I’m worried that if we keep making fun of this guy he’ll end up inventing white people

i don't understand these newfangled 240 Hz monitors. 60 Hz was good enough for my grand pappy's flight simulator 2000, it was good enough for my pap's asteroid and pac man, by golly it's still good enough for me

Castlevania 64

There are two facts about Shigeru Miyamoto that everyone can agree on: - the creator of Super Mario, Donkey Kong, and Zelda is one of if not the greatest game designer of all time - he would be a TERRIBLE upstairs neighbour

I love it when infographics are like ‘boycot Palantir and Lockheed Martin’ like yeah, word, on it.

computer graphics (1984) archive.org/details/1984...

I’m the only one at this 3:25 showing of Melania so I asked the usher if I can smoke and he said go ahead.

found a place where if you need bread you can buy it there

I had this one

imagine going Um Pardon Me Sir But You Seem To Have Worded Your Post In A Strange And Incorrect Way on a microblogging platform. wording stuff in weird and slightly confusing ways is like 75% of what makes this a fun social media format

less likely to be a scam than if it was actually tulsi gabbard

we are all sluggo on this blessed day

rented a car in Wales and the guy said "remember, here we drive only on the left, and pass on the right" no adjustment needed brother, I am a bmw owner

It’s Friday

Being 9 and taking creamers from the cafeteria and making this at the ski hill

there's a cadence to file structures of torrents i find really pleasing. the natural evolution of 00's closed forum culture and changing digital media standards means you get deranged, beautiful language like "Michael.Clayton.2007.1080p WEB DL - BoNe PuNiShEr Kollektiv [5 . 1][ Repak ]"

walking light house

the idea of hallucinating dozens of elves or whatever is terrifying to me www.bbc.com/future/artic...

what walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening? a pair of chickens crossing the road, one of whom gets badly injured by a car before lunch but hops right back into action around five thirty. why do they do it? how should i know, i'm a sphinx not a mind reader

Shoutout to the adorable cashier at Trader Joe’s who saw me buying their unsweetened soy milk and said, “You know, that really does taste like soybeans”

Surf Dracula

lol

wow ok the king's horses actually figured out how to put humpty dumpty together again an— oh come on, he's climbing right back up that wall. god damn it, what an asshole. you can tell the horses are furious with him

You know, there was a time when the state of Michigan was pumping out the absolute classiest pop cans you possibly imagine

Sad to see that ABC once again voted against being a Living Wage certified employer

i’m never gonna stop saying this

the poujahetine

replace rfk jr with this guy

the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good

aside from work stuff, i mostly use social media to look at funny videos of dogs and subreddits about nail polish. you would not BELIEVE what the lacqueristas are getting up to over there, the anti-ICE nail art is flooding the feed.

I wish I knew more about the NFL because I get the impression that these are some pretty high level and fun jokes Jon is cooking up here

Zizek: Witoüt Bowsur, there ES no Ma-rio. So you äve, at wönce, a Contradikzion

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

The kiosk demo of Mario Kart DS contained "Flesh Trucks" due to a spelling error. While the error was fixed in the final version, looking at the preview image for GCN Mushroom Bridge very closely shows that the truck still has an L. As such, the memory of the Flesh Truck remains.

Mamdani seems aware in the moment that he is creating an incredible react GIF

friend says his wife told him that she likes the sexual hockey boys show so much because the writing in it is so good. i think that's beautiful. finally a stash of playboys, for wives

yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,

Mr. Magorium's Beaver Castoreum

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: when you say it holds thirty liters, surely you don't fill it with water? CARL MARX: was ist das 'nylon shell'? LUIGI MANGIONE: that snaps over the top, see how it fits a 16" laptop? ME: please put the peak design bag away this isn't what i wanted to discuss