A SILENT FILM, IF YOU WILL. DO YOU PREFER THESE WITH SOUND? I DUNNO IF YOU WANNA LISTEN TO SQUISH SOUNDS AND SPIRITUAL MATERIALISM ON 2X SPEED? DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

STEP INTO THE WEREWOLF'S LIBRARY WHERE WE CAN READ BY MOONLIGHT 🌝 DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

ACCIDENTALLY MADE THESE AGAIN BECAUSE I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH LATELY BUT HEY HOPE U LIKE EM ANYWAY DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

BACK WITH ANOTHER WASHING VIDEO IN COMPLETE SILENCE BECAUSE I WAS GOSSIPING ON THE PHONE WITH MY FRIEND 😏 DROPPING 7/2 AT 8PM EST

BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH MY CAPITAL LETTERS AND SUNNY DISPOSITION ✨️ THESE AND MORE DROPPING THURSDAY 7/2 AT 8PM EST

GUYS I FORGOT TO SEND THE EMAIL SO HERE'S A DISCOUNT CODE FOR ALL: NOJOKESHEREQ226 FOR 10% OFF DROP IN TEN MINUTES

IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES HERE'S A TWO-FER AND ILL BE BACK LATER WITH MORE BUT DROP YOUR QUESTIONS HERE IF YOU'VE GOT ANY ABOUT THE DROP OR ANYTHING ELSE DROPPING TONIGHT AT 8PM EST

I AM OPEN TO THE IDEA AND SOMETIMES PRACTICE OF VERY LOW STAKES CUSTOMS SEND ME AN EMAIL IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SPECIFIC MODELS AND AREN'T ATTACHED TO OUTCOMES *MOST* OF THESE DROPPING TOMORROW AT 8PM EST 😎 PS THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE

I THINK I ALREADY FEATURED THESE IN A WASHING VID BUT YOU CAN LOOK AGAIN 👀 HAPPY TUESDAY TO EVERYONE EXCEPT FOLKS WHO TRY TO TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY SOCIALS DOING THAT WILL GET U SOFT BLOCKED AND THEN BLOCKED BLOCKED ALSO *I AM YELLING CARL* THESE AND MORE DROPPING THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

SUNSHINE SUCCULENTS FOR YOUR EYEHOLES AND A 20 HOUR DRIVE FROM OMAHA NEBRASKA FOR ME 🌞 THESE AND MORE DROPPING THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

TRYING TO DO A SPLIT WASH THING...I DUNNO...ITS PIIIINK THESE AND MORE, DROPPING THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

OK THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SQUISH SOUNDS AND CARL IN HERE ALSO FYI U SHOULD ALWAYS WASH YOUR TOYS BEFORE AND AFTER USING THEM

SOME RANDOM THINGS, KUPPS, WANDS, ETC AND SO ON AND SO FORTH DROPPING THURSDAY 4/2 AT 8PM EST

TRYING OUT A NEW CoNtEnT FORMAT WHERE I TAKE WASHING VIDEOS. DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A THING PPL GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THE REAL QUESTION IS SHOULD I LEAVE THE DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL AUDIOBOOK AND SQUISH NOISES IN OR NAH? ANYWAY DROP ON THURSDAY, 4/2 AT 8PM EST

WHEN SHOULD I HAVE THE NEXT DROP? MARCH 26TH OR APRIL 2ND

A LIL PREVIEW OF THE GROUPS THERE WILL BE KUPPS THERE WILL BE POLES THERE WILL BE WANDS COME CHECK IT OUT AT 8PM EST 🥳

IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES 😊 WE'VE GOT KUPPS, WANDS, 5FT LOOONG POLES ETC AND SO ON AND SO FORTH JOIN THE MAILING LIST FOR TREATS SEE U LATER FOR MORE DROPPING TODAY 2/12 @8PM EST

DO U EVER JUST LIKE FALL IN LOVE WITH THE MOON? FEATURING THE NEW PIGMENT I CANNOT STOP USING🌙 DROPPING TOMORROW 2/12 @8PM EST

KIND OF OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW SPARKLY PIGMENT AND I CAN'T BE STOPPED ✨️ DROPPING TOMORROW 2/12 @8PM EST

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE MAKING SYNTHWAVE IN THE WINTER. WE NEED A LIL COLOR SPLASH ON THE TL 😎 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

RED FLAGS & LONG NIGHTS 🚩 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

BARONESSE ROSES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 🌹 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

HERE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A ROSE GOLD BUT WENT OFF ROAD AND NOW U GET A DEEP GOLDEN ORANGE DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

WINTERY FAIRY SPARKLY TYPES OR SOMETHING ✨️ THESE ARE EITHER FIRM AS HECK OR SUPER SOFT, I COMPLETELY FORGET AND WE'LL FIND OUT TOGETHER ON THURSDAY 2/12 AT 8PM EST HEHE

HEARD U KINDA LIKE KUPPS ME TOO 🏆 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 AT 8PM EST

FIRM FADES FANS, IT'S YOUR MOMENT. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO SEE? DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

SMALL BATCH OF DOPAMINE FOR THE FEED SINCE WE ALL REALLY NEED IT RIGHT NOW 🫠 JOY IS RESISTANCE DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

VERY CUTE SPARKLY SLAADS ETC AND ONE THING THAT IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS 💀 IT ALWAYS BOGGLES MY MIND TO CAST IN FLESH TONES 🤣 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

SOME PASTEL GOTH INSPIRED THINGS FOR THE BATS OUT THERE 🦇 WHAT'S YOUR GO TO GOTH SONG? DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN OR AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT ONE OF MY FAVORITE FROGS SAID...💚 DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

SPARKLY WINTER PASTELS SINCE WE'VE BEEN INSPIRED BY THE WINTER WEATHER WE CAN'T SEEM TO BEAT NO MATTER WHERE WE GO 🤣 Y'ALL STAY WARM OUT THERE ❄️ DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

WHAT DOES THE MIMIC SAY? DROPPING THURSDAY 2/12 @8PM EST

DON'T FORGET: 40% OFF STARTING AT 8PM EST. 45% OFF FOR EMAIL LIST SUBS. WE WILL BE BACK WITH A VALENTINES DROP ON 2/12.

