A couple of examples of The Symbiont! Our extra long, heavily textured fantasy phallus.

Our NEW vaginal plug is here! The Opimus is a chubby realistic phallic shape with exaggerated proportions to make it a snug fitting plug. Available in 4 sizes (from thick to CHONK) in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs?sort_by=created-descending

A couple of handsome handfuls of silicone from the archives to send us off for the weekend! Here we have a large Equus Unicorn Horn in pearl white, glittery gold, and pearl blue; and a Maxime Realistic in luster glitter black, bronze, and pearl aqua.

Felicia holding the small Opimus Vaginal Plug.. and the XL Opimus! The Opimus is our first pussy plug with 4 size options, and the biggest size has landed in our 'giant toys' collection for its 2.75 inch diameter: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs?sort_by=created-descending

I’m loving my Halie from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social !

Our NEW vaginal plug is here! The Opimus is a chubby realistic phallic shape with exaggerated proportions to make it a snug fitting plug. Available in 4 sizes (from thick to CHONK) in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs?sort_by=created-descending

"What's your smallest dildo?" is a pretty common question - and the answer is our Minima Finger-Sized Dildos! Minima can either be ordered as a set of 5 in a single color, or individually with 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=minima&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

Some lovely three color toys from the archives! The Anurian in luster, vivid indigo, glitter gold; Dual Density Reservo in pearl pink, pearl white, rose gold; Akkoro in pearl aqua, kermit green, nola purple; and Faeles in color shift purple, clear glitter shimmer, pearl violet.

The Fukutako is one of our more delightfully weird tentacle dildos! Its unique shaft is shaped with a half-knot to provide a greater sense of fullness towards the base. The front side is lined with asymmetrical donut-shaped suckers for a smooth texture to rub against you.

Grinders! The LaBae (pictured here in uv pink and glitter gold) and Patulus (here in crucible red and bronze) are supple silicone 'pads' for rubbing and humping. A dollop of water-based lube goes a long way! https://uberrime.com/collections/grinders

Squishy silicone lined with supple suckers... the Haliae Tentacle Vag Plug is a textural delight, designed to provide a filling sensation but without all the bulk of a full-size dildo. This one is poured in pearl pink and clear glitter shimmer!

Squishy silicone lined with supple suckers... the Haliae Tentacle Vag Plug is a textural delight, designed to provide a filling sensation but without all the bulk of a full-size dildo. This one is poured in pearl pink and clear glitter shimmer!

Looking for an introduction to fantasy textures with low profile texture? Check out Draconis Dragon Dildo by @uberrimedildos.bsky.social from their Phantasia Beginner Friendly Fantasy line! I've got a brand spankin' new video review of it here: youtu.be/z2PYx-QY0Ik

Marco holding the extra chonky XL version of our upcoming vaginal plug.... The Opimus!

A Cthulhu Eldritch Monster in luster black, celestial, and crucible red. What a great pick of colors for this cosmic creature! Cthulhu comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/dildos-with-wings

Very last reminder post about our sale, then it's back to our regular content of "oooooh lookit this pretty pour! :D" We truly appreciate all the support this weekend!

Just over one day left on @uberrimedildos.bsky.social holiday sale! Save 15% on your entire order (excluding non-shop made products like vibrators) They make great products and rarely have sales like this! Please use my affiliate link to shop: bit.ly/3PSiGVi Links to reviews in comments! 👇🏻

Get 15% OFF all Uberrime-made toys this weekend. Customs and ready-mades are both included! Use code "SUMMER15" at checkout. uberrime.com/collections

The quiet before the storm... the molds are set out for a long day of pouring summer sale orders! Tomorrow is the last day to get 15% OFF Uberrime-made toys with code SUMMER15 at checkout.

If you're struggling to decide what you might want to pick up in our sale, Kate has some great suggestions! Don't forget to use her affiliate links when making your purchase, as a thank you for the shopping help 💜

Two of our latest designs, the Haliae Tentacle Vaginal Plug, and the Dulce Uncut Realistic Dildo. These designs are part of our 15% OFF summer sale! Use code "SUMMER15" on our site to get a discount on *any* Uberrime-made toy. Even our new ones!

Two of our latest designs, the Haliae Tentacle Vaginal Plug, and the Dulce Uncut Realistic Dildo. These designs are part of our 15% OFF summer sale! Use code "SUMMER15" on our site to get a discount on *any* Uberrime-made toy. Even our new ones!

