True story

terfs don't deserve beauty in their lives

HEADS UP! If you're voting by mail for this March 17 primary, send your ballot back ASAP. You can also drop it off in person at a dropbox site or ask the post office to manually postmark it. https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/illinois-democrats-urge-voters-to-send-in-mail-ballots-immediately/

Opinion | By killing schoolchildren en masse, we are giving Iranians the freedom and liberty that Americans have enjoyed in Littleton, Newtown, Parkland, and Uvalde.

When your campaign ad budget is $15

March 17th after the polls close drink suggestion for anyone involved with a primary campaign in illinois

Goodnight Humans and be kind to all 🌊🌊

Happy Calvin's Dad day to those who celebrate

Lake forever problems for now

What's your sign?

anyone want a luxury phalloplasty?

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

happy international women's night

The gas shortage signature Ventra card is going to go so hard

Real patriots ride the train.

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

they couldnt even give women's day a full 24 hours damn

Wanted a men's name that's a little 💅 Spelled with a c bc Luca is artsy and Luka is sporty

I am god's strongest soldier (canvassing with a hangover)

It’s the Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone scene with all the mail but it’s just election mailers flooding apartments and bungalows across the city

Going to a party with a lot of Politically Involved ™️ friends is a lot of asking "how much are you looking forward to the primary being over?"

I'm still two drinks and one related topic away from absolutely monologuing about the academie francaise

I left the party before the green line stops running plz clap

Things I find scattered around my apartment and think "how did you get here?" - cat toys - the bits of foil from my single dose t-gel tubes - Sierra Club buttons

I'm trying that Finch self care app and named my bird after a @chicagopiping.bsky.social

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

@mattheweadie.bsky.social comes up on my feed so much I didn't realize I wasn't following him I've fixed that now

Update: Sarah Afzul, the woman's sister, told me that Naqvi has been released from a detention facility in Wisconsin, where she was transferred overnight and they've been reunited with her

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is in the "good movies I will never watch again" collection

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

I'm so convinced that if I met Taylor Tomlinson we'd get along

Very modern problem: fighting the urge to say "thanks, you too" when the AI agent doing the phone screen says "have a nice day"

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

When the activity requires zero cats

Many people are saying

Come to this if you're cool

The meme has been marinating all these years, waiting for exactly this

I heard the game with the woman and her kid & baby freezing in the ruined shack will be a timed exclusive

Noem is gone, but DHS remains a weapon to be pointed at all those who resist the authoritarians in office. It was the same funding bill the Republicans already put on the floor, so it deserved the same vote the second time around: HELL NO. Funding DHS is funding our own destruction.

Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have

These days when I wonder if a celebrity is married I go to their wikipedia instead of googling "is ___ married?" bc I don't want the bots to think I'm delusional

Almost St Paddy’s Day ☘️ So gather round kids to hear the tale of slain cyclist Tommy McBride 🚲 #bikechi

Anyways.

Polymarket to allow bets on the name of the new terrorist organization spawned by the war in Iran.

free idea for anyone who wants to run for mayor: policy proposals pegged to Chicago turning 200 in 2037. "Chicago200". like 200 new miles of protected bike lanes. 200 new public bathrooms. 2000 new bus shelters.