The Golden Gate Bridge is nice, but it's no Mackinac Bridge

mattybtweets69 has potential as a copywriter

Are you a podcast hosted by Nicole Byer because why won't you date me?

Reading my own posts like "damn I'm funny"

I bet it's hoth temperature out there 🥶

“Do all ‘The Good Place’ fanfics have to be tagged as Major Character Death,” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

Hate to kick Minnesota while they're down, but I don't buy that Dinkytown is a real place name

Me: If being silly is a crime, then lock me up. Judge: You robbed a bank. Me: And I feel very silly for doing that.

It's wine in a coffee mug o clock

this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

bus saga

Backhanded affirmation: I hope your therapist is proud of you

Opinion | If Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were alive today, he would give his Nobel peace prize to Donald Trump

People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development

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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

I finally went on my blind date over pottery. It turns out using the wheel and having a first date conversation at the same time is hard

Heated Rivalry is a rare show that my sister (booktok girlie) and I (queer amateur screenwriter) both love

In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?

are puns legal

The complicated reality is there are 3 things happening simultaneously: -Trump preternaturally understands the ebb and flow of the media and does perform for it -His inner circle is in a mad dash to turn the US into a fascist ethnostate -Like all authoritarian regimes, they're grossly incompetent

I'm not convinced birth rates are a problem but if they are, making it so that it doesn't cost an insane amount of money to have kids, raise kids, send kids to school, educate kids, and keep them housed and healthy would seem to be step one. There you go, leftists talking about birth rates!

Leftists address this constantly. We advocate for universal health care and child care, guaranteed pensions, decommodified housing, and all kinds of other things that would directly address these issues. What we don't do is say "more white babies" which is what is really being asked here

AIPAC *and* ICE out of IL-09

Live look inside the vatican:

Exchange I had tonight: "It's about mlm witches" "Mlm as in pyramid scheme or gay romance? Either way, I'm listening"

Not my gay ass seeing 🐻⬇️ in a dating app bio and thinking "oh, he's a bear and a bottom" and not "he's a football fan"

love to be a libertarian whose response to the summary execution of an american citizen is “you shouldn’t say bad words”

About to participate in some Italian-American culture lol

The Bus Priority Corridor Study needs your feedback. If you frequently use Garfield/55th, Pulaski, Western, Cottage Grove or Fullerton, tell planners how YOU want the street to look! 🚌🚶🚲

Funnily enough, I checked in with CTA and they're actually urging Chicagoans not to be alone with Ald. Jim Gardiner after dark.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.

A team of dedicated cat searchers is looking for Scribbles, a cat who went missing after her human’s apartment caught fire in mid-December. blockclubchi.co/4ptyKbM

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

"You deserve to die if you disagree with us" is their position. bsky.app/profile/atru...

"I gotta be smarter" - a trivia player just now Don't we all, bud

Fun easter egg — You can tell Kat is gonna stand up for LGBTQ+ rights because of all these dope transitions.

Free Museum Days in 2026: The Adler, Art Institute, Shedd and more: blockclubchi.co/4pk9pRz

"Sheetz was founded by a guy named Steve Sheetz" is some real shitpost-bleeding-through-the-veil

Unconstitutional force. Civilians dead. Congress bypassed. Oil interests front and center. We’ve seen this movie before and it ends in blood. But we don’t have to do it again.

Polly pocket

god I wish that were me

Here’s my alderman telling people not to take public transit on the drunkest night of the year.

Happy new year, fuckos

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The bartender at the extra trivia gig I picked up said "Luca should host here every week" ☺️