Uberrime Dildos
@uberrimedildos.bsky.social
π€ 2279
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Handmade Platinum Silicone Dildos from Orlando Florida! NSFW 18+ only. www.uberrime.com
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over 1 year ago
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We don't see the Vivaes Mecha Dildo nearly often enough! This striking pour is in iron and red velvet.
https://uberrime.com/products/the-vivaes-knotted-mecha-dildo
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Shifty pigments can add some real pizzazz! Shown here with two of our slimmer fantasy models, although pictures don't really do shift pigments justice. Machina pictured in jade shift, and SynJav in galaxy shift and azure shift.
https://uberrime.com/collections/fantasy-dildos
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SWAID Collective
2 days ago
thank you to
@uberrimedildos.bsky.social
for sending us some beautiful toys to raffle off at our clothing swap in Las Vegas on April 25th! Who will we see there? π RSVP at
swaidvegas.org/swap
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Shifty pigments can add some real pizzazz! Shown here with two of our slimmer fantasy models, although pictures don't really do shift pigments justice. Machina pictured in jade shift, and SynJav in galaxy shift and azure shift.
https://uberrime.com/collections/fantasy-dildos
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Minima are our set of "finger-sized" dildos (although in truth they're just a bit thicker!) We offer them as a set of single-color toys, but you can also order them individually with 1-3 colors.
https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=minima&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
3 days ago
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Minima are our set of "finger-sized" dildos (although in truth they're just a bit thicker!) We offer them as a set of single-color toys, but you can also order them individually with 1-3 colors.
https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=minima&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
3 days ago
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Some pretty pours from the archives: The Architect in red and iron; Maxime Matte Realistic in shift purple, shift blue, vivid pink; Veris Dragon Tongue in shift blue, glitter gold, and lemon pop; and Caylx shift blue, luster black, and iron.
5 days ago
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The Fukutako Tentacle, pictured here in uv blue, uv green, and uv pink. This stubby tentacle dildo has smooth, nubby suckers and an asymmetrical shaft! Definitely one of our funkier tentacles π
https://uberrime.com/products/the-fukutako-a-knotted-tentacle-dildo
6 days ago
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Dual wielding!
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6 days ago
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JustHere4Coffee
7 days ago
po-tay-toes! boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em up yer butt... ?
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We've been listening to a lot of 80's in the studio lately... Here we have a Hydrus Dragon in uv purple, pearl white, and orangesicle; Fugu Plug in uv green and astral green; Reservo Realistic in galaxy shift and colorshift purple; and Flora in pearl rose, pearl white, and pearl pink!
4 months ago
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Our Color Shift Purple (on the Splendid with pearl white) can look blue from some angles, but you can definitely tell the difference side by side with our Color Shift Blue (on the Lunaris with nebula and silver.) Both are gorgeous colors!
7 days ago
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We love to see pearl shift tips! As seen here on this medium Sensi (with gold) and small Pegging Dildo (with uv purple and uv green.)
8 days ago
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Adding a second color to your toy can create some serious visual impact! Here we have Fascinus Winged Dildo in pearl white and pearl pink; Igneus Dragon in orchid and copper; Oceanus Tentacle in nola purple and lavender; and Bella Uncut Realistic in astral green and pearl green.
15 days ago
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Have you ever thought 'I enjoy my Sensi V Plug, but I wish I could thrust it'? That's why we made the Sensia Dildo! It's the Sensi's bulbous head and body on a proper shaft and flared base:
https://uberrime.com/products/the-sensia-g-spot-dildo
(This one is white, vivid indigo, and pearl pink.)
9 days ago
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Frost || 3D Models & Reviews
11 days ago
Smalls from Uberrime are decently small, especially when it comes to fantasy dildos. Large Faeles is the size of my forearm. Which doesn't make for an easy photo. So, lube. (Which I'm gonna need!)
