating defeat of proposed legislation by the body to which she was elected, because it would harm her constituents.

“Are you a white male who has experienced discrimination at work based on your race or sex? No, you’re not: you’re a delusional misogynist with a persecution complex.”

Me after letting the raccoons and opossums come inside

I’m unreservedly cheering for the Oilers, but I’d also like Skinner to make a better showing than this.

police officers the world over suddenly fall to the ground when getting within six feet of their cruisers

Aside from Elon nodding in agreement with a guy named cumlasagna that the world will turn to dust if men aren’t willing to be meaner to women yesterday I’m not sure what she’s referring to

I would not have predicted this…outstanding work by Avnish Nanda.

Doesn’t that make her comments more credible?

They published before she could send them the old “This is weird to say because you’re not a reporter, but…” text.

When I'm testing the guardrails of the AI porn bot with the worst prompts I can think of

the original is a list for babies. here's a real one 1 CUNEIFORM 2 ORACLE BONES 3 THE SPIRIT TALKERS 4 OLD JEB AND HIS WAYS 5 DR MORTEN'S ETHERIC TRANSMORGIFIER 6 THE DARK ARTS OF THESSALY 7 EROTIC IVORY CARVINGS 8 SONGS, SONGS OF THE VERY DEEP 9 HAEMOMANCY 10 'THEM IN THE HILLS'

“Mixed tape”?

The Republican healthcare plan is literally cartoon animals.

Sprouting giant feathery wings would probably also be helpful to the president sometimes, but that's also not happening.

It's weird, because it feels like brony-ism should be this great wholesome progressive strike against heteronormativity, and yet I'm given to understand that it's very...not that.

I think he actually saw it!

Wait, *that’s* what “When It Happens” means? Shit, I may need to delete some posts.

I won’t say that it’s impossible that I will ever leave Alberta because of its politics, but we’re nowhere near that yet: I’m an Albertan, this is my home, and I’m not yielding it to these jackasses just because they keep winning elections.

If a bunch of Trumpists want to tell themselves that Trump didn’t used to be like this, I’m prepared to indulge that delusion in exchange for implementation of the twenty-fifth amendment.

I’m not a doctor, but feels like *actual* early intervention in frostbite cases would entail giving people warm shelter before amputation becomes necessary. Like, how much later than “amputation required” can intervention be?

It is apparently possible—though I cannot for the life of me imagine how—to be an enthusiastic supporter of Donald Trump in this, the year of our Lord 2025, while maintaining a modicum of human decency. The cognitive dissonance must be huge, but I guess it’s still better than the alternative.

I hope they eventually figure out what's wrong with his brain, and when they do I hope the official medical name for it is Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This is one of the replies to that and: Yeah, man! Archie Bunker would have been MAGA! That's sort of the point!

It’s actually much, much worse.

Extend the period to eight years, and throw “mockumentary” on the list.

i don't think it's an exaggeration to say that rob reiner is a meaningful part of the reason i have the federal right to marry today

Without having looked into him much, I’ve developed a fairly positive impression of this guy (I’m a huge Jasmine Crockett fan too, though), but…is “vs.” really the best framing here? (Yes, I’m aware of the meme or trope or format or whatever the right word is.)

This is damn good. Thank you for it.

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

If Paul Hogan’s memoir isn’t called “That’s Not A Life, This Is A Life,” I’m going to be very disappointed.

Tag yourself.

Listen, let's not rule out that drawing Jamil Jivani's name in Secret Santa might have been what actually prompted the floor crossing.

So if they were to make BoJack Horseman using only voice actors on Bluesky, it would feature Mr. Peanutbutter, Judah Mannowdog, Jill Pill, and BoJack’s motivational audiobook from season 2. Anybody I’m missing?

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Some experts expressed disagreement about whether the President can fly by flapping his arms very fast