What is going on with Joe Hart’s barnet?

Why can’t we keep the ball?

Every time the commentator says Seys, I feel compelled to say Siete.

Wolves man. Less points than a triangle.

Jamie Carragher is putting Mo Salah down as a human being which is worse than saying he’s a shit player. Mo Salah alone has more integrity in his little finger than a scouse pos who spat at a child’s face.

I literally cannot get the Pete Hegseth version of Danger Zone out of my head. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Fuck that.

I hope Tuchel is watching Ben White. He has said he wants to play for England.

Ödegaard being selfish there. Just get the ball to Golden Thighs.

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

"...will play number 14, Greenock Morton"

I hate this orange piece of shit but I do agree with him that the US needs to change the name of their ‘football’ game.

I’m holidaying in Mexico next year 100%

Has someone nailed down that trophy?

you’re omitting a lot of information! Halle Berry owns Respin, a menopause health care company. Newsom vetoed a bill written by her lobbyists to force rates higher so her company can profit. She lashes out publicly because Newsom caught her trying to profit. He explained as much in the veto

Every time somebody (Halle Berry today) gets pissed off at Gavin Newsom for vetoing something, I have learned to find out why he did so. I learned this when I found out he vetoed a bill that would have eliminated an already existing, better funded and wider reaching, program with the same purpose.

Arsene DNA

Ajer runs like Elastic-Man

Like taking candy from a baby.

It’s a shame Saka isn’t playing so he can refresh Arteta’s memory on how amazing the partnership between him and Ben White is down the right.

Jesus Christ. Last season Ben White was the best right back in the country now the mongs at Sky Sports are talking like he’s a 45 year old who hasn’t played professionally for 15 years. “Is Ben White a concern next to the two already inexperienced centre backs”. Fuck off Dave whatever your name is.

So Prince Edward only pays peppercorn rent too. He is, as far as we know, not a paedophile, so there is that I suppose.

BEN WHITE STARTS!

Am I being hyper critical of the clothing pundits wear on Sky Sports but Jesus Christ, Daniel Sturridge is dressed like a road sweeper.

Yesssss!!!!

Why is Micah Richard’s wearing a school uniform?

This Crown Estate/Royal Lodge fiasco could bring the entire Royal Family down. The crown estate acts on the taxpayers behalf. Properties owned by the Crown should make money for the country. We are all struggling while people like Ferguson and AMW are living rent free Where’s the ROI? There is none

What is Narco-terrorism? How long before they create Journo-terrorism. Murdering American bastards.

Arteta got that game wrong. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Chalobah’s head reminds me of an Easter Island Totem.

Where is Ben White. We need his runs down the right. I’d much rather take Califiori off, move Timber to the left and bring White on. MLS is a yellow card magnet against the big teams. Stupid.

Oh yes I’d forgotten that. Declan was at Chelsea with his BFF Mason Mount. They released Dec but kept Mount. 🤔🥴

Merino = stainless steel

Justice. That was a bloody terrible challenge.

Why is Caicedo not getting red.

Offside. Surely

Has Vicario got vertigo? He’s literally diving in the opposite direction of the ball.

We never really appreciated just how good Iwobi is with his feet.

Wasted chance.

Smudger: Vicario getting absolute pelters. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahahaha. Holy Shit.

Get in!!!!!!!

Just thinking back to those years when we couldn’t take a corner for piss. It was like ‘oh ffs just give the keeper a goal kick it’s less painful’. How those days have changed. Just brilliant.

Well that’s all sorted then.

I swear to God, Ben White channels his inner Chloe Kelly with those shorts.

In the words of Ally McCoist… that was Brillwwwwwyant.

Noni Noni Noni Noni Noni Noni Noni MADUEKE

Declan Rice is a different gravy.

So Alan ‘I kept my pants on’ Dershowitz is now trying to say that the Epstein victims are just antisemites. Do these creatures ever stop playing the victim.