🔥 Pleasure Furniture 🔥 Read the full comic on @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social www.ohjoysextoy.com/pleasure-fur... What does it feel like to be a human coffee table for a few raucous friend on a game night? Start your December with my latest cute lighthearted smut 😋💖✨

Welp the website is still up but our admin panel is down. 🙃 Ecommerce babayyy 🤠

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

The weather has been LOVELY the past few days, so we've had the door in the back of the make space open and it's been so nice to enjoy in a room that's otherwise windowless. (Not that I'm jel of the mail room's windows. The studio is in FL, those windows are giant ovens 90% of the year haha.)

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

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Not long left to join the Patreon if you want to receive a Christmas card: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-ch... If you do it before this weekend you can also join the live hangout on Sunday evening: www.patreon.com/posts/come-h...

This! So many people contact me to ask me how to start a successful sex blog, or make money from a sex blog. My answer is usually 'first, start a sex blog'. I get that you want to monetise, but get the material first and get in the habit of creating stuff regularly.

I recently stole this @shevibe.bsky.social poster from the Uberrime studio mail room to hang in the 'second office' (ostensibly my office.) To this day, the Aqua King remains one of my favorite Uberrime models! shevibe.com/products/aqu...

Marco prepping little bags with a teenie, a piece of candy, and a card to go out with Black Friday orders.. Our sale starts at midnight on the east coast!

If happiness and fulfillment make me unsuccessful, then baby sit back and watch me NOT FUCKING SUCCEED.

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

I took 2 years of graphic design... ...in high school... ...in 2004. And it shows 😬 Definitely a skill I'd like to spend some time next year improving!

Spent some time on the beach today to recharge ⛱️

Small joy: of the 3 employees with IBS, I'm the only one here today, which means NO BATHROOM LINE lmao

when i check the group chat

TOY COMPANIES!!!!! If you offer vac-u-lock holes with your customs/MTOs, can you please drop an emoji?? Your site be added to a list of brands that offer this (with links!) Please RT for visibility! 🙏🏻

I don't think my computer should be allowed to :(

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The t-shirt shop's running another sale through this weekend, so get 'em while the getting's good (and cheap)

The webstore will close tomorrow, so this is your chance to place any last minute orders! (PS: everything is 40% off as well!)

@scarleteen.com provides invaluable, comprehensive sex education (that we frequently site in our own comics!) and if they can raise 10k in donations from individuals, they'll receive a generous donor match for another 10k. Contribute! www.classy.org/campaign/sca...

It's my birthday today, and we're celebrating with a sale! 🎉 Get 18% off all premade inventory! Automatic discount in cart. Valid until Friday 21st @ 18:00/6pm EST/12pm EST. Find all pre-made inventory here: twilightmeadowcreations.com/collections/...

Grabbed this pretty fella 🥺💕

Uberrime affiliates, I have a table of small Bjargs I'd like to send out asap. I'm a bit behind on sending out review toys, but shoot me an email if you're interested in a random Bjarg!

It's time to start our closing down sale! Today is 15% off, tomorrow will be 20% off, and so on until we hit 40% off. We will not combine orders placed on different days/discounts. The webstore will close at 10pm 20th Nov 2025 NZDT (1am 20th Nov 2025 PST), so make sure you order before then!

Thankfully, the City Council has effectively told him to go fuck himself.

The Florida Attorney General is demanding a Pensacola Theater cancel a drag Christmas pageant calling it demonic, obscene, anti-Christian and a threat to public health. x.com/AGJamesUthme...

📣 BIG NEWS! 📣 The audiobook for 101 KINKY THINGS EVEN YOU CAN DO, written & narrated by me, launched today! www.audible.com/ac/101-Kinky... It's a practical, compassionate guide that covers 101 different kinks from A to Z, complete with tips for trying each one out safely. Hope you love it!!

Buster went before work and got me my absolute favorite hot chocolate in the world. And it's only 40 fuckin degrees out 🥶🥰 I've got about an hour of work time before somebody's showing up to repair our dishwasher. Let's gooo.

Next year I'll be doing a lot more video editing. I already plan to get a laptop to make studio trips easier (and work outside more often to enjoy this yard.) I'm also planning to get a second phone to make content filming easier. The devil is in my ear whispering 'get an iphone and a cheap mac.'

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

I have said many times that I think the fundamental divide in the Democratic Party is between those who think we should go back to 2015 and those who already wanted better in 2015

OH MY GOD I DON'T NEED YOUR AI! I NEED YOU TO GET IT OFF MY SCREEN SO I CAN DO MY JOBBBBB!!!!!!

Until food stamps resume, I'll be donating 25% of all NoFrillDo sales to my local food bank. That's $5 per series 3, $6 per series 1, and $10 per series 2. Go get a dildo and dil-do some good. funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

Do you like your dildos spooky or sweet? 🍬 Erotic Effect has some killer toys in stock - check them out before they're gone for good. (Pst... they ship to the US... and you can get 10% off with code FROST 👀) eroticeffect.com/frost (affiliate link)

The Cthulhu is definitely my favorite Uberrime release this year 😍🥰 My large Cthulhu in astral green lives on my desk now. Autistic safe drink for scale 😂

LAST DAY

🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on. You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com

I have 2 weeks to finish my pile of projects before I have to pivot to BFCM lead-up. My local 7/11 better have hot chocolate so I can start roleplaying as a coffee drinker. ☕

Just 6 away from 2000 followers! This social media jester says thank you <3 Here's a few pretties from the archives: a pair of Rosae Grinders, a Fascinus Winged Dildo, a Damn Alien, and a pair of Esse Packers.

These dragons are usually only seen in stormy skies, their roars echoing over the thunder while they race splinters of lightening... The Raiju Lightning Dragon is our NEWEST MODEL! Raiju comes in 4 sizes, including an XL that's nearly 3 inches around! 😱 uberrime.com/collections/...

I get to see so many of @excelddesigns.bsky.social's designs in progress and it is a JOY She has such amazing pleasure shape intuition and a seemingly endless well of creativity across genres. I feel so spoiled getting to peek at the process.

I'm sorry but it's mad weird that "lightning" is spelled that way.

Great bosses are hard to come by, but great bosses who come over your house on the weekend to build you some raised garden beds for growing veggies are even rarer.

if transgender for everybody is a consequence of shutting down the government, that’s a deal i’ll have to take

tomorrow is the last day to get these for 14 dollars off! prices go up and ahipping begins october 1st!

Men who can afford therapy should definitely go.

Last day to enter! I'll be drawing a name sometime after 11 PM EST.