BIG NEWS!!! 🥳 @squidlyco.com appointed me their influencer & affiliate marketing manager, and to celebrate I'm sponsoring a giveaway of $150 towards a custom toy/set head to their page, follow the directions in their giveaway post, and good luck! 🧚🏻

I had to call in help from a pro for this review! @cassiecummings.bsky.social helped me test the Xara Toys Thrust Plug from @peepshowtoys.bsky.social and wow, do we both have some thoughts! Read our review here: sydneyscreams.com/xara-toys-th...

Looking for an introduction to fantasy textures with low profile texture? Check out Draconis Dragon Dildo by @uberrimedildos.bsky.social from their Phantasia Beginner Friendly Fantasy line! I've got a brand spankin' new video review of it here: youtu.be/z2PYx-QY0Ik

if you've seen the cheap, mass-produced knock-off, you really have to see the original! Today's new review features Creature Cock by @monster-cocks.bsky.social - trust me, it's much cooler than the copycat Read my review here: sydneyscreams.com/monster-cock...

It's a good thing that my wife enjoys the firmness and texture of @uncovercreations.bsky.social Tentacle Grinder V in medium 10A, because I couldn't get into it no matter how hard I tried. Read my full review here: sydneyscreams.com/uncover-crea...

- $50 but you can save 10% with coupon code SYDNEY - no back panel behind o-ring so it can accommodate more base saves/thicknesses - fits up to 64” hips - can accommodate any o-ring size Here’s my affiliate link to buy directly: bit.ly/46i2kto

For anyone wanting a full review, I’ve got one up on YouTube! youtu.be/MRfK-g5s-bY?...

Wooooo yesss!! I’ve found it surprisingly durable and it’s built for bigger bodies. It handles my heavier toys well, though I had to get larger o-rings for them Hope you love it @playwithalexa.bsky.social 💜

whew it is HOT outside and we need our HVAC fixed Help us out by getting a capri sun to cool off! tailendsstudios.com/products/jui...

Some classic black and red for tomorrows drop!

Today is International Non-Binary People's Day. Did you know? The date was chosen because it sits exactly halfway between International Women's Day and International Men's Day, recognising that not everyone fits neatly into a binary understanding of gender. #InternationalNonBinaryPeoplesDay

You cant go wrong with a fully Glow toy. It will definitely light your way in the dark! Medium Firbolg, Custom Glow fade Split, Marshmallow Pink, Marshmallow Blue, and White Green Glow!

Mini DROP of BETTA-MER is LIVE 🥳 Come to grab some cuties 💖 flirtydawg.com/product-cate... #drop #silicone

This pour is so STUNNING in the sunlight! Can't get over how sparkly and vibrant it is 🥰 We only have a few from this batch left!

Fruit Salad, but make it Phreaky. 💖🧡 Inspired by the classic retro sweetie, this pink and mango colourway is bright, bold, and full of summer vibes. Sunshine, handcrafted swirls, and a little nostalgia all in one. Stay Phreaky 🌈 #SummerVibes #RetroInspired #FruitSalad #HandmadeWithLove

✨️🪽🫧Shiny Merdick🤍🐚🌟 ☆ @flirtydawg.bsky.social This was a pleasure to come home to from my holiday and pick it up from the post office :P #nsfw #dildo #sextoy #siliconecollector #dongsky #dongbsky #dongs #dongs #silicone #fantasydildo #fantasysextoy #adulttoy #nsfwtoy #doubleshaft #furrydildo #kinky

Custom flogger for a client! Interested in your own gear? I have a shop, and I am currently open for commissions! More info: shop.cairosteele.com #BSNM #handmade #leather #leatherwork #bondage #BDSM #TransArtist #QueerArtist #furryart #furry

Our day starts pretty early, to make sure that we can get every custom made, and about this time we have moved on to putting on other hats. Like right now we are wearing the finally sitting down hat. 🤣 Medium Astarion, Custom Full Marble Surprise me, Purple Blue and Red!

It's a good thing that my wife enjoys the firmness and texture of @uncovercreations.bsky.social Tentacle Grinder V in medium 10A, because I couldn't get into it no matter how hard I tried. Read my full review here: sydneyscreams.com/uncover-crea...

Just a couple more days to enter! ⬇️

This little geode took me MUCH longer than I expected but I think it came out great!! If anyone is interested, feel free to send a DM or email! ❤️

What's cooler than being cool?!

