These dragons are usually only seen in stormy skies, their roars echoing over the thunder while they race splinters of lightening... The Raiju Lightning Dragon is our NEWEST MODEL! Raiju comes in 4 sizes, including an XL that's nearly 3 inches around! 😱 uberrime.com/collections/...

I get to see so many of @excelddesigns.bsky.social's designs in progress and it is a JOY She has such amazing pleasure shape intuition and a seemingly endless well of creativity across genres. I feel so spoiled getting to peek at the process.

I'm sorry but it's mad weird that "lightning" is spelled that way.

Great bosses are hard to come by, but great bosses who come over your house on the weekend to build you some raised garden beds for growing veggies are even rarer.

if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

tomorrow is the last day to get these for 14 dollars off! prices go up and ahipping begins october 1st!

Men who can afford therapy should definitely go.

Last day to enter! I'll be drawing a name sometime after 11 PM EST.

i understand this seems scary but remember that these guys are always saying "you've awakened the Sleeping Crusader, it's time for Blood" and what it really means is they're going to post on Twitter even more

after charlie kirk there were all these threats of a great conservative uprising and it resulted in going to starbucks and asking to have his name written on a $10 lemonade. don't panic

5 days left to get them at the preorder price!

hear me out, www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

This is GORGEOUS!

if you're curious about grinder sex toys, I've got the ultimate guide with everything you need to know about these fun toys designed specifically for humping! read the guide here: sydneyscreams.com/everything-y...

I have updated the renders for all my available fantasy dildo designs + dropped prices on a chunk of them. A few designs have had small tweaks as well. www.3dfrost.com

It's very early in the day to be posting a giveaway, but I'll be AFK for most of the day so I figured I'd let the early birds have at it. I'll reskeet it about a dozen times over the next week anyway.

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NEW! The Atlan Biomechanical Dildo, another unique fantasy design from the creative mind of @excelddesigns.bsky.social! This curved, aesthetically textured model is semi-phallic in shape with an intricately detailed base. Custom in your choice of density & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

proud to eat like an imperial concubine

This sounds wacky but it is backed up by science.

Thing is, we shouldn't *have* to all be activists. We should be able to just be. And I say this as an activist.

I am too shitty of a person to be an effective advocate for my people!

Being trans is great, but it would nicer during a time when my mere existence is not a form of protest

I was really pleased when Veronica Esposito suggested this. I know that people who favor gun ownership in our community are very passionate and vocal. But, like Veronica, I really feel that trans people should be clear-eyed about the increased risk of suicide owning a gun brings with it.

Being on social media is fine but if it’s getting in the way of you doing deep reading and deep thinking, then your balance of how you spend your time is off Lots of interesting threads here and none of them are a substitute for reading a good book or essay

Dragons look great in gold! Here we have a small Ardor Dragon in emerald, nola purple, and glitter gold; and a medium Igneus Dragon in crucible red, orangesicle, and glitter gold. uberrime.com/collections/...

I hope this movie makes a billion dollars

Instagram has been shitting on me so hard lately, if you've got a sec please like my latest work post 💙 www.instagram.com/p/DNtWdUe4kG...

Instagram has been shitting on me so hard lately, if you've got a sec please like my latest work post 💙 www.instagram.com/p/DNtWdUe4kG...

Aaaand it looks like Marco already reminded you of this gorgeous toy just the other day, while I (your friendly neighborhood social media manager) was moving! bsky.app/profile/uber...

The Satio is one of our hand-sculpted designs. It's curved for g-spot/prostate stimulation, with a stout mushroom head and slightly above average width shaft. uberrime.com/products/the...

@3dfrost.bsky.social BTW I got your email! I'm in the middle of moving so I can't finish troubleshooting until Monday. But I'm gonna look into it!

Only a few days left in July to get a cute skirt and/or made to order toy from @creaturefeature.bsky.social & @tailends.bsky.social while supporting our organization! Get a cute toy and/or skirt and support SWAID! creaturefeaturetoys.com/products/sea...

Did you know you can order toys with *no* color? Simply click 'No color / Translucent' to get your silicone au naturel. It's not clear but it's not white either. Here as examples we have a Sensi vag plug, Sentio plug, Reservo Uncut, Vac-U-Lock adapter, double-sided suction cup, and an Elegantis.

WE GOT APPROVED FOR THE RENTAL HOUSE AHHHHHHH

Applied to rent this house, jumped through a bunch of administrative hoops, and now we're just impatiently waiting to hear if we've been approved. Doing some packing this weekend and keeping our fingers crossed 🤞

paging @busterlebeau.bsky.social 👀

We're coming to the end of our sale, but you haven't missed out there's still quite a few pretty toys left to snap up 💕

🥳 Toying Around 🎉 Full comic on @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social www.ohjoysextoy.com/toying-aroun... Are sex toys detrimental to my sex life? How can a masturbation sleeve help with accessibility? Find out in my 1/2 @tengaglobal.bsky.social review 1/2 sappy thoughts about the roles sex toys play for me 🕺🏾✨

What do ya'll think? You getting it with or without the drip? 👀 Check out my collab with @creaturefeature.bsky.social‬ & @tailends.bsky.social - it's only available this month!!! Proceeds go towards @swaidcollective.bsky.social‬ #solidaritynotcharity #dongsky #fantasytoys

A Big Damn Alien in pearl shift, orangesicle, and pearl aqua. What a color combo! uberrime.com/a/search?q=d...

what if instead of having my boss put new can lights into the ceiling so i can see better at my in-studio desk, i INSTEAD ask for like a giant 5 foot lava lamp

Toured a house for rent today! It's definitely showing its age and it's overpriced for the condition, but the yard is amazing and they're cool with gardening, painting, etc. The expected move in date is an issue. But maybe if our applications are approved we can negotiate that. Fingers crossed 🤞

PSA: Going to the beach isn't just for Instagram users. Bluesky users are allowed to go to the beach, too.

It was perhaps... TOO successful.

one of the great joys of fandom in the batshit nightmare times were living in is that it’s a fundamentally communal art form. it’s making stuff purely for your own creative fulfillment and to make your ten favorite weirdos happy, and I think that’s beautiful. it’s such a necessary escape these days

if you work in the adult industry in ANY capacity, and you're unaware of the censorship & crackdowns our industry is facing... stop what you're doing and spend some time learning. this effects all of us, at every level, in every adult industry related job. period.

Just like non-writers are out here telling everyone "it's chatGPT if it used an em-dash" and making us roll our eyes, I'm going to move with REAL HUMILITY when trying to assess what art is AI and making accusations because art is a skill (that is the whole point!) not all of us have.

Good thread. Also as someone who now has to spend several extra hour so stock phot sites trying to guess if things are AI, I would like to remind folks it's not always a slam dunk. A lot of non-artists are more confident in their ability to always spot AI than they should be.

Still a few days left to re-enter!