be more like uncle david

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

There's having a brass neck and then there’s whatever this is from Boris Johnson

I tried to save money by buying my number puzzles from a dodgy guy in an alley, but they were unsolvable. Steer clear of anything you think might be a pseudoku

Why has Reuters gone after unmasking Banksy? It was clearly part of his art to have a murky identity. It’s like running an investigation to prove Emu isn’t a real emu, and it’s all Rod Hull’s meaty fist.

At the time of writing, there were five political parties between 10-25% in a Westminster voting intention poll. FPTP is dead; and if Starmer doesn't want to be the one responsible for Reform getting >50% of MPs with <30% of votes, he has to call a referendum on PR voting.

To #RejectionIsland, to rescue an unused cartoon.

"In 1198, Pope Innocent III issued a decree that deaf people should be able to get married by making their vows in sign language." Lovely tale, & reminder these were NOT "Dark Ages", but time of innovation & care like any other: #Unlearn #DisabilityStudies theconversation.com/the-deaf-bla...

Wasting money on feeding children that could be better used to bomb children. Typical lefties.

Nihal, Child of the Moon: how she lives with extreme UV sensitivity

Reacting to Labour's devastating loss to the Green Party in Gorton and Denton, Keir Starmer claims that only Labour can unite communities. I agree. He convinced Muslims to vote for a white working class woman representing a party led by a gay Jewish man.

You mean to tell me that after a year and a half of being shat on by the Labour leadership, left wing voters decided to give someone else a go? Labour’s “it’s us or reform” message didn’t work because they’ve echoed Reform’s rhetoric since taking power? Well I never. Who could have seen this coming

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Let’s flipping gooooooo 💚

Read my post on the fall out of last nights BAFTA's here. This is an opportunity to increase understanding of oppositional tics and acknowledge the complex realities and impacts of the condition: www.touretteshero.com/safe/2026/02...

Good morning yalllll 🤗 this what The Balds ™️ of TikTok are up to

windows 11 update: for the first time in my life, simply right clicking a file has a load time. unreal

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Have we misheard the techbros? Are they actually saying “our deficient intelligence”?

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I'd rather keep the pound myself but imagine the outrage from the cash only gammons if we rejoin the EU and they have to spend Euros in Spoons.

sigh

No political interview or debate should be aired live. They should all be fact-checked by agreed impartial bodies and then edited accordingly to remove any falsehoods. Gave an hour long interview and only 5 minutes made it to air? That's on you.

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists. www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...

World's worst detective. She should have her own show where she fails to solve a crime each week and the criminals get away. #TheTraitors

no worries, just after the nick of time #TheTraitors

Just catching up on tonight’s Traitors. Big Father Dougal energy from Matthew.

Ok I laughed

Me on literally any Teams call that takes place before about 11am. #TheTraitors

2/ ~old jk is best jk~

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

simultaneously a good news story on McBride's deftness and a real shattering account of how many Democrats still need to get punted into a hole in the ocean www.advocate.com/politics/sar...

Deeply disappointed to hear that the BBC has pushed out one of the most brilliant presenters in all of science communication for speaking with integrity and honor in support of human rights and dignity.

The border inspector’s 2022 description of Home Office data as “inexcusably awful” remains undefeated

Huge news. 007 job share.

I just put in eye drops and should have been doing this all day 😭 (but in a good way)

I’m profoundly sad to say that as of today, I’ll no longer be able to do my job as co-artistic director of #Touretteshero because of a recent decision by #AccessToWork to cut my support by 61%. Read & share this post, the hardest I've had to write: www.touretteshero.com/2025/05/23/a... 1/4

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@schreiberland.bsky.social Just in case nobody else is so compelled to evangelise modern pizza history… The little tables in pizza boxes were invented by Carmela Vitale. Such a boon to society that @johnfinnemore.bsky.social has immortalised her in song youtu.be/MR3-7vsjh7E (Visuals not original)

Accessible housing in the UK: A survey found 1/4 disabled people said they lacked access to a toilet in their home, 1/6 said they lacked access to a shower. The waiting list for accessible homes has 124,000 people on it and takes 40 years in some boroughs. 80% of councils build 0% accessible housing

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.