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Frost || 3D Models & Reviews
11 days ago
Uberrime
@uberrimedildos.bsky.social
outdid themselves with these gorgeous dildos! Large Faeles is everything I wanted π€© I'll be reviewing Faeles in the next few months! And I'll share my thoughts on Cthulhu as well π
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Shaggable starch π₯
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11 days ago
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5 inches of silicone spud cast from a real root vegetable. Made to the same high standard as any other Uberrime toy, this mater-tater is fully functional β with a flared base for safe rooty-booty use. Available for a limited time!
https://uberrime.com/products/the-dicktater-dildo
11 days ago
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The Divo medium, one of our most popular realistic models, is now available on a strong suction cup! This ultra-realistic, matte textured toy is ready to be stuck to whatever flat, non-porous surface you have available. Might I suggest tile?
https://uberrime.com/collections/suction-cup-dildos
17 days ago
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility from the 3 trans Floridians workin' at Uberrime: the dude on socials, the gal the mail room, and the enby in the make room!
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12 days ago
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There are many types of texture, but one of our favs is bumps! Smooth bumps (whether big like on the Senos, or small like on the Hydrus) provide a ripple of sensation as lubed silicone slides against skin. They're great for anal dildos especially! Keeps the sphincter sensitized.
13 days ago
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Here we have an incredibly handsome medium Ardor Dragon in appropriately dragonly colors: luster black, red, and lemon pop! The Ardor comes in 3 sizes, in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors:
https://uberrime.com/collections/dragon-dildos
14 days ago
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Sydney Screams Talks Toys
17 days ago
call me crazy, but one of the things I love about reviewing toys is bringing attention to lesser loved models. Dulce by
@uberrimedildos.bsky.social
is in last place on dual density top selling list, but it shouldn't be! It is SO GOOD π₯΅ read my review here:
sydneyscreams.com/uberrime-dul...
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Adding a second color to your toy can create some serious visual impact! Here we have Fascinus Winged Dildo in pearl white and pearl pink; Igneus Dragon in orchid and copper; Oceanus Tentacle in nola purple and lavender; and Bella Uncut Realistic in astral green and pearl green.
15 days ago
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Kate Sloan (she/her)
16 days ago
14 years ago today, I started a blog called
GirlyJuice.net
. Thought it would be a fun summer project, writing anonymously about my sex life and reviewing sex toys I already owned. Never imagined it would become my entire fucking career!!
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The Divo medium, one of our most popular realistic models, is now available on a strong suction cup! This ultra-realistic, matte textured toy is ready to be stuck to whatever flat, non-porous surface you have available. Might I suggest tile?
https://uberrime.com/collections/suction-cup-dildos
17 days ago
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The Equus Unicorn Horn! Our take on a classic fantasy design. While still tapered, the Equus maintains pretty consistent girth so you can enjoy its smooth spiral ridges.
https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=equus&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
(This one is vivid pink, color shift purple, and glittery gold!)
19 days ago
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You don't have to be interested in fantasy role play to enjoy fantasy toys! Many folks who buy fantasy designs just want unusual shapes or textures for the unique sensory experience. But whether you have a fantasy in mind or not, we're happy to pour you something fantastical!
18 days ago
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SWAID Collective
18 days ago
our clothing swap in Las Vegas is one month away! π₯³ we'll have raffle prizes from our fantastic sponsors
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@hankeystoys.bsky.social
@uberrimedildos.bsky.social
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(and more TBA, maybe!)
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You don't have to be interested in fantasy role play to enjoy fantasy toys! Many folks who buy fantasy designs just want unusual shapes or textures for the unique sensory experience. But whether you have a fantasy in mind or not, we're happy to pour you something fantastical!
18 days ago
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The Equus Unicorn Horn! Our take on a classic fantasy design. While still tapered, the Equus maintains pretty consistent girth so you can enjoy its smooth spiral ridges.
https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=equus&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
(This one is vivid pink, color shift purple, and glittery gold!)
19 days ago
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Texture! Do you typically prefer a lot, a little, absolutely none? Here we have Symbiont in copper & iron; matte Maxime Dual Realistic in luster black, pearl aqua, uv purple; Elements 1 Abstract in jade shift & lilac shift; and Equus Unicorn Horn in celestial & pearl turquoise.
about 1 month ago
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We're noticing a trend of folks ordering these in shift pigments. A bit of bedazzling for the butt of your toy, essentially!