Meet Hector the Gargoyle! Available for $200 + an owed copy. DM if interested! #dongsky #siliconesky #dongdesign

Good Morning, and we hope you have a safe Tuesday! Today we get into our regular shenanigans, making cute monsters, and running around our workshop using bardic inspiration. Hopefully it bleeds out into the world and makes things just a bit better. 😁

Summer’s always the busiest time for Whisky. Long days hauling gear through the mountain passes, sweat on his brow, and a flask never too far out of reach. By sundown, he’s always looking for a little company around the fire… and I have a feeling he’s been hoping you’d stop by. 🐴🥃😏

Next handful of orders will get a free replica penis candle with their dildo! 🎉 Buy Here -> www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...

no matter how many times I write it, I always manage to misspell sphincter. 🙃

Only 3 days left! Our 9th Anniversary Giveaway ends in 3 days, and so does our 20% OFF Anniversary Sale! Don't miss your chance to celebrate our 9th anniversary with us. Good luck, everyone! ❤️

Megaplex here we come! Next month we’re packing up camp and setting up the outpost at Megaplex! We’ll be bringing the usual trouble makers, some brand-new camp gear, and a few surprises we’ve been saving for the trip. Hope to see plenty of your friendly faces stop by! 🐺

Cool off with these lovely seaglass seaweed-inspired ink drip style pours! 🌊 Drops July 16 @ 20:00/8pm CEST/2pm EST. All Medium* firmness.

Indulge in something dreamy with this Sleeping Princess coloration!

(Reuploaded post with correct price) My first proper stroker with separate internals is here! Take a dive into the deep end with the Leviathan’s Maw, a wriggly beaked friend who promises not to bite (unless you’re into that). Asking for 300 plus a copy (ideally mini sized). Dm if interested!

We just left our workshop for the day. Which means of course we restocked our custom slots for the week. And made almost every custom on order. 😁 Hope you all have a lovely evening! Large Direwolf, soft Full marble split of Seawith, Blue Glow, and Dark Matter

TODAY'S DONG OF THE DAY IS A LARGE, MEDIUM FIRMNESS KOBOLD IN "STORMY SEAS" WHICH IS A COLOR I HAPPENED UPON QUITE ACCIDENTALLY WHILE MAKING A CUSTOM FOR SOMEONE 8 YEARS AGO. I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS WAVES IN IT AND THE REST IS HISTORY OR SOMETHING 🌊

"What's your smallest dildo?" is a pretty common question - and the answer is our Minima Finger-Sized Dildos! Minima can either be ordered as a set of 5 in a single color, or individually with 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=minima&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

Everything is bigger in Texas ???

Some brown cows with a juicy translucent pink for today's pours! #sextoy #dildo #kink #fantasydildo #grinder

Well you're in trouble...super serial trouble. There is no escaping from Man Bear Pig. With a textured, segmented shaft he is going to take you on a strange yet pleasurable ride. No one will believe you when you tell them! allnighttoys.com/pages/buy-now #AllNightToys 🌙🌙

First five people to scream 'TOKYO CREAM CHEESE! in the comments get a sneak preview of our newest designs. #erogeisha #tokyocreamcheese

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Every time this tech comes around, we make it so no one wants to wear them outside, and that is good and correct and we must keep it up until it fades away yet again. And then th enext time? We do it all over again.

Dewvine 🌿 Woven from fresh vines and the first light of morning. Soft ribbons drift through quiet leaves, catching every shimmer of the waking forest.

I should be preparing for this weekend’s vending opportunity…but I’m making an experimental toy instead! First time using Near Clear…going to make a Med. Takuma to replace the sold ones. Grand Opening sale continues until Friday. Tomorrow is a shipping day (just saying) 😉 www.desertislandtoys.com

You've put your dick ina a lot of things, but have you put it in the Best Shape? Introducing the Sexagon, now available in two sizes year-round. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/sexagon

I think we finally got all if the current batch of Friend Requests made!! The last of them should be heading out this Friday. Here's a few recent cuties we made for folks! I'm working on a couple of new colors for the next round. Something beachy and some sort of wash...hmmm...🤔

Happy Monday, everyone! A quick update: I’ve run out of silicone and need more, so a mini-drop of Betta-Mer will happen tomorrow at 12:00 PDT These beauties will be available tomorrow 🥰

A few more days to enter!! ⤵️

SquarePegToys® Realistic line now available in 3 new color options: SuperSoft Pink Sugar, SuperSoft Ultra Violet and Firmer Black! Made of 100% Platinum cured silicone with base options of either Plain Base, FlushCup™ or SquarePegHole™. www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/categor...

Small Sorcerer, Soft firmness, Marbled fade of Frost, Wisteria, and Lavender

The Bards a rocking out some very random music in the shop today, we just transitioned from Disco, to 90s, to System of a down. Pours may be very random tomorrow! 🤣 Small Dragontail, Soft custom, Marbled fade of Lime Glow, Seawitch, and Dark Matter!