❌1961 - Cuba ❌1964 - Laos ❌1965 - Vietnam ❌1973 - Cambodia ❌1979 - Nicaragua 🤷🏻‍♂️1983 - Grenada ❌1986 - Libya 🤷🏻‍♂️1991 - Iraq ❌1995 - Bosnia ❌1998 - Sudan 🤷🏻‍♂️1999 - Kosovo ❌2001 - Afghanistan ❌2003 - Iraq II ❌2011 - Libya II ❌2014 - Syria Don't worry it'll work this time.

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula

Harper's Bazaar gooning article son or New York Magazine BL article daughter

honestly if he isn't the most fuckable little slut twink you've seen in your life you didn't correctly draw elric

watching dr. no for the first time. was not expecting the cyanide flavor camel crush

nothing will beat the feeling (in a bad way) of the time i was too high to stand up and i was playing a throwback platformer and suddenly an npc started quoting Jordan b Peterson in unskippable dialogue boxes for like 10 minutes

Sure! Here's tails microwaving spoons!

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blonde lead in 1998 thriller: the sun isn't enough to protect us now. dracula has gone cyber. a stake isn't enough to kill dracula dot com.

the neopets ttrpg kickstarter is going great

oh i love Resource Management ttrpg it's so fun, but I would never run a campaign where players have to Manage Resources, where's the fun in that?

When you 𝗘𝗯𝗯 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲'𝘀 𝗡𝗲𝗲𝘇𝗲𝗿, roll 2d6+penits 6-: They ask you to stop, and you take a level one harm 7-9: They Scrooge, and Mark XP 10+: You both Scrooge, and both Mark XP

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when i first heard it as a middle school boy, i had no idea how relatable and applicablekeshas "dinosaur" would be to me as an adult

BEEFING WITH MY CHICK WHILE I'M IN JAIL

build relationships with: • drug dealers • aspiring ecoterrorists • strippers • biohacker gremlins • yaoi artists • ppl w/ arson charges • 30-50 feral hogs • sluts • vampires • thick werewolves • ppl on 5 different stimulants • tranarchists • dudes who self-suck • heretics • big titty goth gfs

necromancer

if dems weren't that guy from kung pow enter the who was trained wrong on purpose as a joke they'd really be pushing the 2a aspect of this week's ice murder

my therapist says I'm very self aware. but if i had to put my finger on it, id say im in my post-adventure 2 dark age not my meta era

Reposting this for no particular reason

guys will see a movie where ryan gosling is in a cool jacket and say that's literally them. for girls that's movies about mentally ill bisexuals who punch glass and cry.

i got one of those rainbow hematite rings that's supposed to absorb bad energy or whatever and when i put it on it turned black and crumbled into a charcoal like powder with a smoke plume shaped like a skull with x eyes. that normal? like, is that how it's supposed to work?

democrats and republicans rn

Yall wanna play a time capsule? Go play watch dogs 2. Feels EXACTLY like peak 2016

turning a big dial taht says "copium" on one end and "doomerism" on the other and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

Just because I’m sick doesn’t mean I still can’t post thirst traps ;)

yeah calendar app i KNOW it's my fucking birthday im not a complete moron. it's my birthday btw:3

this is what the batman of zur-en-ar multiple personalities sounds like to me every time it comes up

you may have noticed there is suddenly extra protein in everything. this is the government attempting to get us jacked. for war

i have deep hatred toward Christianity as a systemic thing as a tool for imperialism, sexism, and pedophilia, but you gotta hand it to em. Jesus Freak by dc talk slaps

fuck nolan. i need a adaptation of the odyssey about a drunk off her ass tgirl trying to make it home before her roommate seduces her manipulative he/they boyfriend

Schnookums & Meat Pasta (1995-1995): A canned pasta, mini meatball, and tomato sauce product from Franco-American, with little pasta shaped like the characters from the short-lived Disney Afternoon series "The Shnookums & Meat Funny Cartoon Show"

cooper howard and dean domino frotting cooper howard dean domino sfm cooper howard dean domino hatefuck

that chimp movie is cheeeeks

cheugy ass millennial movie theater. they don't even sell tacos here

normalize being really mean and evil and straight up just a bad person

Attachment issues

okay okay so here's my pitch for a red hood book: so to follow up from batman/superman worlds finest, in current era dc comics, boy thunder/magog comes back to the main universe but putting his consciousness back in his boy body for chris thorndyke reasons. he ends up being taken in as red (1/3)

frew up at work. gotta get really really high in the tub and listen to Visions of Bodies Being Burned all the way through again or I'll have to do something drastic

nothing like going into work on my day off to grab my check, blow up the bathroom, and leave

for all its faults, the fallout show is the 2nd best fallout thing to come out this century

what is the positive argument for gambling legalization, especially to the degree to which it is now available, about everything, which is not just like "we already live in Hell, with the Devil."

"something's gotten into the animals" happy year of the horse

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago