Absolute shocker from France

No football for two days

The Haaland PR dept has been in overdrive this World Cup.

Not sure if Morocco were poop or if France made them look that way

I WANT RONALDO TEARS

Surely all nations need to be petitioning for Infantino to resign?

Olé now, putos

The size of Burn towering over the ref 🤣🤣

It’s ok, just get Keir on the phone to Infantino

Sensational

What is the charge? Having a break, a refreshing hydration break?

Paraguay got what they deserved. Good.

This referee is weak as piss

Hydration break.

There’s shithousery, then there’s Paraguay. And they really grate.

Arsenal to the rescue

Referee is questionable

Anyone defending there??

What a ball from Gabi

Paqueta falling like Bam Margera getting hit by a giant hand

Wuzzens

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It's so hot out there, even Andrew Mountbatten is sweating.

Give Dec the night off vs Panama, please

Thank god that’s over

THE EXTRA POINT IS GOOOOOODDDD

What fucking version of Kashmir is this???

In years to come scientists Will study the heart of Jordan Ayew, and marvel at how he was still playing football in 2026. having made his debut just after Ghana got independence in 1957.

Hydration break

I look forward to the return of football without the countdown to kickoff

Fuck off Portugal you joyless bastards

That’s a shame

Messi is still alright, isn’t he

Hydration break

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Malaga back in La Liga!!!!

Hydration break

Hydration break.

Hydration Break

Hydration break

Great supporting a team with Declan Rice, innit?

Really makes you appreciate the art of defending

Now you like set pieces….

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If we can ban social media for the under 16s, we should also be able to ban the Daily Mail for the over 60s? Right?

@sentimentbot.bsky.social afternoon!