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19 days ago
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An Aliter Alien with astral green as the base color and jade shift as the secondary color. What a handsome toy!
https://uberrime.com/products/the-aliter-alien-dildo
29 days ago
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And the winner for "best way to spend a spring break" goes to...
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20 days ago
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When we pour dual density toys, the secondary color tends to stay heavily concentrated in the head. We've seen lots of folks utilize this to make a shift pigment an even bigger statement on their customs. Look at jade shift and azure shift absolutely dazzle on these Splendids!
20 days ago
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A late evening look at some pretty silicone... Here we have the Equus Unicorn Dildo in silver, pearl pink, pearl violet; and Patulus Flower Grinder in periwinkle shift and lavender.
22 days ago
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We have nearly 60 colors you can choose from to create something truly unique. Here we have Ardor Dragon in true blue, copper, and emerald; Aveo Realistic in uv purple and uv yellow; Elegantis in celestial and pearl turqouise; and Xmeyk Alien in nebula, red, and pearl pink!
about 1 month ago
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It's suddenly the weekend again! Most of the Uberrime crew will probably be gardening.. how about you? From the archives: Atlan (nebula & crimson shift); Lunaris (pearl white & periwinkle shift); Sensia (pearl white, vivid indigo, pearl pink); and Element 4 (luster black & red.)
23 days ago
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It's suddenly the weekend again! Most of the Uberrime crew will probably be gardening.. how about you? From the archives: Atlan (nebula & crimson shift); Lunaris (pearl white & periwinkle shift); Sensia (pearl white, vivid indigo, pearl pink); and Element 4 (luster black & red.)
23 days ago
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Sydney Screams Talks Toys
25 days ago
Looking for intense g-spot or prostate stimulation? Allow me to introduce you to The Damn Alien! Dildo by
@uberrimedildos.bsky.social
- it has a bulbous head and 2 rows of bumps that are designed for thrusting ππ₯΅π Watch my review here:
youtu.be/51jsOrQc_AE
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How is it already Wednesday!? Welp, here's a couple handsome pours from the archives: Lunaris in celestial and pearl green; Basio Short & Thick in lilac shift, pearl violet, and vivid violet; Dual Density Divo in astral green and kermit; and Atlan in copper and lilac shift.
25 days ago
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We take quality seriously. Every toy gets several look-sees before it's bagged up. The final and most thorough inspection is done with a 10x magnifying glass, which we added to the quality checking process last year. It makes spotting flaws much easier!
https://uberrime.com/collections
25 days ago
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25 days ago
Would you like to support a comic artist working on his own lighthearted, whimsical smut? You can read 71/100 pages of unreleased pin-ups and sweet erotica RIGHT NOW ππ±π₯ Funds are looking quite tight until I can finish the book π° I'd appreciate any help & reposts ππΎπ
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Some recent-ish handsome pours: Lunaris Werewolf, Anurian Giant Amphibian, Reservo Uncut Realistic, and Ookitako Tentacle!
6 months ago
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Sparkle and shimmer! Here we have Equus Unicorn Horn in silver; Damn Jav in astral green, pearl turquoise, and pearl pink; Ardor in pearl turquoise and vivid violet; and Bella Realistic in crimson shift.
6 months ago
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Here we have a Lunaris Werewolf Knot in pearl violet and purple white; an Elements 3 Abstract in colorshift purple and red velvet; a Suavio Abstract in red, vivd pink, and colorshift purple; and an Arboris Dragon in red oxide!
about 2 months ago
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The Sentio is our phallic butt plug. The mushroom cap style top adds a little extra flare (heh) to its squishy silhouette. Available as a uv reactive ready-made, or a custom in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors:
https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=sentio&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
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The Sentio is our phallic butt plug. The mushroom cap style top adds a little extra flare (heh) to its squishy silhouette. Available as a uv reactive ready-made, or a custom in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors:
https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=sentio&options%5Bprefix%5D=last
26 days ago
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