Dragons! We have a great assortment of dragon models in multiple sizes, all customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors. uberrime.com/collections/... Here we've got a Bjarg in copper and amber shift, and a Arboris in kermit, jade shift, and silver.

"There are many mysterious things on offer in Faeles’s magic shop. [...] But more valuable than any wizardly ware, is an evening of Faeles’s company." A Faeles Fantasy Dildo in flat black, nola purple, and pearl pink! uberrime.com/a/search?q=f...

Two hours left to our 15% off sale! (But also..... I might have ~accidentally~ set the sale to end just a liiiiittle bit later than midnight, in case anyone is shopping and takes a little longer to get through checkout. Don't tell my boss!)

Our full bowtie lineup, in their Ready-Made neon candy colorways! These toys (and the rest of our site) are currently 15% OFF for the rest of the night! https://uberrime.com/collections/inventory-toys

Uberrime makes some really beautiful pieces! You've likely seen some of them in my videos! Everything they make is made with platinum cure silicone, so you know it's body safe Customize them or snag a pre-made, both are on sale!

Uberrime almost never puts their products on sale! Enjoy 15% off this weekend ONLY! Please use my affiliate link to purchase: uberrime.com?rfsn=8090462...

Happy Valentine's Day, friends! We're currently having a site-wide sale! 15% OFF customs, ready-mades, and accessories. https://uberrime.com/collections

Uberrime is running a 15% off sale this weekend - including ready-mades, customs, and accessories 💘 Are you planning to pick up a new Valentine? uberrime.com?rfsn=8521684... (affiliate link)

A Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red and pearl white, and a Fascinus in pearl white and pearl pink. This social media jester is sleepy, so our Valentine's Day Weekend Sale is going live an hour early! GET 15% OFF SITE-WIDE! Discount automatic at checkout: https://uberrime.com/collections

We have over 60 colors to choose from. But you can also get even our fantasy toys in skin tones! Because why not? Here we have a Reservo Realistic, Aliter Alien, and Ardor Dragon.

The Teuthida Tentacle is a classic. Hand-sculpted by Marco, this model's tapered gentle curve & individually sculpted suckers look great in all kinds of colors... but wow, lilac & vivid violet really suit it! Find the Teuthida & our other tentacles: https://uberrime.com/collections/tentacle-dildos

Our Basic Butt Plug lineup is indeed basic. What makes these plugs unique is that each one is custom poured in your choice of 1-2 colors chosen from over 50 color options. Basic shapes, pretty pours: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...

The Cthulhu was definitely one of our coolest releases last year. This one is in luster glitter black, celestial shift, and crucible red! Wowza. You can find Cthulhu in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=cthulhu&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

Short and tall! Here we have a Felix Realistic in kermit green & pearl white; and an Aptus A-Spot Realistic in pearl white & mermaid blue. Just like our fantasy toys, our realistic models are customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/realistic-dildos

A truly groovy large Atlan, in uv yellow and pearl pink! uberrime.com/a/search?q=a...

Halfway through the week now! How's everyone doing? Here we have Amplus Extra Girthy in nebula, vivid indigo, and vivid pink; Aliter Alien in astral green and jade shift; large Splendid in pearl turqoise, pearl pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and Teuthida Tentacle in astral green and kermit green.

Halfway through the week now! How's everyone doing? Here we have Amplus Extra Girthy in nebula, vivid indigo, and vivid pink; Aliter Alien in astral green and jade shift; large Splendid in pearl turqoise, pearl pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and Teuthida Tentacle in astral green and kermit green.

What a pretty set! A custom Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red velvet, vivid pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and a custom Dashing Bowtie Dildo in pearl white and flat black. We have 3 bowtie models available, in 2 sizes each: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...

And of course we put our spin on it too: EroticEffect's handsomely sculpted bowtie fitted onto 2 of our previously shelved models, a suction cup dildo & semi-realistic with balls. Available as customs (your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors) & readymades (in candy neons) uberrime.com/collections/...

We're excited to have EroticEffect's beloved Mr Bowtie Dildo design join our lineup as the Dapper Bowtie! Spending recent weeks getting it ready to release has felt like exactly the right way to start 2026. Art from across the world, that we get to keep making/sharing. uberrime.com/collections/...

The Architect! A textured fantasy design for folks who like a lot of tightly lined ridges. This particular pour is a Small, in the show-stopping combination of galaxy shift, periwinkle shift, and pearl violet. uberrime.com/a/search?q=a...

Tomorrow is the last day to order a Snowman with a side of carrot and two buns!

Very special shoutouts to @uberrimedildos.bsky.social for the beautiful toys featured in this comic, @twistedmonk.bsky.social for their incredible ropes, @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social 's dildo harness tutorial on Youtube, and @theduchy.bsky.social for almost all I've learned about Shibari!

👀 Local Side Learns How To Top 🍆 Read the full comic on @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social! Link: www.ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-l... How do strap-ons work for a cis guy like me? Is it comfortable? Enjoyable? Find out in my first comic of 2026 that's equal parts funny, steamy, and educational!

