I would like it to be autumn, please. It is October. It should not be this hot

AFI 🖤

Literally everything they do now is dressed in the language of a serial abuser. It’s impossible to miss. Daddy hits you only when you cry.

any oomfies wanna see AFI (for free) tomorrow at the Salt Shed? I have an extra ticket!

me watching the power users vs the founders of this site

First visit to the Chicago Cultural Center

I'm an art hoe trapped in a tech bro's body

"Mom, can we have the Wall Street Bull?" Mom: "We have the Wall Street Bull at home" The Wall Street Bull at home:

CTA heritage train leaving the loop

Rode the CTA heritage train

Ezra Klein: we should all calm down Neighbor I occasionally drink with: the next assassin’s aim should be true to free us from tyranny

🎃 IT'S SPOOKY SEASON! 🎃 youtu.be/Z1FHpCs8tD4?...

new Grouper album just dropped

Never been a fan of biopics but as a born-and-raised New Jerseyan I'm legally obligated to see the Springsteen movie

he's just like me fr 🖤

community building on a bicycle is all about looking over at pedestrians and making this face when a driver does something stupid

every urban gas station is a policy failure

the late, great hannibal lecter

resolved: sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally

Just had lunch that was so spicy I was legitimately feeling delirious afterwards. I needed that. Shout-out to Pho's Thai Cuisine on Lincoln! 🤤

I tell ya I got problems. I bought my wife a medbed and set it to cure all her troubles. When she woke up, it served me with divorce papers.

lets go ghouls

Inject this straight into my veinss

bah bonny

just saw the band Hinds walking down pedestrianized Milwaukee

The killing fields of Chicago

Okay why did suddenly everything decide to happen again within the past hour

one of the major problems with trying to navigate any major us city on foot arises as soon as you need to use a bathroom. what is it like to live somewhere where using the bathroom isn’t illegal.

the amount of raw, unadulterated fear that many Americans have of even small cities is never going to stop being darkly hilarious to me

They should make a bus that goes to the salt shed

Literally why am I wearing shorts and putting on sunscreen in LATE SEPTEMBER. I hate this!!! 😩

For sale: keychain Labubu, never worn 😔

Re: the male loneliness epidemic, there is *still* not enough emphasis on how many heterosexual girls and women are staying single out of self-preservation, because the sexual norms that many heterosexual boys and men have adopted are exceptionally dangerous.

Critical Mass

Worrier ethos

Well don't I feel stupid

Happy Friday!

It’s useful to note that Polimath is a software engineer with Disney+ who has a family. He’s a prime example of middling antisocial white guys who go insane the moment they see a minority or woman have influence that can challenge their status.

🫡 to everyone trying to buy MCR tickets (again) today

we are living through the golden age of wife-beaters, family annihilators, and other wastes of oxygen that will inevitably be short-lived so save as many receipts as you can

*literally anything changes* That’s gentrification.

i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

now that it's closed, the Cortland bridge has become a quiet, peaceful place to look at the skyline