GUYS I FORGOT TO SEND THE EMAIL SO HERE'S A DISCOUNT CODE FOR ALL: NOJOKESHEREQ226 FOR 10% OFF DROP IN TEN MINUTES

IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES HERE'S A TWO-FER AND ILL BE BACK LATER WITH MORE BUT DROP YOUR QUESTIONS HERE IF YOU'VE GOT ANY ABOUT THE DROP OR ANYTHING ELSE DROPPING TONIGHT AT 8PM EST

I AM OPEN TO THE IDEA AND SOMETIMES PRACTICE OF VERY LOW STAKES CUSTOMS SEND ME AN EMAIL IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SPECIFIC MODELS AND AREN'T ATTACHED TO OUTCOMES *MOST* OF THESE DROPPING TOMORROW AT 8PM EST 😎 PS THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE

I THINK I ALREADY FEATURED THESE IN A WASHING VID BUT YOU CAN LOOK AGAIN 👀 HAPPY TUESDAY TO EVERYONE EXCEPT FOLKS WHO TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY SOCIALS DOING THAT WILL GET U SOFT BLOCKED AND THEN BLOCKED BLOCKED ALSO *I AM YELLING CARL* THESE AND MORE DROPPING THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

SUNSHINE SUCCULENTS FOR YOUR EYEHOLES AND A 20 HOUR DRIVE FROM OMAHA NEBRASKA FOR ME 🌞 THESE AND MORE DROPPING THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

TRYING TO DO A SPLIT WASH THING...I DUNNO...ITS PIIIINK THESE AND MORE, DROPPING THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

OK THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SQUISH SOUNDS AND CARL IN HERE ALSO FYI U SHOULD ALWAYS WASH YOUR TOYS BEFORE AND AFTER USING THEM

SOME RANDOM THINGS, KUPPS, WANDS, ETC AND SO ON AND SO FORTH DROPPING THURSDAY 4/2 AT 8PM EST

TRYING OUT A NEW CoNtEnT FORMAT WHERE I TAKE WASHING VIDEOS. DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A THING PPL GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THE REAL QUESTION IS SHOULD I LEAVE THE DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL AUDIOBOOK AND SQUISH NOISES IN OR NAH? ANYWAY DROP ON THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

WHEN SHOULD I HAVE THE NEXT DROP? MARCH 26TH OR APRIL 2ND

A LIL PREVIEW OF THE GROUPS THERE WILL BE KUPPS THERE WILL BE POLES THERE WILL BE WANDS COME CHECK IT OUT AT 8PM EST 🥳

IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES 😊 WE'VE GOT KUPPS, WANDS, 5FT LOOONG POLES ETC AND SO ON AND SO FORTH JOIN THE MAILING LIST FOR TREATS SEE U LATER FOR MORE DROPPING TODAY 2/12 @8PM EST

DO U EVER JUST LIKE FALL IN LOVE WITH THE MOON? FEATURING THE NEW PIGMENT I CANNOT STOP USING🌙 DROPPING TOMORROW 2/12 @8PM EST

KIND OF OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW SPARKLY PIGMENT AND I CAN'T BE STOPPED ✨️ DROPPING TOMORROW 2/12 @8PM EST

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE MAKING SYNTHWAVE IN THE WINTER. WE NEED A LIL COLOR SPLASH ON THE TL 😎 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

RED FLAGS & LONG NIGHTS 🚩 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

BARONESSE ROSES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 🌹 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

HERE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A ROSE GOLD BUT WENT OFF ROAD AND NOW U GET A DEEP GOLDEN ORANGE DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

WINTERY FAIRY SPARKLY TYPES OR SOMETHING ✨️ THESE ARE EITHER FIRM AS HECK OR SUPER SOFT, I COMPLETELY FORGET AND WE'LL FIND OUT TOGETHER ON THURSDAY 2/12 AT 8PM EST HEHE

HEARD U KINDA LIKE KUPPS ME TOO 🏆 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 AT 8PM EST

FIRM FADES FANS, IT'S YOUR MOMENT. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO SEE? DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

SMALL BATCH OF DOPAMINE FOR THE FEED SINCE WE ALL REALLY NEED IT RIGHT NOW 🫠 JOY IS RESISTANCE DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

VERY CUTE SPARKLY SLAADS ETC AND ONE THING THAT IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS 💀 IT ALWAYS BOGGLES MY MIND TO CAST IN FLESH TONES 🤣 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

SOME PASTEL GOTH INSPIRED THINGS FOR THE BATS OUT THERE 🦇 WHAT'S YOUR GO TO GOTH SONG? DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT ONE OF MY FAVORITE FROGS SAID...💚 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

SPARKLY WINTER PASTELS SINCE WE'VE BEEN INSPIRED BY THE WINTER WEATHER WE CAN'T SEEM TO BEAT NO MATTER WHERE WE GO 🤣 Y'ALL STAY WARM OUT THERE ❄️ DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

WHAT DOES THE MIMIC SAY? DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

DON'T FORGET: 40% OFF STARTING AT 8PM EST. 45% OFF FOR EMAIL LIST SUBS. WE WILL BE BACK WITH A VALENTINES DROP ON 2/12.

