It is hard to celebrate a Chelsea goal but…

What the Farke v Thomas the Frank Engine. #LEETOT

He will be hiring Ghislaine Maxwell to facilitate their exit from the US to their ‘new home’.

Religion, man. This world would be so peaceful if it wasn’t constantly weaponised by governments.

Another false flag, I see.

In 15 minutes (at 12:30 thursday 2nd of October) there will be an emergency protest in support of the global sumud flotilla at the Dail (Kildare street). If you are in or near Dublin please go and support Palestine and the best of us who are trying to bring aid.

A tiny but exciting reminder that Greta Thunberg and her fellow activists have not been ‘arrested’ as the media and Israel insist. The flotilla was in international waters where Israel has no jurisdiction, nor have the activists committed any crimes in international law.

Marwan Barghouti has been in an Israeli prison for more than two decades.

Former president Nelson Mandela’s grandson, Mandla Mandela, and other South Africans bound for Gaza have been abducted by Israeli forces.

So The Entity can commit piracy in international waters and arrest people who have not committed a crime. When is the world going to wake up to this tyrannical Zionist regime. #Greta #Sumud #Flotilla

Does he caddy for Netanyahu too? How humiliating. 🤣😂🤣😂

Mike Johnson is so far in the closet, he is literally bumming Mr Tumnus. #GrindrGate

I’m ok for the world to go to war with Israel. I am absolutely fine with that.

Where in the name of fuck does it say in the bible that ‘those who bless Israel will be blessed and those who curse Israel will be cursed’ Innocent people dead because psychotic Israelis think they’re superior because of a fairy tale. Fuck all of them to hell and back and fuck Tony Blair too!

Why can’t one of these war ships escorting the flotilla just fill up with plumpy-nut, water, medicine etc and just sail right through to Gaza. Just shoot down the drones. I’m so enraged at Israel blocking land, sea and air. They’re fucking cunts and I hate them.

This peanut butter paste was specifically formulated to help end famine and starvation. This is genocide.

UN: “Kids dying of starvation… what we give them is a peanut butter paste. We’ve been told we can’t bring that in because it’s a luxury.” AMANPOUR: “Seriously?”

🎶 ..."Cheer up, Donald Trump. Oh, what can it mean to a... Sad Orange Bastard and shite golfing team"... 🎶

Never in doubt bitches. #UTA

My Chant for #Europe at #RyderCup “We won the cup at Oak Hill We won it at The K At Gleneagles, Medinah U.S. can’t say the same Captain Luke Donald’s army Were Europe through and through Well sing it from the left tee And from the right tee too ALLEZ, ALLEZ, ALLEZ” 🏆

Donald Trump is ready to have ICE pick up all the European Ryder Cup golfers for visa violations.

What kind of moron yells ‘in the hole’ at the tee on a par 4. TWATS. #RyderCup

Sign and share.

The whole world except the RFK believes Acetaminophen, the most commonly used painkiller/fever reducer, is completely safe. One study of 2.5m births in Sweden showed no evidence of a correlation between autism and paracetamol use during pregnancy. Trust Sweden, not a crazy man with a brain worm

The people who put Ivermectim up their ass think that the people who take Tylenol are the sheeple.

Has Trump brought up Arnold Palmer’s dick yet?

JJ Spaun definitely played Bernard in Westworld.

The clown show has arrived at the Ryder Cup because this orange cunt has to make everything about him. Buffoon.

If Europe retain the Ryder Cup I wonder who Trump will blame. The Radical Left or the Californian golfers. Maybe the NY Governor.

That is what happens when you wear clown shoes to play golf. #RyderCup

The Americans are the biggest flag shaggers going…I wish John Rahm had walked out with the Palestinian flag. The USA chants and booing of the Europeans is already unbearable. #RyderCup

I hope Fleetwood and Mcilroy out to Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain. #RyderCup 🏆

@zackpolanski.bsky.social @eddavey.libdems.org.uk @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social It is so vital that you three get around a table and come up with a plan. Labour and conservatives are both finished. Unless your three parties unite, we will get Reform and Farage. Please. It’s no time for egos.

@isrlobbymonitor.bsky.social what is Andy Burnham’s history with Friends of Israel? Has he received donations?

Bring on Max!

I’ve missed Ben White. So much more threatening with him feeding Saka

Like taking candy from a baby. 👍🏼

Just seen this story about Erika Kirk trafficking Romania orphans. Is this verified?

🇮🇱 Israeli Spokesperson: “it's a war” 🇮🇹Italian commentator: “it's not a war, you have an army! You have the world's best intelligence! You have always been the aggressor towards Palestinians, you want their land, liars! and murderers!..”

Holy shit

"We must stop the Genocide in Gaza." Indeed we must, the UN must vote to remove Israel's control over Palestine and replace it with a UN Peacekeeping force.

Where is Ivanka? It’s like she’s vanished since EpsteinFileGate.

What a berk.

Giorgia Meloni screams into the void “Italy will never bend the knee”, whilst simultaneously bending the knee to a genocidal, occupying coloniser in the Middle East. Italian’s respond by shutting the country down and rioting. Forza Italia

I knew there was something about Zohran Mamdani that made him so captivating….he is an Arsenal supporter!

Watching The Case Against Adnan Syed. I don’t know how this ever got to trial. It’s reeks of police stitch up and it casts more reasonable doubt than Lindsey Graham’s claims of being straight. How did a jury convict?!?! Baffling.

Gary Neville’s gargling of Haarland’s balls is embarrassing

Gabriel was left for dead.