I have an incredible, embarrassing, drinking story from college. Long story short-apparently this describes me.

5min after posting, a guy at the gas station asked me for gas money. I must give a certain vibe.

Yesterday, I drove home & sat in my truck for 5min. The 'cross the street neighbor I have never spoken to in 8 years came over to ask to borrow $10. (I gave it to him, no prob.) Economy so bad that midwesterners are talking.

May their memory be a blessing. I lost a parent in a freak-random accident-so ive lived everyday by this advice.

Weekend at Lane's!

"And which Dubie do you be?"

@sickoscommittee.org "We're baAack..." Seen in Des Moines, IA at "The Bin Store"

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Need you to see this, too.

@sickoscommittee.org I stopped by 'Vulcan' in Birmingham, AL & can confirm: the statue (that the Birmingham Bowl trophy is based on) has a dump truck ass.

I can take a break from social media for 3 weeks, login & in 10sec the algorithm has me figured out:

@soletssay.bsky.social @thesoulfulwit.bsky.social Can I bug you with a music question about a song? Its breaking my mind, but I'm sure its easy for you.

simply begging my fellow podcasters to stop doing video pods — be ungovernable!

I am a shill for Big 12 wrestling, and I cant believe I'm about to do this...but I have to heckle you for not acknowledging B1G Ten wrestling. PSU has won 13 of the last 15 national D1 titles and the last non B1G Ten winner was 2005 OK st.

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

History repeats. First as tragedy. Second as farce tragedy.

the fuck am i supposed to say in therapy today lol

Ok, im catching strays, now.

this would be an amazing way for It to happen

Conspiracy facts:

@hollyanderson.bsky.social & @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I will be taking a work road trip from Des moines, IA to south florida in a few weeks. Halfway is a approximately Nashville. Do I stop for the night before, at, or after Nashvillle? (assuming its late at night)

Dint forget to trap your thirsts this April Fools Day.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social everytime you said "the big game" in today's episode i kept racking my brain like "what are they talking about?!" It wasnt untill near they end when you said the words "super bowl" that it finally clicked.

Foreshadowing.

🗣️ LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

"will europeans hate us even though we're smol beans who didn't vote for him" feels like a really narcissistic discourse even by our unbelievably highly narcissistic standards

I only found Mark Fisher a few years ago, he was a stepping stone into a whole new world of culture. I just randomly remembered yesterday was the anniversary of his passing. Rest easy, you would fu**ing hate it here. simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Fi...

I loved his books "bloodlands" & "black earth"

@anesthesiacg.bsky.social may I DM you to ask about a common friend of ours who was on twitter?

I have had a bad cold the last 4 days. This violence might do me in.

@anesthesiacg.bsky.social youre the only person I know who likes "horror" (unless im completely mistaken) I think you might like "the weird and the erie" by mark fisher. www.goodreads.com/topic/show/2...

I would rather die than let an AI correct my grammar. Idgaf. The final boss of corporate-enforced mediocrity has no business telling me how to communicate my beautiful and complex human emotions. Get that shit away from me. Truly, the impotent, twisted little dweeb hall monitor branch of fascism.

Here’s to 2026

If you can read this, you're invited into my Mark Fisher Book Club.

@brigit.bsky.social I think you were the one who recommended @10bux.bsky.social re:Doom Bathroom I never did Something Aweful, but im loving the series. Midway through Groverhaus now, wowza.

Pollard's texts to Jimmy rogers!

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social he's still there! KENNETH B. COP! www.rutgers.edu/people/kenne...

@opg.bsky.social As I am a hopeless iowa state fan, I am joining Pitt fandom in hating PSU. For life.

@sickoscommittee.org does this make me a sickos sicko?

we didn't immediately get a single all-time folk rock ballad out of the big boat getting stuck, huge L for millennials and zoomers

Or the special way of pronouncing "gyro"? Is that anything?

"Onions & Mustard?! You sick f*ck!"

"A bruh cannot step on the same PRT twice. For it is not the same PRT, and they are not the same bruh." -Heraclitus (Probably)

The only Auburn Fan I (know or) trust is @opg.bsky.social x.com/NattyD13/sta...

@thesoulfulwit.bsky.social FYI, WVU wrestling will be great this year! x.com/WVUWrestling...

Laugh all you want. But I met the woman who became my wife at a haloween party when I was dressed as the bounty man.

Jee-zuz.