Fantasy ding dong shop still life? Anyway we're having a BIG sale on the remaining inventory in the shop so we can clear out and start fresh in 2026. FORTY % OFF Activates Thursday at 8PM EST 🥳

OK WE HAVE A MAW PROBLEM, AND WE JUST MADE THEM 40% BC WE'RE TIERED OF THEM SLURPING AROUND THE WAREHOUSE. IF U NEED SOMETHING TO SLURP AROUND YOUR "WAREHOUSE" GO AHEAD AND TAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS OFF OUR HANDS

A COUPLE UPDATES: -SUNDAY to WEDS PACKAGES ARE DONE -SOME OF THESE BUGS ARE GONE ALREADY WOW THANKS -IM BACK AT THE DENTIST 💀😒

A COUPLE UPDATES: -SUNDAY to WEDS PACKAGES ARE DONE -SOME OF THESE BUGS ARE GONE ALREADY WOW THANKS -IM BACK AT THE DENTIST 💀😒

COMING TO U LIVE FROM SHIPPING DAY #4. I AM 87% DONE WITH SHIPPING. IF U ORDERED SUNDAY AND BEYOND YOUR ORDER IS GOING OUT TOMORROW. IF I EMAILED U PLZ REPLY OR YOU'RE STAYING IN PACKAGE PURGATORY. ANYWAY HERE'S SOME BUGS THAT ARE STILL AVAILABLE 🐛

I AM 64% OF THE WAY THROUGH. TURNS OUT HAND PICKING STUFF FOR Y'ALL TAKES A BIT OF TIME 😅

GOOD MORNING. I AM SHIPPING MY BUNS OFF TODAY, TOMORROW, AND FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. JKJKJK IF YOU ORDERED SOMETHING WITH A TIER BONUS I APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE WHILE I HAND PICK THE ITEMS. AND SPEAKING OF CURATION, ENJOY MY LATEST CURATION OF ITEMS STILL AVAILABLE.

ITS YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL DONG MERCHANT BRINGING U MORE CURATED PROMO PICS ONCE AGAIN ASKING U TO CHECK OUT OUR BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR AND HAVE U SEEN THE GHOSTS? THEYRE GUARANTEED 100% "NOT HAUNTED"

WE HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A CHILL DAY WE'VE STILL GOT A MESS OF NEAT STUFF TO CHECK OUT SO I CURATED THESE PHOTOS FOR U TO LOOK AT COMEPLETELY UNRELATED NOSY QUESTION: WHATS YOUR GO TO KARAOKE SONG?

WE'RE STILL ROCKIN THE "ARCHIVAL SEASONAL SALE" AKA BLACK FRIDAY AKA ITS A FIRE SALE AKA DANG THAT'S A REASONABLY PRICED SILICONE PRIZE....GO CHECK IT IN THE MEANTIME, DOES ANYONE WANT A "HURT BOY" AKA MY STOCKPILE OF FLAWED MINI MIMICS WILL SHIP WITH BF ORDER, EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ORDER # IF U WANT

OK SO WE JUST KEPT FORGETTING TO MEASURE THIS THING AND A COUPLE ALREADY ESCAPED INTO THE WILD MEET THE BUG, FROM THE QIMERA FORGE VAULT ONE SIZE: Length: Overall 7.7in / Usable 7.2in  Circumference: Max 7.2in / Min 2.1in Diameter: Max 2.4in / Min 0.9in

GOOD MORNING HAPPY DAY HELLO IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES (HAVEN'T SAID THAT IN A WHILE) HERE'S A LIL DROP PREVIEW AND I'LL BE UPDATING TODAY THROUGHOUT THE DAY 😊 PLZ ASK ME ANYTHING AND ILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER

HERE'S SOME INFO REGARDING TOMORROW THIS IS ALSO AVAILABLE ON THE WEBSITE AND VIA EMAIL 😊 LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE AND QUESTIONS AT ALL BC WE LIKE QUESTIONS EXCEPT "HAVE U HAD ANYTHING TODAY EXCEPT CAFFIENE AND VAPE?"

IN CASE U MISSED IT I MADE A VERY GOOFY INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ABOUT THESE FOUND HERE youtu.be/wx9DETNip3U?...

Literally miss the times when having a small business didn't feel like playing a rigged claw machine. 🤣

MINI EGG PENS ARE BACK IN A VERY LIMITED QUANTITY ALMOST EVERYTHING IS 30% (35% IF YOU JOIN THE MAILING LIST) OFF. THESE AND MORE WILL BE LOADING INTO THE SHOP TOMORROW AT 10PM EST WE'LL BE BACK LATER TODAY WITH MORE NEWS AND STUFF

DO U GUYS EVER GET *SO SICK* OF FIGHTING THIS STUFF? I REALLY DO. 😑

IT'S NOT EASTER, BUT I'VE BEEN CLEANING OUT MY "CLOSETS" ON THIS EXTENDED BREAK. EGGS OF ALL TYPES AND SIZES WILL BE AVAILABLE THURSDAY AT 10PM EST. ALSO IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, JOIN THE EMAIL READER'S CLUB FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT 👀

GOOD AFTERNOON. YA GIRL JUST HAD AN EMERGENCY WISDOM TOOTH EXTRACTION 🤪 🙃 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DONGS? I DUNNO? BUT HI!!! BF SALE STARTS NOW, BUT OFFICIALLY ON 11/27 at 10PM EST

✨️ FORBIDDEN SPAGHETTI AKA THE LOOONG POLE ✨️ DO U LIKE TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY? ✨️ DROPPING TONIGHT AT 8PM EST

😌 THE LOOONG POLE RETURNS 😌 AVAILABLE IN 5 & 10FT BC U NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU NEED THE LENGTH AKA BLEBLEBLEBLE 😌 CHECK EM OUT AT 8PM EST

✨️ IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES!!! ✨️ I'M GONNA BE STRAIGHT WITH YA, WE ARE PULLING OUT AS MANY STOPS AS WE CAN AS WE REMAIN EXCITED BUT KINDA UNCERTAIN ABOUT OUR FUTURE ✨️ANYWAY, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF COOL STUFF THAT WILL BE AVAILABLE AT 8PM EST