This is addiction.

legitimately don't know how I'd navigate the situation if a close relative got hooked on AI chatbots tbh!

At long last, we finally meet

The crushing realization that absolutely everything smacks of gender

It's joever 😭

the existence of Tom Petty implies the existence of Jerry Magnanimous

twitter this last week

fuck cars except for this one I just saw on facebook marketplace

Y'all if you are an independent adult you do not have to spend the holidays with family members who make you miserable. You can stay home and create your own family traditions.

ahaha what is happening

David Lynch's original TWIN PEAKS finale is on MeTV sister channel MeTV+ tonight at 10pm ET. This may be its first airing on free, broadcast TV since 1991. MeTV+ is available over the air in many markets and on live TV streamers like Frndly TV. #TwinPeaks #DavidLynch #FilmSky

We're bringing back skip stop, this time with service patterns determined by the day of the week and lunar cycle. This change is intended to help riders be more in touch with natural cycles of the lake

honkin' on bobo at an undisclosed location

I was kinda FOMOing over not getting tickets to the Smashing Pumpkins Melon Collie thing at the Lyric Opera but after seeing a few clips I think I'm good lol

Enjoying this cute marshmallow snowman cookie at an undisclosed location

went to a Green Day cover band show tonight and it felt like i was at a worship service for atheist millennials

this is literally me btw. if you even care.

Please hear me when I say that 1) these anti-medical woo birth movements have been a primary feeder into anti-vaxx eugenic movements 2) they pre-date the age of social media 3) they exist because we have not addressed medical sexism and specifically obstetric violence

We are so back

lawyers posting about trump news every day

dubai chocolate sounds like a euphemism

be the sinister bisexual you wish to see in the world

Night like tonight you really start to think about how much fun it's gonna be when it happens.

There has to be some nefarious reason for the MTG announcement. I refuse to believe anything good will come out of this!!

😋

She's running

All the constant insane delays have me feeling vindicated in my decision to never live anywhere where I'd be too reliant on the brown line

would it be too annoying/tech-brained of me to suggest to my HOA that we use something like WhatsApp or Slack? We're like 30 people tops, mostly 20's - 40's (I think) 🤔

Enough discourse, it's time to make some banana bread

I can't wait to read the juicy details on the Trump meeting in Zohran's autobiography 30 years from now

Stunning moment: Mamdani is asked if he still considers Trump a fascist. As he begins answering, Trump, while slapping Mamdani on the arm, interrupts: "Just say yes, I don't mind."

Born on this day, November 21, 1965: Björk, musician and actress. Happy #BicycleBirthday, Björk!

Seeing the light drain from another person's eyes as you both walk up to the same Divvy station and they realize you reserved the last e-bike

holy fugk

It's hard to get neurotypicals to understand "I didn't do the task because I was so intensely aware of the need to do this that my brain built a wall around the concept of doing it", so we just say "I didn't do the task because I forgot."

#thursday #thursday20th

NJ is the future, is something I believe very strongly. Racially and socioeconomically diverse suburbia. Its hard to study this stuff without concluding that, in the years ahead, a large and growing share of Americans will experience New Jersification

the way uber should work is you open the app, it charges you 30 dollars, and then it tells you how to ride the fucking bus

BOGO sale on eggs at Jewel Inflation is over!!!!!111

Fritz Kaegi and The Tantrums

Cook County Assessor? I hardly kno- *gets taken out by a sniper*

i still don't know wtf Anthropic is and no i will not google it

Need a Cermak Orange and Western Green like yesterday 🙏 Also move the Sheridan red over to Irving Park

CTA swag from today's holiday shop

for a split second I thought this mail carrier's cart was one of those cursed delivery robots