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Our summer sale is live! Get 15% OFF all Uberrime-made toys this weekend. Customs and ready-mades are both included! Use code "SUMMER15" at checkout. uberrime.com/collections

From now through July 6, you can get 15% off from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social with code: SUMMER15 Looking for some feedback before you buy? Check out my reviews: www.fantasticfrost.com/tag/uberrime/ Shop: uberrime.com?rfsn=8521684... (affiliate link)

Our summer sale is live! Get 15% OFF all Uberrime-made toys this weekend. Customs and ready-mades are both included! Use code "SUMMER15" at checkout. uberrime.com/collections

We're green with envy over these pours... Symbiont in luster black, kermit green, and pearl white; Draconis Dragon in astral green, jade shift, and uv green; Amante Triple Density in purple shift and pearl aqua; Astra Suction Cup in copper and pearl aqua.

A large Damn Alien in luster black, copper, and glitter gold! https://uberrime.com/collections/alien-dildos

Uberrime haul!!! From left to right in the upper left photo, we have a Dulce Uncut, a Thetis, a Galene, a Haliae, and a suction cup Divo! Unsure of the sizes You can pick up your own with my affiliate link: uberrime.com?rfsn=9097163... Tysm Uberrime!!! #sextoys #fantasysextoys #tentacle

A large Damn Alien in luster black, copper, and glitter gold! https://uberrime.com/collections/alien-dildos

We're green with envy over these pours... Symbiont in luster black, kermit green, and pearl white; Draconis Dragon in astral green, jade shift, and uv green; Amante Triple Density in purple shift and pearl aqua; Astra Suction Cup in copper and pearl aqua.

Some handsome two color combos! Amasio Uncut Realistic in uv pink and orangesicle; Akkoro Monster Tentacle in pearl white and glitter gold; Essential Model C in galaxy and pearl shift; and Arboris Dragon in mermaid blue and crucible red.

Instagram got the first peek at the next vag plug joining our line-up, but now it's your turn! This one is a realisticish phallic design. It'll be available in 4 sizes, starting with an "average" size and ending with an absolute whopper! And we have even more v plugs to come!

Instagram got the first peek at the next vag plug joining our line-up, but now it's your turn! This one is a realisticish phallic design. It'll be available in 4 sizes, starting with an "average" size and ending with an absolute whopper! And we have even more v plugs to come!

A Night King in vivid indigo, pearl pink, and lemon pop. Happy Friday!

Here we have an Esse Packer (with foreskin) in pearl green, flat white, and red velvet. A very 'oooh' and 'aaaah' worthy color combo! Packers are one of Buster's favorite things to pour!

We've got ONE WEEK left to go and we're just ✨63 people✨ away from reaching our base goal of 200 new sign-ups on Patreon! This Pledge Drive is how we're raising funds for our tiny publication to afford another year's worth of comics- & patrons get EXCLUSIVE comics! www.patreon.com/OhJoySexToy/...

Not all dragons are giant! Several of our dragon designs are available in "beginner"/small sizes, like the small Draconis (1.4 inch diameter) or small Hydrus (1.07 inch diameter with a 1.4 diameter knot.) More toys in this size range: https://uberrime.com/collections/small-dildos-for-beginners

Grinders! The LaBae (pictured here in uv pink and glitter gold) and Patulus (here in crucible red and bronze) are supple silicone 'pads' for rubbing and humping. A dollop of water-based lube goes a long way! https://uberrime.com/collections/grinders

Did you know that last year we introduced additional sizes of our Sensi Vaginal Plug? This plump chunk of squeezable silicone is the large size! The Sensi is available in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs

Did you know that last year we introduced additional sizes of our Sensi Vaginal Plug? This plump chunk of squeezable silicone is the large size! The Sensi is available in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-plugs

Some dazzlers from the archives! Raiju Dragon in pearl violet and azure shift; Nocturna Vampire in luster black and galaxy shift; Duobus Double-Headed Alien in astral green; Aptus A-spot Realistic in rose gold, vivid violet, and vivid pink.

Some dazzlers from the archives! Raiju Dragon in pearl violet and azure shift; Nocturna Vampire in luster black and galaxy shift; Duobus Double-Headed Alien in astral green; Aptus A-spot Realistic in rose gold, vivid violet, and vivid pink.

Whoops, looks like a scheduled post from yesterday failed to post! Our studio was closed yesterday to observe Juneteenth. Faster shipping orders (which include only ready-mades and/or third party accessories) from Wednesday will be shipped Monday!

One of our founding goals was to offer a diversity of design types. We have realistic models, fantasy models... and of course, abstract models! Most of our abstract models are smoothly shaped, like the hefty large Ellipse and g-spotting Sensia. https://uberrime.com/collections/abstract-dildos

While we now have 2 "in-house" toy designers/sculptors, we've occasionally purchased models from other artists! Like the Hydrus Water Dragon (sculpted by Magic Phallic) or the All-Seeing Eye (sculpted by Aus Sculpts.) https://uberrime.com/collections/fantasy-dildos

Night King (in nebula, mermaid, and uv blue) and a large Dulce Uncut (in pearl turquoise and luster black.) These long, arched dildos reach deep to provide targeted stimulation, especially in firmer densities.