It's about to get chilly here in Florida, too... Fitting timing, because it's the last week to get this carrot-wielding Snowman dong!

A large Raiju Dragon in nebula purple, lilac shift, and uv pink; and a medium Splendid Medium in rose gold and clear glitter shimmer!

Who are your favorite sex educators, kink educators, and sex positive organizations and influencers that have made the jump to Bluesky?

Who are your favorite sex educators, kink educators, and sex positive organizations and influencers that have made the jump to Bluesky?

We're excited to have EroticEffect's beloved Mr Bowtie Dildo design join our lineup as the Dapper Bowtie! Spending recent weeks getting it ready to release has felt like exactly the right way to start 2026. Art from across the world, that we get to keep making/sharing. uberrime.com/collections/...

"There are many mysterious things on offer in Faeles’s magic shop. [...] But more valuable than any wizardly ware, is an evening of Faeles’s company." A Faeles Fantasy Dildo in flat black, nola purple, and pearl pink! uberrime.com/a/search?q=f...

Dragons! We have a great assortment of dragon models in multiple sizes, all customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors. uberrime.com/collections/... Here we've got a Bjarg in copper and amber shift, and a Arboris in kermit, jade shift, and silver.

The Splendid is perhaps our most well-known dildo! This g-spot legend is one of Marco's original hand-sculpted designs. You can get a premade, ready to ship Dual Density Splendid in 3 sizes and 3 ombre choices: uberrime.com/collections/... Or, of course, a custom: uberrime.com/collections/...

A random reminder that you can now sign up to be notified when flops or grab bags are restocked. (Which will be happening soon! Felicia and Betty have started working through a big pile of 'em from the last part of 2025.) uberrime.com/collections/...

Hey groovy humans! This is the Amplus. A chonk of silicone we normally call the Element #4! We turned X & Y up to 11, but left the height where it was, for a nice, THICC platinum silicone companion that is suitable for everyone & everywhere! Its Friday & were out for the weekend! Be good, Marco

Taking a lotta pics lately, but no time to edit them because we have a toy release coming soon! So from the archives, we have an Atlan in lilac shift and crimson shift; Architect in vivid pink, lemon pop, and vivid indigo; Aptus Realistic in emerald and crucible gold; and a Cthulhu in mermaid.

A double sided suction cup can make a DIY double-ended dildo for two-partner use. Or, an extended handle in a pinch. Our double sided suction cups come in 4 sizes: uberrime.com/a/search?q=d...

The Sentio, our squishy phallic butt plug! It's pleasantly girthy with a 1.75in diameter. Grab a custom in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors, or pick up our Ready-Made option in uv colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

Work-wise, I think 2025 was my strongest year yet. I took on a lot of new visual challenges, leveled up my writing, and brought my colours to the edges of the page again. Grateful for 4 years of silly and sentimental @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social auto-bio sex-ed all finished! Onward to my 5th 😎🌈✨

The Oceanus Tentacle has a classic silhouette, but @excelddesigns.bsky.social gave it some cute accents: starfish and coral around the base! Here's a recent small Oceanus pour, in orchid and pearl blue. uberrime.com/collections/...

A few pretty toys ✨ A Bivius Knot Dildo in flat black and copper; a Sensia G-Spot Dildo in pearl pink; an Amante Triple Density Realistic in uv green and clear glitter shimmer; and an Ardor in nebula purple and pearl green.

Our Basic Butt Plug lineup is indeed basic. What makes these plugs unique is that each one is custom poured in your choice of 1-2 colors chosen from over 50 color options. Basic shapes, pretty pours: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...

YES!!! This house loves @uberrimedildos.bsky.social - I've got a few reviews of toys from them on both my blog & youtube, if you're interested in learning more about the brand & some of their toys.

A couple of handsome abstracts! The Uno G-Spot & Prostate Dildo in pearl violet and orchid; and a large Senos in lemon pop, orangesicle, and red! Both can be found in our anal toys collection: uberrime.com/collections/...

An All-Seeing Eye in a fiery color combination: luster glitter black, red, and lemon pop! The All-Seeing Eye comes in 2 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

Happy New Year! We've added two little features to the site: private wishlists, and a back-in-stock notification for non-custom items (like vibrators, harnesses, or grab bags.) An add to wishlist button is at the bottom of every listing description. Wishlists are under the Account tab (👤)

The Moon Goddess from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social looks stunningly regal in the Amber shift coloration 💛

An Igenus Fire Dragon in red velvet! Those spikes might look intimidating, but in soft silicone, they squish under pressure. They press rather than poke. Find the Igneus amongst our other dragon models: uberrime.com/collections/...

A new addition from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social The greens came out so nice!!

Vaginal plugs! These soft, clenchable insertables may be shorter than a dildo, but we can still marble them in pretty colors. uberrime.com/collections/...

Random pour restock! We've amassed a number of franken-pours to stock our random grinders listing. Rosae, LaBae, Favo, Alia, and Patulus: uberrime.com/collections/...