Fantasy ding dong shop still life? Anyway we're having a BIG sale on the remaining inventory in the shop so we can clear out and start fresh in 2026. FORTY % OFF Activates Thursday at 8PM EST 🥳

OK WE HAVE A MAW PROBLEM, AND WE JUST MADE THEM 40% BC WE'RE TIERED OF THEM SLURPING AROUND THE WAREHOUSE. IF U NEED SOMETHING TO SLURP AROUND YOUR "WAREHOUSE" GO AHEAD AND TAKE ONE OF THESE THINGS OFF OUR HANDS

A COUPLE UPDATES: -SUNDAY to WEDS PACKAGES ARE DONE -SOME OF THESE BUGS ARE GONE ALREADY WOW THANKS -IM BACK AT THE DENTIST 💀😒

A COUPLE UPDATES: -SUNDAY to WEDS PACKAGES ARE DONE -SOME OF THESE BUGS ARE GONE ALREADY WOW THANKS -IM BACK AT THE DENTIST 💀😒

COMING TO U LIVE FROM SHIPPING DAY #4. I AM 87% DONE WITH SHIPPING. IF U ORDERED SUNDAY AND BEYOND YOUR ORDER IS GOING OUT TOMORROW. IF I EMAILED U PLZ REPLY OR YOU'RE STAYING IN PACKAGE PURGATORY. ANYWAY HERE'S SOME BUGS THAT ARE STILL AVAILABLE 🐛

I AM 64% OF THE WAY THROUGH. TURNS OUT HAND PICKING STUFF FOR Y'ALL TAKES A BIT OF TIME 😅

GOOD MORNING. I AM SHIPPING MY BUNS OFF TODAY, TOMORROW, AND FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. JKJKJK IF YOU ORDERED SOMETHING WITH A TIER BONUS I APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE WHILE I HAND PICK THE ITEMS. AND SPEAKING OF CURATION, ENJOY MY LATEST CURATION OF ITEMS STILL AVAILABLE.

ITS YOUR FRIENDLY LOCAL DONG MERCHANT BRINGING U MORE CURATED PROMO PICS ONCE AGAIN ASKING U TO CHECK OUT OUR BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR AND HAVE U SEEN THE GHOSTS? THEYRE GUARANTEED 100% "NOT HAUNTED"

WE HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A CHILL DAY WE'VE STILL GOT A MESS OF NEAT STUFF TO CHECK OUT SO I CURATED THESE PHOTOS FOR U TO LOOK AT COMEPLETELY UNRELATED NOSY QUESTION: WHATS YOUR GO TO KARAOKE SONG?

WE'RE STILL ROCKIN THE "ARCHIVAL SEASONAL SALE" AKA BLACK FRIDAY AKA ITS A FIRE SALE AKA DANG THAT'S A REASONABLY PRICED SILICONE PRIZE....GO CHECK IT IN THE MEANTIME, DOES ANYONE WANT A "HURT BOY" AKA MY STOCKPILE OF FLAWED MINI MIMICS WILL SHIP WITH BF ORDER, EMAIL ME WITH YOUR ORDER # IF U WANT

OK SO WE JUST KEPT FORGETTING TO MEASURE THIS THING AND A COUPLE ALREADY ESCAPED INTO THE WILD MEET THE BUG, FROM THE QIMERA FORGE VAULT ONE SIZE: Length: Overall 7.7in / Usable 7.2in  Circumference: Max 7.2in / Min 2.1in Diameter: Max 2.4in / Min 0.9in

GOOD MORNING HAPPY DAY HELLO IT IS DROP DAY MY DUDES (HAVEN'T SAID THAT IN A WHILE) HERE'S A LIL DROP PREVIEW AND I'LL BE UPDATING TODAY THROUGHOUT THE DAY 😊 PLZ ASK ME ANYTHING AND ILL DO MY BEST TO ANSWER

HERE'S SOME INFO REGARDING TOMORROW THIS IS ALSO AVAILABLE ON THE WEBSITE AND VIA EMAIL 😊 LET US KNOW IF YOU HAVE AND QUESTIONS AT ALL BC WE LIKE QUESTIONS EXCEPT "HAVE U HAD ANYTHING TODAY EXCEPT CAFFIENE AND VAPE?"

IN CASE U MISSED IT I MADE A VERY GOOFY INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO ABOUT THESE FOUND HERE youtu.be/wx9DETNip3U?...

Literally miss the times when having a small business didn't feel like playing a rigged claw machine. 🤣

MINI EGG PENS ARE BACK IN A VERY LIMITED QUANTITY ALMOST EVERYTHING IS 30% (35% IF YOU JOIN THE MAILING LIST) OFF. THESE AND MORE WILL BE LOADING INTO THE SHOP TOMORROW AT 10PM EST WE'LL BE BACK LATER TODAY WITH MORE NEWS AND STUFF

DO U GUYS EVER GET *SO SICK* OF FIGHTING THIS STUFF? I REALLY DO. 😑