I could probably amaze you with the things I don’t know . . . and definitely terrify you with the things I do know.

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

Found out where your mom shops when she’s visiting Zakynthos 🇬🇷

Live shot (somewhere in Greece) of an adorable fuzzy dong waiting for the Rapture.

Some lights shine and spread. This is for you, till we ride again.

A combined step count of ~40k over 2 days

Yesterday was a day 🇯🇵

Views for days 🇯🇵

Hello from the land of the rising sun 🇯🇵

Somedays you just have to see the two frontiers

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Sweet mother of gawd one day there will be no headwind but that day is not today

Someone mentioned row 69 yesterday and I jumped on it like it was a lifelife on Titanic and said ooo a nice row. No one even caught it. My talents are so wasted. You weirdos know. Have a fabulous day!!!

It's blooming season

Friday 9AM meetings should be banned. Any Friday meetings should be BANNED. I have no intention of being business appropriate. So when you say deep insight, I will ask how deep. Thank yewww.

Baby girl, just remember that you do not have to make yourself more digestible for other people ✨they can choke✨

What a gorgeous day 🌞🌞🌞🌞

Hello, I am right here

We kooked

Happy Caturday 😎

Get that BDSM cake 😘

I just said In the D in a meeting and no one picked it up. My talents are so wasted here.

When the half kilo kookey thicc and gooey and the sausage is an escape artist

My reading glasses help hide the stress and anxiety around my eyes.

I prefer the voices in my head to the voices in my ears.

Have I told you recently how much I fucking love libraries?!No,I will tell. Yes,I will still tell you.I love it it so much that I forgot that Spotify has audiobooks too.A service I pay for. Libraries are FREE. Repeat after me FREE.We need to keep libraries around thems the rules.

Not working overtime & being a "Team Player" Well, maybe if you didn't layoff workers, we wouldn't be facing a constant time crunch. That's a you & management problem, not me. Remember kids, we're all disposable, companies & the rich don't care about you. Live your fucking lives. ✊🏽

Date idea: big breakfast, big nap

Why sweater day? I have right to bare arms 😭

You know the worst lie we tell ourselves is that we have time. We don't, savour each moment you get. Will it be hard? It will be beyond hard at times. But at times it will be gentle and those days are worth celebrating and moving on with. Have an delightful, gentle weekend 🌞😊

How incredible it is to experience this 🥰

I get it Google, I know I have zero storage space

Me: Oh what a lovely, sunny day. Histamines: Don't you worry we got your back, we will save you from the horny tree and its semen. By making you want to scratch your eyeballs out, not letting you breathe properly, and let your nose drip like a leaky tap 🫠

Flirting never gets easier. Just asked a woman at urgent care if she comes here often.

i’ve been busy touching grass and i gotta say i think chronically online is the life i was actually meant for

Apart =/= a part Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Happy Caturday 😎

OnlyPans is back

Cleaning up the garden and I realize I am made to frolick in it not work 😭

Happy BDSM

Me, I love the drama. Just in the sky

i can never quite tell when they’re ripe

Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name: Pope Green Curry V

Just a girl walking in pedways who is asking for some D (vitamin D you pervs) on a gloomy day and for the wind to become a gentle breeze and not blow away dress force

Myrtle Beach

Nice 🔥 I got sunrise today ☀️

Marco Island, Fl

Your evening reminder that this is still a sunset appreciation account