GØRF STATUS: Go ‘til ya can’t go no more.

Salem Posting

What the fuck do you mean its the 15 year anniversary of Dungeons of Dredmor?! #TwitchStreamers #ENVtuber #PNGtuber #DungeonsOfDredmor www.twitch.tv/highwang

Midge vs. the Springsteen Fanbase

where do you see yourself in five years

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

I'm talkin' Demon's Souls with @boyks.neocities.org over here!

THIS…BOWL…MEANS…SOMETHING… …GØRFSLOP…

So it's been a hot minute but here's my second long-form video about an old Sierra game called Torin's Passage and my relationship to it: youtu.be/-FezZXbcgBk

who cares it’s the damn weekend fellas !!!!!!

GØRF STATUS: That time of year where I get sad about my brother entering hospice in earnest. Anyway (until I forget) why not thank the friends and relations that provided him comfort way back when? Hey @lolodepuzlo.bsky.social you’re all aces, bud? Okay?!

if you arent listening to podcasts made by transgender women while youre on the clock then you arent stealing enough time from your boss

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

10 years ago today at #SGDQ 2016. #pepsiman with of course THE Pepsiman @frozentrually.bsky.social.

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

Be seeing you?

Five Guys Brunswick Maine (hi @spacetwinks.bsky.social )

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead (2007)

I loathe the cult of the car.

NOOOOO! The Polyhedron! That's where I work!

THE ACKROOMS

Tales From The Keane Compound #965

TUNA STATUS: Couch companion.

REMEMBER KIDS: Never discount the power of a well timed Wesley Willis headbutt, just mind the CTE.

Disco Elysium & Flipper eternally doing the Predator bicep flex in my brain.

The beauty of sports is you can just decide at any point “I give a shit about this now. Against all reason.” Ten minutes later you hate one of the teams more than life and it’s all downhill from there.

Someone on the animation staff of this CITY HUNTER episode was a horror fan.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

GØRF DINNER: Steamed sweet potatoes, steamed brown rice, frozen chicken. Ya eat it!

"YOU'VE KILLED ME!"

GØRF STATUS: Someone MAY have swapped my Fair Life with some Fight Milk?

GØRF STATUS: Running playlist! Make it hurt! …well played…

GØRF STATUS

GORF STREAM! The power went out and I made a strong cocktail! The power came back on and I made a strong cocktail! Why not see how great I am at running a video store? twitch.tv/geoff_a_ghost

Hey @jkass99.bsky.social is this the new Michigan jobs program? Pretty sure they can teach these newjack kids some hot tips. Scrappers gotta scrap, let’s go!

good morning i cried when she said this

Art friends! I need this as a comic? @kthorjensen.bsky.social / @jesswritingstories.bsky.social / @chuuurls.bsky.social / someone?

GØRF STATUS: YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP! I’M LISTENING TO FLEETWOOD MAC & FOCUS ON MY DECK WHILE DRINKING GARBAGE RUM & PEPSI ZERO!

GØRF STATUS: Accidental Little Mac cosplay.

GØRF STATUS: I got carded on my way into Jackass. I feel that @whatahellofawaytodad.com is spiritually nodding.

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