Happy birthday @dickportillos.bsky.social !! 🎉🎂

The entire city of Chicago: [trying to have a nice Memorial Day at the lake] The cops: HELLO. WE ARE HERE TOO. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR HELICOPTER. DO YOU LIKE OUR H

Time to get stoned and look at Leon Kennedy 👀

I know I had devil dawgs earlier this week but what if I had it again.... I wanna try their italian beef

People with exceptional talent like Harebrained can never be replicated by AI . Nor would they use it because they HAVE the ability to create art and creating is a large part of the enjoyment for them.

Feeling so normal about this movie 🥺

Jodi Foster in Contact is the hottest I've ever seen her in anything

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

this is a masterpiece

Omw to space 🚀 (going to see project hail mary)

I love cosplaying #gachiakuta

Strawhat dream blunt rotation

It's Friday night baby you know what that means time to drink precisely one (1) beer and call Jess

i am as always, due to the CDC neglecting the american people, reading chise the furry virologist on various disease concerns

i’m bad enough as it is when i’m medicated

Actually you know what, let me just

*waves to my friends* hiiiiii I'm home!!

My mom is ranting about socialism and it's not even 9 am help me

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

Blasting Chappel Roan and Lady Gaga while I shower hoping to bring my mother back from the dark side

I got my Dunkeeee. I'm heading to Chattanooga. Can't wait to play animal crossing on da plane for 3 hours :3

2 percent raise.

I don't wanna work, I wanna design my animal crossing island, I finally got to 3 STARS I GOT WORK TO DO!!

my ardbert cosplay I wore today at fanfest! 🩵

LEOOOOON

We're watching Predator for the first time 🤝

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

If I had a nickel for every Hellaverse fan I met at the queer grappling camp this weekend, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic

India designer messaging me at 6:30 am like bro are u serious

Reminder my commissions are open (pls I wanna get Tomodachi Life 🥺) #vGen #commissions

I am still thinking about the White Castle Shinobi

Infrared shot of the Full Moon. The Intentionally enhanced saturation reveals the mineral composition of its surface.The reddish-brown hues indicate iron oxide, while the blue hues represent titanium oxide. 📷 IIdar Ibatullin

It's the freaking weeking

Oh my god I can't wait to take a Big Gummy and play animal crossing tonight

Me working on this evil client rn

Me, 2 years ago free from the evil plain client: I CAN FINALLY LEAVE. I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT MISSILES AND WARPLANES ANYMORE ME now, assigned to a different evil defense client: I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

It's been non stop at work today I am laying down for 20 mins no One talk to ME

Bro finish that bunker bro Waukesha has fallen bro

Tove Jansson (Finnish, 1914–2001), Moomin and sisters Mymble and Little My paint an #Easter egg #womensart #Moomins

Girl I am so sleepy HELP

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

A floating restaurant off the coast of Chicago: The Bearatie

I want to pick an NHL team to support but how do I know for sure that it's not full of SHITTY MEN

Monster Girl March- Day 18: Dragon 🐉

AWOOGA

Adding "being sent on daily wild goose chases" to my resume