Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

fuck this fucking fuck

maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history

CBS should make me editor-in-chief and it will be 24 hours nonstop coverage about arcane menswear rules no one knows or cares about

"Next up, we have a 3 hour interview with an 80 year old Italian tailor who is no longer taking orders and isn't interested in helping you."

every single time there's a legit NFL football game between two legit teams there is a bullshit call that completely flips it and everyone will have to act like that wasn't the case every time ... it's the league's biggest weak spot by 1000 miles

The NFL has an officiating crisis.

JAMESON FUCKING WILLIAMS

Lake Mary High School upset Vero Beach on the final play to win the state championship, and this announcer’s reaction was perfection. Pure chaos. Pure joy. A moment those kids will remember forever. Retire his jersey now! 😂 #HighSchoolFootball #FridayNightLights #FloridaFootball #GameWinner

with trepidation and flow: go loins

Erika Kirk gives me Midnight Mass vibes

> @miatretta.bsky.social

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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered? GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now THOMPSON: What does that mean?

It’s the guns. Again.

Stop accepting the cynical notion that “nothing can be done” about guns, or anything else for that matter. Every time you give up hope, the emperor has already won.

Vibes are IMMACULATE

It’s the fucking guns.

A+ trolling from Zelenskyy

So the GOP unveiled a healthcare plan with no ACA extensions. Then GOP moderates rebelled, calling getting rid of the extensions “political shocked” and now they’re apparently going to vote on the new health plan *and* ACA extensions next week. We’ll see.

I will never forgive RFK Jr. for what he’s done… never. The layers of hell he has unleashed in many different areas — not just healthcare — over the past two decades have caused so much damage, it’s overwhelming. He is one of the greatest villains of the 21st century.

Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.

*Bill Kennedy makes dramatic announcement* "Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"

sums it up

Philip Rivers should use the biomechanics from his first video game this weekend, still looks great

Warren criticized the sports ban. "The point of putting that in the NDAA is Republican posturing. The military academies follow the NCAA rules and what they put in the statute mirrors what the NCAA" is already doing.

Ah, yes. Car accident consumers. Cancer consumers. Arthritis consumes. Lymphoma consumers. Amputee consumers. If they see the "actual prices," they'll stop consuming and die.

Sherrone Moore blocked me on Twitter the day he accepted the Michigan job. I wasn’t the only credible writer who got that treatment. There were reasons for that.

holy cow someone made the red ball market global website from the chair company also the phone number works redballmarketglobal.us/#contact

I can’t decide if The Chair Company is a great comedy or the most horrifying tv show I’ve ever see. It’s amazing.

I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.

Had the great pleasure tonight to see a screening of the new Knives Out at @sagaftra.org NYC, with a Q&A with writer/director Rian Johnson and producer Ram Bergman, thanks to a friend who is a member of the Producers Guild. Hardcore critique of the corruption of Christianity and entertaining as fck

WHO’S THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY AND THE B1G CHAMPS?

DUUUUKE IS NOT DOOKIE

I've hated a lot of what's happened with college football the last couple of years but Indiana beating Ohio State and Duke causing two G5 schools to get into the playoffs (as a G5 grad) is fucking delicious.

Current* conditions near Traverse City, MI:

Gameday needs to figure something out with these Jesus signs. Fucks with whatever mood the show has left.

First thing he said to me after repeating my name was “that’s good blood”

ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:

Start your Friday with Kid Cudi having the best time dancing on stage with MGMT

I’m glad Al and Kirk are keeping us up-to-date on what the Cowboys need to do to win and not saying a fucking word about the team with the better record that’s actually winning the fucking game.

Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2025: $493.8 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2025: $240.9 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2025: $226.9 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2025: $7.25 It’s not the start of an oligarchy. — We’re in the thick of it.

Even accounting for the new congressional maps, a swing like Aftyn Behn's (Trump+22 to D-8.6) would net Dems 259 seats in the midterms. Even if the swing is *half* of tonight's, Dems win the House with 229 seats Data: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

At this rate Trump will be advocating for Medicare for All by Christmas.

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