I fucking hate these two fuckers

Witnessed a meet cute take place at my trivia night 💕

Havking a real "Lemon, it's Wednesday" week

Sad day for Michigan to Chicago pipeliners

New British insults just dropped

happy Great Lakes Awareness Day! please be aware that the Great Lakes are great. thank you.

Absolutely not

Join us and @oldfilmsflicker.bsky.social tomorrow for the Chicago premiere of Time and Water as part of the Chicago Critics Film Festival! Music Box Theatre, Monday, May 4, at 9:30 p.m. musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

Drunk! On the Red Line As god intended

This is really sweet 💕

Went a little hard on the glitter station at a Twilight-themed birthday party

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

doing the Michigan mitten hand motion thing to point to where I live (Chicago, Illinois)

Je bœufposte Tu bœufpostes Il/Elle bœufposte Nous bœufpostons Vous bœufpostez Ils/Elles bœufpostent

Gonna do so much Performative Reading ™️

Do you also love every opportunity to feel smarter than someone regardless of whether or not you actually are? Even better!

I hope the white woman named India Southern who I served at the visa application counter at the French consulate when I was fresh out of college is doing well

My grandmother's rural one-room schoolhouse was part of the early rollout of the polio vaccine. One kid in her class didn't get it and that kid got polio

please admire the Big Stingray www.nytimes.com/2022/06/20/s...

I'm relieved that no one in my life has expressed excitement about watching it, but this offer still stands

Sir we've just been informed that Iran has Wild Draw Four Cards

Talk to me when we figure out how to run a direct bus from Uptown to Logan

Observing international labor day by being lazy af

I wrote some fiction about what i think it will be like for queer folks in Chicago during a nuclear apocalypse. Also features Lou Sullivan, thoughts on apokalypsis, and a Cybertruck exploding just for fun. thisisharmonwest.ghost.io/the-last-tes...

Okay there's still time to contain this, how many pissed-off old people can there be in New Hampshire anyway

Had a chuckle to myself when I was scrolling through my recommended people on LinkedIn and saw that an asshole I briefly dated in college who was premed at the time isn't a doctor now

Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence

hoan huynh reported to be living in the bean

Got a job offer today that turned out to be a scam Glad I put it together before I accepted it, but the hit to my pride is real

Cool! I hope it goes well and they can expand it to other CTA fare and Divvy membership options

the biggest dipshits in the world want to convince you that art and entertainment are things you buy to regulate your mood (so it doesn't matter how they are made or what they represent, just that they can be bought and consumed for a stated purpose) and unfortunately they have largely succeeded

folks i'm tellin ya the crowdwork guys are worse than podcast guys. if we're talkin first date conversations, "i do a podcast where i talk about this thing i'm interested in" presents fewer red flags than "i really like those standup comic crowdwork tiktoks and think i could do that successfully"

Not really but then again I grew up in Michigan

Alternating between this and the White Sox pope hat

Big mood

They can bond over going to hell soon

Walked into the heated rivalry lookalike contest and the host asked if I'm a contestant

is ds9 called terok nor again

She does this

keeling over of natural causes on live TV immediately following your staged assassination attempt would actually be pretty good writing

I'm not saying how long it's been since I've seen @questionableway.bsky.social is the reason It hasn't Happened yet, but I'm not saying it's not a factor

Social media, 2026.

Booooo 👎🏻

Yes, Kash Patel drinks heavily. But he doesn’t snort cocaine off toilet seats and he has never been publicly accused of sexual harassment. That makes him the odd man out in this administration.

This shit hurts my soul. I understand that small businesses have tiny shoestring budgets and see AI as a way to save money, but small design jobs like this were a way of connecting with, and building your community. They were also a way to give a young artist a way to get some experience.

I let the sleepies win today

you may be stupid but you'll never be "cheated on megan thee stallion" stupid. always remember that

hospital has gotta be in the top 5 scariest place for a shooting, jesus christ

See you tomorrow!