My name is Ozymandias, king of kings; Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Also, in the muesem: Someone decided they had to have an "america 250" celebration, so they celebrated 16 Alabamans. All women, lgbtq+,POCs, and immigrants, first nations folk. Not a straight white man among the lot.

Holy shit this piece will melt some eyeballs. Writer argues Dems need to take drastic, even once-unimaginable tactics in response to Voting Rights Act being gutted. He writes: "Patience is the enemy now" and we have to stop asking people for it. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa...

I hate to hear AI read my stuff. So hear it how it's supposed to be. And get your ass to Selma.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

This displays the stark arrogance of legacy media types. "I went to the right school and come from the right family, so my opinions MUST matter." That attitude is how you turn the most infamous newspaper in political journalism into a billionaire's vanity blog, and yourself into his PR agent.

Alabama Legislature is meeting on redistricting; we are under a tornado watch, and it’s flooding in the building. These metaphors are too on the nose.

Ahh, yes, the unpopular decisions like “black people don’t deserve political representation,” or “rich people should be able to control everything,” or “women shouldn’t be in charge of their bodies.” Truly a man committed to justice.

shut the fuck up, you hack, nobody believes this shit and that includes the members of the court

wasn’t bullied enough imo

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I went peepee in the potty today. Aced it. There was a sink and a tub and a trash can but I didn’t peepee in any of those. I used the potty. The part where you should lift the seat cover first is very easy. They say “which part do you pee in?” And I say “the water part.”

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

huge fan of the billionaire i'm rooting for's answer being sort of weird and intense and thus convincingly authentic

Reagan actually got shot at the same hotel and never asked for a ballroom

The series finale of Dinosaurs was an emotionally brutal reflection on corporate greed and climate change, the entire family accepting the grim inevitability of death due to a handful of rich assholes making life for everyone else literally impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Changin...

The edsbscharitybowl.com is cranking out about $13k per hour (by my math) for refugees making their new home in Georgia. A day left, turn it up to turbo mode. #CharitibundiBowl @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Alex Jones as Chuck E. Cheese challenge

The Onion never misses. Goddam.

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the idea that taxing billionaires will give us a bright new socialist future is nonsense, the reason to have a tax code that treats them with maximal hostility is because their wealth is a threat to democracy and stability

Exactly one year ago today:

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

I was unaware of this info and FUCK HIM, some of us converted the RIGHT WAY- arguing with Republican trads about God not caring about vasectomies in a Cathedral basement for two hours a week over seventh months

it turns out that you can shoot and kill an idea

ai has a “pr crisis” because we’re being told that it will replace everyones jobs and the plan from there appears to be to have to deal with not having a job or money. no one believes that the tech billionaires will bestow UBI or anything at all onto the “permanent underclass”

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

We didn't deserve this day.

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At the present moment I am not interested in anything politically beyond the destruction of the Republican Party as a viable political force. If we don't break the back of the conservative movement nothing else really matters. Whatever good shit you want to do won't happen.

It is really, really wild how persistent and prominent this remains in common LLMs. There seems to be an air of "well they fixed that" and it is 100% not true: most of the energy just seems to be going towards 'being plausible enough to be accepted', ie style and not accuracy or truth

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Really not a fan of the implication that people who are like "Hey, maybe a freakin' 90-year-old shouldn't run the house financial services committee" are being motivated by sexism and/or racism? But fine, let's review.

This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

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Reply below with your choice for the winner of this year's Fullcast Madness tournament. The final five contestants are revealed in this episode. We didn't really talk about whether that's the name of this tournament, but I just typed it out while posting this

9/11 was a mutagenic event leveling up the most potent class of fucking losers this country has ever seen

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

We’re just innocent men

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operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

This guy gets it.

had too strong of a gummy tonight and couldn't remember the word for "grease" so I told my wife that we can't recycle those cardboard boxes because they were full of "pizza blood"