The shop is locked down while new inventory is uploaded! We'll reopen this evening with a fabulous selection of fishy friends, plus a restock of our newest models Alfie and Tomas, teenies, squishes, and some new MTO slots! See you this evening at 7pm EST!

My cutieful maws 🥰

We have finished in the shop today, but no worries we will return tomorrow! But until then please take care of yourselves, and eachother! We mean it! Large Mage Hand, Super Soft Goblin Lock, Surprise me Pinks and Light Purples!

Curved back packer 👍 Also, tomorrow is the last day for the 20% discount on our inventory! If you've wanted to grab something be sure to do it before then!

The drop has droppified! We hope everyone enjoys our fine selection of fushy (and ither) friends tgis evening. 💕 The HPE team is heading out for the evening. We'll be back at it first thing in the morning to answer messages, process combos, and start on shipping!

C.W. ADULT TOYS BELOW While Mr. James finishes doing the listings on Shopify, I'm gonna show off some silicone handywork while those listings go live. The Dulce, both Cut and Uncut, were literally designed overnight when I mentioned to Kat that we should "consider" updating the model. uberrime.com

The Dulce, one of our best g-spot/prostate dildos, has been remodeled! Don't worry, we left that *deep* curve intact. The Dulce and the Dulce Uncut each come in 2 sizes. The realistic details on these new models are truly gorgeous! https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=dulce&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

Ever wonder how some people manage to take longer toys vaginally? Well, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the ✨️posterior & anterior fornix✨️ Thanks to them, seemingly impossibly long insertions are possible for some people (with enough practice, of course)! #sexed #reproductiveanatomy

The Drop Preview is Live at SquidlyCo.com! This time around we've done a special mini drop of our Retired Ammonite Squish - this model is due for a remastering, so this will be the last batch of the Gen 1 version! #dongsky #squishfidget #toydrop #comingsoon

So uh, prod update Storms knocked out power. Caaaant do a whole lot right now.

I've just created two adorable Demons 🏳️‍⚧️. Should I create more of them? These two are already available on the website ✨ flirtydawg.com/product-cate... #sheath #silicone #sleeve

We just did a count of our models to get ready for AC in the future, and we currently have 46 different releases! Its hard to believe that we make so many toys! 😅 Medium Displacer, Custom Full Marble of Astral, Purple Thermo, and Oracle!

Decided to do a last minute Mermay pour last evening, and... Wow. These abyssal pours came out absolutely gorgeous! 💜❤️🖤 Soft firmness, available this evening at 7pm EST!

XCA has a new helping hand~ Everyone give a warm welcome to ✨🦚 Amity 🦚✨ (Welcome aboard!) Amity is a colorful and creative soul with a passion for color mixing and vibrant ideas- and for her first two batches she did a fantastic job! 🌿 Which batch is your favorite? 🌅

WTS-HUGE COLLECTION CLEAROUT! PT 3 The Finale(?) - Rare/Discontinued Toys, Misc. Squishes, Cards, and Stickers galore!! Coming from a smoke/drug-free home in the US with one pup. Shipping not included, international ship at buyer's expense. Comment/DM with any questions! #dongsales #BSTKits

So here I am, I'm right back at it again. I'm selling some new faces! *I -DON'T- endorse Exotic Erotics, I purchased this guy Secondhand to exchange for art. I want him sold, and will be taking offers. So $100 OBO

One of the more major glow-ups in these new photographs has to be our Golden Idol; maybe the most human-like, but that doesn't mean he's any less steeped in fantasy. The markings upon this toy mark our formation as a company, and the history of the individuals behind it. I think that's really neat!

Unicorn Cake not your favorite flavor? Don't fret! I was just pouring what I want to see for this month, and that includes moody colors too. Don't miss Mottled Poison Darts and Frozen Heart Assassin this thursday at 6PM CST💜

This cutie has been sitting in the inventory for a while now 🥺 It may not look like much at a first glance but the details are so cool 👀 And it glows in the dark!

sorry ya'll, no new toy review today! Between my injury and everything else going on in my life, I just did not have the time to finish testing any of the toys in my queue

Demons sheaths 😏 Which one would you take—the fire red one, or the turquoise with violet? Get it 👉 flirtydawg.com/product/shea... #sextoys #silicone #couplegoals

NEW Dildorks episode: #482 Duelling Dick Discourse thedildorks.com/episodes/due... This week, we’re answering listener questions on a variety of topics, from squirting to piercings to fetishes!

It's DROP WEEK!! Showcasing some gold, blue and purple pours to start the week off! Our second drop of Moonshift May is happening THIS FRIDAY 5/29 @ 7pm CST! 🐺🌕🐺🌕 #sextoy #dildo #packer #grinder #fantasysextoy

We love a good egg restock, amirite? Two of these four were community suggestions, and prove you really can't go wrong with Matte Green and Colorshift Eggplant! 😍💚🔥 #dongsky #toy drop #comingsoon

Good Morning and Happy Tuesday! We have a whole bunch of orders to ship out today, with the whole weekend,and all of Friday being on one day! If you could see the silicone slinging around the shop while we ship and make things, oh the messes we make! 🤣

Something a little different for this evening! Kelpy Ludwig is reading a bit zombie chic, but I think it's working for him! 💚

sorry ya'll, no new toy review today! Between my injury and everything else going on in my life, I just did not have the time to finish testing any of the toys in my queue

The first day of our week is done! We restocked our custom slots, and setup everything for shipping tomorrow! Now we're off to rest and play some video games! 😆 Take care of eachother out there! Medium Chaos Beast, Marbled fade custom of peach, Pink pearl, and Envy!

Wake up, cake o' clock! 🍰 It's my birthday this month, so I decided to celebrate with these really special Unicorn Cake Sprinkle toys. Painted confetti, pastel rainbows and drippy highlights galore! This month's drop will be this thursday the 28th, 6PM CST.

Out of all the wash experiments in this drop, I think these four are my favorite. I'm definitely still playing with the technique and what I can make it do on our more textural models! 😍✨️ #dongsky #toydrop #sneakers

Finally my new MTW Models Master List is here! This doc now includes every spec for every MTW toy as well as the specs for each rehomed model that has been released so far for easy comparison! shorturl.at/I7TVZ

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LIFESIZE PULLS Summer is now well and truly upon us. I thought I took sufficient care cooling down the room to below 70, fridging my cups, and then giving it enough time before going in to paint. But no, apparently not. Man. FUCK summer.

Congrats and thank you all who entered! #fantasy #contest

Another experiment with shimmery new pigments, this time on our scaly-textured and thickly ridged Basilisk 2.0 dual density fantasy dildo. We're announcing this upcoming limited color way drop first thru our fan club newsletter! Subscribe for a heads up on that, future sales, and more @ pristoys.com

My very first sex toy was a dolphin shaped vibrator, so as a nostalgia loving creature, I ended up getting a new, different dolphin from Crassie! Check out my full review of the Dolphin Dildo here: sydneyscreams.com/crassie-pink...

It's time for the video version of my review of @xenocatartifacts.bsky.social vibrator sleeves! These sleeves are so damn cool, but 2 of them *really* stood out to me the most Watch now: youtu.be/lfLKVvfJq-4

Today's review is for a newly launched indie shop @elementpleasures.bsky.social - with a non-phallic design, a delicious g-spot tip, and a tapered shaft, the Universal Series is a comfortable dildo inspired by the elements. Read my review here: sydneyscreams.com/element-plea...

I review toys from indie toy makers up to mainstream, big name brands! Learn more about me here: sydneyscreams.com/about-me/ Want to work with me? Learn more here: sydneyscreams.com/work-with-me/

Stumped on whether to get a nJoy Pure Wand or the new SVibe Snail Axi? Let me help you choose! Watch my new video review of the Axi here: youtu.be/ZCcDzSkwxNw

I'm Sydney, and I love all things toy related! I review sex toys from a queer, plus size, disabled, non-binary perspective My goal is to help you find toys that will work for you! Read my reviews: sydneyscreams.com/category/blog/ Watch my reviews: www.youtube.com/@sydneyscrea...

Does anyone have any color requests for our next drop? 😁 Medium Dark Mantle Tentacle, Suction Base Custom, Single Color Seawitch, with Blue Glow!

Custom orders are back up! Thank you all for your patience while I recovered from surgery! I'm so excited to get back to pouring all your custom creations.💜

We have one more week of drop pours ahead of us before we get into our photo and prep week! o we still have a bunch of cuties to make! Large Astarion Suction Base, Soft firmness drop Toy, Crystal Rainbow Glow! Drops June 4th!

Dead by Daylight may just be getting him now... But we've already had him... and he's delicious! 😈

A very cute tropical Gherkin for tomorrow's drop!

We have been doing a little backend work so if things seem a little weird on the site don't mind the construction! We finally have CATEGORIES rather than a long models list! You can now click your category and then use the filter to find your model for easier browsing ♥️ #update #website

Everyone says stay clear of Eli during the rut… Problem is, once you’re around him, it gets a little hard to think straight. That slow taper pulls you in easy, the girth builds, the curve settles in, and suddenly you’re taking a whole lot more elk than you planned. 🐺🦌😏 🔗👇

Hey folks! Just letting you all know that shipping and customer service will be a bit slower the rest of this work week because Cayde's parents are visiting from the US. We'll be back 100% in the office this weekend. Thank you for understanding! ❤️

Lineup for this Monday: Amanita 🍄 by @fantasygrove.bsky.social Tentafork 🐙 by @strangebedfellas.bsky.social Aux and Rend 👹 by @batbites.bsky.social