Don’t offend the heritage. 🤦🏼‍♀️

How to give your cat a weave. Technology still lacking.

Did he wax or shave them 😳

Elf on Shelf claims asylum. I guarantee he will be disappearing in about a week or two. This is today’s America.

It looks so needy and pathetic. He’s everyone’s stalkerish weirdo ex.

You had me at “disappointment”. 🫤

I’m guessing because a whole fucking wall of the White House is missing. But I’m no security specialist.

Darwin. You legend!!

So bloody obvious how this ends

That’s the woman who said whatever that guy is saying, 5 minutes ago, but got ignored.

All women need to close their @bankofamerica.bsky.social accounts right now. It worked in Iceland - withholding your, err, custom. It works!!!

Oh Lordy. The symbol for inches is “ The symbol for feet is ‘ Your sister having to knock a wall out!!

You can get arrested for this sort of speech in this lunatic country. Cmon @teamlabouruk.bsky.social - a little consistency over hate speech please. This is a massive incitement to violence.

Good God!! The BBC still does journalism. I had no idea

Cos it was massively overpriced and Trump is lining up 1929? Why mince words?

Yeah fuck em. And chuck them out of Eurovision. I’m fed up with taking the high road. Time to get strategically petty!!

This photographer should be on Stephen Colbert immediately!! I want to hear more!!!!

When a French baby was saved for falling from a balcony by an immigrant in Paris (who scaled the outside of the building to save him) they immediately made him a citizen and offered him a job with the Paris fire department. Acts of conspicuous bravery should mean immediate citizenship. ❤️

“You knew I was planning to wear my orange coat Gary, you ALWAYS do this!!!”

I am so fed up with these pathetic little men having their pointless little pissing contests while claiming to be a “world power” - though unable to beat up on even tiny neighbours. Putin is mugging kittens and still getting his face eaten. Absolute bellend.

This is deffo why I got into particle physics. For the screen savers. Amirite girls?

Just reading another piss poor Pearson take makes this woke ass lefty middle classer want to kick the shit out of Putin personally, and then leave him bloodied in a hospital bed near The Hague with only Allison’s collected writings to pass the time.

Dear god! If Brad Pitt were 8 years younger he’d be DOUBLE the age of his girlfriend. That’s a bit weird. 🤢

Yep inflation still too high. Thanks Cleverly. Take several seats now.

The woman is a stone cold moron.

An entire administration that doesn’t know what the heck is going on around them and how life works. But of course. 🤦🏼‍♀️

It turned out that the Convicted FElon & his sons got the Tates Brothers free, who both were charge with underage sex trafficking, rape, assault & child pornography. Once again, a criminal help released REAL criminals. A pedophile release Pedophiles. youtu.be/m-3cpDz2ATI?...

Knocking out a wall tends to do that to one’s security.

I can’t express how much revulsion I feel for Trump over his foul reaction. The consolation is his brain disease is terminal. Nature will run its course.

Ahmed Al Ahmed. So good they named him twice!

Oz has some great ideas. Giving away food at EOD and now this. Smart work chaps. ❤️ @teamlabouruk.bsky.social could learn a thing or two about what good social policy looks like.

What a massive loser.

The country only has 14% with recent immigrant heritage so this has to be hogwash as well.

We need a “Museum of Historic Bellends” for reconsidered statues with their backstory and the fascinating ways history was absolutely messed up. We can vote on the name. We do love a referendum!

Pedantry alert! 🚨 Nothing like a helicopter rotor. (despairs in physics pedant).

Total failure of journalism. I despair of the Fourth Estate. If you need to bring down an Evil Empire The Fourth must be with you.

Justice delayed is justice denied. America is THE Shithole Country

They will be out on their ear before missing this most flaccid of targets. Absolutely hopeless lot.

You can’t park there mate

Never found Piers to be any use until now! Who knew?

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Can’t you lot get anything right?

This OBR and budget shambles and the reveal by Robert Peston on ITV. That there never was a “black hole” in the budget has made me so angry as a Labour supporter that I would not vote for them again until Starmer and Reeves are censured and dumped. 🤯

WTF @ubereats.bsky.social 1.5 hours added to my delivery time for breakfast ordered 20 mins ago!! In central London????? Downloading other apps as we speak!!

THIS. Tax big corporates who dodge UK tax or ever get bail outs.

His God had him shot, and he was saved by SEVEN hours of surgery - free on the NHS. And he is allegedly “considering” moving to Israel (the “Holy Land”!) where healthcare is NOT on the NHS. Good luck with that reasoning mate. If he does move, UK should ask for his NHS surgery fees back!!

Brilliant waste of my tax pounds. Send them off with free NHS training to everywhere else, so the NHS is like some free technical college for the planet??? And then it collapses for lack of staff Are we some sort of reverse-communist operation? Free healthcare for everyone!!! (but us) Jesus H 🤦🏼‍♀️

Great to see “sandwich guy” Sean Dunn exonerated on charge of “bodily harm”. Officer Greg Larmore admitted sandwich “didn’t hurt him”. (Tho his buddy cops had bought him a plushie sub toy.) America can see now why British Police don’t need to be armed. Skills in de-escalation under valued. ❤️❤️

Such positive results with these cats in prisons experiments. (All strays looked after and behaviour improvements massive). Look at how adorable Istanbul is. The success of cat ladies in modern society. Every high street should be pedestrianised and have a cat cafe. Cats are always the answer.

Insanity. Grotesque. @teamlabouruk.bsky.social

No scientists says these loons are onto anything. 🤦🏼‍♀️