Add another one to the great big board of "Urban Planning Debates: Academic Research vs. Some Guy"

It's crazy that Balatro is from Regina

gotta figure revenge gets to an ideal serving temperature pretty quick this time of year in minnesota

what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip

Mario fighting Whomp is a classic example of the literary archetype "Italian vs Concrete"

JD vance is the most “errrrm actually” vice president we’ve ever seen

I don't know if "accused" is necessary when it's extremely obvious what they did

It’s truly incredible how sloppy they always are.

UN Charter Article 2(4) is a core principle of international law. It prohibits all states from the threat/use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of any other state, banning war & coercion except self-defense or UN Security Council authorization.

Everyone who supported this fuckass loser because he was "better than Pollievre" should be aot more than deeply ashamed right now.

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

mf think he Jean Guaideaux

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now. happy new year everyone!

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

Might fuck around and write a DnD adventure about laying a magical communication network across the open seas

Does anyone know how the BC Ferries chicken and waffles is

my friend group can't decide if it wants to go to the professional women's hockey league exhibition game or the drag king 10 year anniversary show if you want a preview into what the whole world will look like under the reign of Woke 2

Why am I getting an Instagram ad for Fatboy Slim

alton brown making carbonara with country breakfast sausage and rigatoni is the most "my GOAT's not washed" moment i've ever personally experienced

"Winning the Cold War" do you people ever listen to yourselves

[smash brothers announcer voice] MICHAEL CLAYTON [tinny voice from wiimote] ᴵ’ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦʳᵃᶜˡᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏᵉʳ ᴵ’ᵐ ᵃ ʲᵃⁿᶦᵗᵒʳ

jon’s sandwich shop

Playing Slay the Spire for the first time and so far it seems pretty good

Bubble Sorted Amen Break (Made in Godot) parametricavocado.itch.io/amen-sorting

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

I guess it's not a universal experience but where I'm from, people go apeshit for Boxing Day

if i had a chance to write a john madden screenplay, i'd make it a screenlife film of him selflessly programming the madden games all by himself as the ungrateful and ignorant public complains about their bugs and glitches

Had a first day of school nightmare (can't find the classroom, you know) and then went back to sleep and had another one. Now I'm mostly just sad I can't go to school in my dream campus, which has features like a Nintendo-sponsored building called SquirtleTheHut

We're breaking out the good china

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero

*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great *in reindeer chat* BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess DonnerTime: buncha dolphies? VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

the first rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is do not talk about Using Repetition for Emphasis Club. the second rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is, you guys are gonna love this one,

The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

Luke Skywalker ordering a Coruscant at a cafe is basically the same thing as me ordering a Danish at a cafe

Starting a podcast about condiments and I can't decide if I should call it Mustard Station or Journal Mustard

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

Had a dream that hundreds of US warplanes got destroyed in a battle and you could just look at the wreckage from shore

i hold the guinness world record for most easily disproven lie

can't fucking wait to turn 36 and become a double adult who can watch mega pornography and buy the good cigs that make you healthier

The Nintendo Switch version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker contains a model of a realistic man, called "Male". Despite Male being from a Nintendo 3DS development kit, the Switch version is the only one he appears in.

Throwback to that time I got high and spent all night taking every moveable item in Gone Home and rearranging them to look like a demonic ritual

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad