OK WE HAVE A MAW PROBLEM, AND WE JUST MADE THEM 40% BC WE'RE TIERED OF THEM SLURPING AROUND THE WAREHOUSE. IF U NEED SOMETHING TO SLURP AROUND YOUR "WAREHOUSE" GO AHEAD AND TAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS OFF OUR HANDS

A COUPLE UPDATES: -SUNDAY to WEDS PACKAGES ARE DONE -SOME OF THESE BUGS ARE GONE ALREADY WOW THANKS -IM BACK AT THE DENTIST 💀😒

A COUPLE UPDATES: -SUNDAY to WEDS PACKAGES ARE DONE -SOME OF THESE BUGS ARE GONE ALREADY WOW THANKS -IM BACK AT THE DENTIST 💀😒

COMING TO U LIVE FROM SHIPPING DAY #4. I AM 87% DONE WITH SHIPPING. IF U ORDERED SUNDAY AND BEYOND YOUR ORDER IS GOING OUT TOMORROW. IF I EMAILED U PLZ REPLY OR YOU'RE STAYING IN PACKAGE PURGATORY. ANYWAY HERE'S SOME BUGS THAT ARE STILL AVAILABLE 🐛

I AM 64% OF THE WAY THROUGH. TURNS OUT HAND PICKING STUFF FOR Y'ALL TAKES A BIT OF TIME 😅

GOOD MORNING. I AM SHIPPING MY BUNS OFF TODAY, TOMORROW, AND FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. JKJKJK IF YOU ORDERED SOMETHING WITH A TIER BONUS I APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE WHILE I HAND PICK THE ITEMS. AND SPEAKING OF CURATION, ENJOY MY LATEST CURATION OF ITEMS STILL AVAILABLE.

ITS YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL DONG MERCHANT BRINGING U MORE CURATED PROMO PICS ONCE AGAIN ASKING U TO CHECK OUT OUR BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR AND HAVE U SEEN THE GHOSTS? THEYRE GUARANTEED 100% "NOT HAUNTED"

WE HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A CHILL DAY WE'VE STILL GOT A MESS OF NEAT STUFF TO CHECK OUT SO I CURATED THESE PHOTOS FOR U TO LOOK AT COMEPLETELY UNRELATED NOSY QUESTION: WHATS YOUR GO TO KARAOKE SONG?

WE'RE STILL ROCKIN THE "ARCHIVAL SEASONAL SALE" AKA BLACK FRIDAY AKA ITS A FIRE SALE AKA DANG THAT'S A REASONABLY PRICED SILICONE PRIZE....GO CHECK IT IN THE MEANTIME, DOES ANYONE WANT A "HURT BOY" AKA MY STOCKPILE OF FLAWED MINI MIMICS WILL SHIP WITH BF ORDER, EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ORDER # IF U WANT

OK SO WE JUST KEPT FORGETTING TO MEASURE THIS THING AND A COUPLE ALREADY ESCAPED INTO THE WILD MEET THE BUG, FROM THE QIMERA FORGE VAULT ONE SIZE: Length: Overall 7.7in / Usable 7.2in  Circumference: Max 7.2in / Min 2.1in Diameter: Max 2.4in / Min 0.9in

GOOD MORNING HAPPY DAY HELLO IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES (HAVEN'T SAID THAT IN A WHILE) HERE'S A LIL DROP PREVIEW AND I'LL BE UPDATING TODAY THROUGHOUT THE DAY 😊 PLZ ASK ME ANYTHING AND ILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER

HERE'S SOME INFO REGARDING TOMORROW THIS IS ALSO AVAILABLE ON THE WEBSITE AND VIA EMAIL 😊 LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE AND QUESTIONS AT ALL BC WE LIKE QUESTIONS EXCEPT "HAVE U HAD ANYTHING TODAY EXCEPT CAFFIENE AND VAPE?"

IN CASE U MISSED IT I MADE A VERY GOOFY INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ABOUT THESE FOUND HERE youtu.be/wx9DETNip3U?...

Literally miss the times when having a small business didn't feel like playing a rigged claw machine. 🤣

MINI EGG PENS ARE BACK IN A VERY LIMITED QUANTITY ALMOST EVERYTHING IS 30% (35% IF YOU JOIN THE MAILING LIST) OFF. THESE AND MORE WILL BE LOADING INTO THE SHOP TOMORROW AT 10PM EST WE'LL BE BACK LATER TODAY WITH MORE NEWS AND STUFF

DO U GUYS EVER GET *SO SICK* OF FIGHTING THIS STUFF? I REALLY DO. 😑

IT'S NOT EASTER, BUT I'VE BEEN CLEANING OUT MY "CLOSETS" ON THIS EXTENDED BREAK. EGGS OF ALL TYPES AND SIZES WILL BE AVAILABLE THURSDAY AT 10PM EST. ALSO IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, JOIN THE EMAIL READER'S CLUB FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT 👀

GOOD AFTERNOON. YA GIRL JUST HAD AN EMERGENCY WISDOM TOOTH EXTRACTION 🤪 🙃 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DONGS? I DUNNO? BUT HI!!! BF SALE STARTS NOW, BUT OFFICIALLY ON 11/27 at 10PM EST

✨️ FORBIDDEN SPAGHETTI AKA THE LOOONG POLE ✨️ DO U LIKE TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY? ✨️ DROPPING TONIGHT AT 8PM EST

😌 THE LOOONG POLE RETURNS 😌 AVAILABLE IN 5 & 10FT BC U NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU NEED THE LENGTH AKA BLEBLEBLEBLE 😌 CHECK EM OUT AT 8PM EST

✨️ IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES!!! ✨️ I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT WITH YA, WE ARE PULLING OUT AS MANY STOPS AS WE CAN AS WE REMAIN EXCITED BUT KINDA UNCERTAIN ABOUT OUR FUTURE ✨️ANYWAY, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF COOL STUFF THAT WILL BE AVAILABLE AT 8PM EST

🌊 STORMY SEAS 🌊 KINDA CAME OUT MORE LIKE STORMY CLOUDS OR STORMY ROCKS BUT WE LIKE THEM ALL THE SAME 🌊DROPPING TOMORROW AT 8PM EST

✨️ PRETEND THERES SOME WITTY CAPTION, BUT RLY IT'S JUST SOME NC WE'RE EXCITED TO SHOW U ✨️ DROPPING TOMORROW @ 8PM EST

✨️ GLOSSY SEA GLASS TROLLS ✨️ THEYRE ALMOST TOO SHINY FOR PHOTOGRAPHS ✨️ DROPPING THURSDAY @ 8PM EST

✨️ ARE U ENJOYING THE RETURN OF KUPPS? OUR HANDS AND WRISTS ARE ✨️DROP A COLOR REQUEST BELOW AND WE MIGHT JUST MAKE IT ✨️ THESE AND MORE DROPPING THURSDAY @ 8PM EST

🏖 SECRET BEACH 🏖 HERE IN FLORIDA ABOUT THE ONLY THING KEEPING US HERE IS THE PROXIMITY TO THE BEACH 🏖 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/10 @ 8PM EST

INTO THE PIT GO ON (20% SALE HAPPENING FOR THE NEXT 36 HRS)

🎆 HEY WE'RE HAVING A SALE THROUGH MONDAY AND I MADE U A REALLY BAD GRAPHIC ABOUT IT 🎆 20% OFF ALMOST EVERYTHING

🎆 HEY WE'RE HAVING A SALE THROUGH MONDAY AND I MADE U A REALLY BAD GRAPHIC ABOUT IT 🎆 20% OFF ALMOST EVERYTHING

yall. YALL????????? these are so gorgeous, i can't get over these. IM OBSESSED????? @pleasureforge.bsky.social killing it with this pour

❤️ NO DROP TODAY BUT PROBABLY A SALE THIS WEEKEND FOR THAT HOLIDAY THAT WE'RE DEF NOT CELEBRATING WHILE THESE PEOPLE ACTIVELY RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING ❤️ DID U PICK UP A LOOONG POLE? DO YOU WANNA? 5FT OR 10FT?

✨️ GLOSSY TROLL? WHO IS SHE???

🌈 SOME CUTE THINGS LEFT OVER FROM THE DROP 🌈 FUN FACT, THE LARGE CHRYSALID IN THE UPPER LEFT BROKE THEIR MOLD 😩

🐇✨️ do you wanna see a magic trick? 📷: shopdad

✨️ I AM ADDICTED TO STAR EMOJI AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME, DROPPIN @ 8PM ✨️ KUPPS AND WANDS. KUPPDATE IS NOW V2 (OR V3?) NOW WITH LESS SEAM ✨️ PLZ COME CHECK OUT OUR DROP, AND HEY LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE OR HECK LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU DONT LIKE, HERE ON THE INTERNET WE HAVE MANY OPINIONS

🌈 IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES 🌈 HERE'S A WE LIL PREVIEW FEATURING SOME MORE PRIDE POURS AND THE LOOONG POLES WITH STANDARD SODA CAN FOR SCALE. WE WILL ALSO HAVE A COUPLE MORE KUPPS, WANDS, AND A LOT MORE, STAY TUNED 🌈 DROPPING TONIGHT AT 8PM EST

📏 THE LOOONG POLE 📏 THIS THING IS REALLY REALLY LONG, AND WILD TO WASH. DUE TO ITS LONGNESS, IT CAN ONLY BE POURED IN SINGLE COLORS. THEY COME IN 5FT AND 10FT. WOULD YOU CUSTOM THIS? 📏 DROPPING TOMORROW AT 8PM EST

🎀 BIPANIC DRIP FADES 🎀 WE'RE ALL A LITTLE (OR A LOT) BI AND VERY PANICKED AREN'T WE? 🎀 THIS AND MORE, TOMORROW @ 8PM EST

🌈 CLASSIC METALLIC RAINBOWS 🌈 I WANTED TO MAKE MORE OF THESE BUT Y'ALL IT'S HOTTER THAN SATANS HOUSE CAT DOWN HERE, AND THE SILICONE DOESN'T LIKE TO PLAY NICE. IF U LIKE THEM, TELL ME AND MAYBE ILL MAKE A COUPLE MORE 🌈 DROPPING THURSDAY @ 8PM EST

🌈 SUNSHINE SUCCULENTS AKA SUPER GLITCHY RAINBOWS 🌈 TRYING TO INJECT A LIL COLOR INTO THE FEED BC EVERYTHING IS WEIRD AND WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SOME PRECEDENTED TIMES IN THE NEAR FUTURE IF THATS POSSIBLE 🌈 DROPPING THURSDAY 6/26 @ 8PM EST

💚 OH HEY ITS YOU 💚 WEVE GOT SOME PRETTY INSANELY LOOONG THINGS COMING THIS WEEK 💚 WOULD YOU WANT TO OWN A 5 OR 10FT THANG? NOTHING IS REAL. JOY IS RESISTANCE

Very fond of this checkered-like pattern @pleasureforge.bsky.social

💚 WKW FOR SCALE 💚 THESE ARE OFF TO A FRIEND, BUT MAYBE YOU'LL SEE SOMETHING LIKE IT IN THE SHOP SOON 😏

💚 HERE'S SOME OF MY FAVORITE WEIRD THINGS LEFT OVER IN THE DROP 💚 SPEAKING MORE OF KUPPS, DROP SOME KUPP INSPO (FLEX OR PEDESTAL? SOLID OR MARBLE?)

GREAT DROP LAST NIGHT, Y'ALL THANK YOU WE HAVE ONLY *ONE* KUPP LEFT 🖤

🤡 CLOWN BOINKER SURPRISES 🤡 IN ADDITION TO WANDS (BOTH TYPES), KUPPS, XXL, AND OUR REGULAR DROP, WE WILL HAVE 2 SHOPDAD SURPRISE CLOWN TYPES AVAILABLE 🤡 PLEASE COME CHECK OUT OUR DROP AT 8PM EST BC IF U DONT, WHO WILL?!?

I love being genderfluid! Happy pride!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 @pleasureforge.bsky.social

☕️ KUPPS ARE BACK BUT THEY ARE IN R&D MODE ☕️ WE ARE RELEASING JUST A COUPLE SINGLE FLEX KUPPS, AND THEY WILL HAVE SEAMS. THIS DOES NOT AFFECT THEIR WORKING ABILITY. WE KNOW BC WE TESTED IT. ITS JUST EASIER ON OUR GOBLIN FINGIES TO USE A 2 PART MOLD, SO IF THESE POP OFF, EXPECT MORE TO COME

🌈 LETS START THE DAY WITH A COUPLE DROP PREVIEWS 🦇 WHY THE BAT YOU ASK? BECAUSE WE ALSO ARE DROPPING A COUPLE HALLOWEEN POURS TONIGHT AT 8PM EST 🌈 STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFO & BUCKLE UP CAUSE ITS A LOT

🌈 GILDED RAINBOWS 🌈 MADE SOME FANCY GAY LIL RAINBOWS BUT FORGOT TO TAKE A COOL PIC SO YOU'LL HAVE TO TRUST ME AND SETTLE FOR STOCK PREVIEWS 🌈 DROPPING TOMORROW AT 8PM EST