Slow. Mo. Jiggle. 🍑 Our Traffic Cone knows how to bounce back 👀💥 🖤 30% off Novelty AND No Frills made-to-order toys 🖤 Up to 40% off ready-made inventory ✅ No codes — everything automatic #StayPhreaky #PhreakMonth #NaughtyNovelties #SlowMoTwang #TrafficCone #FantasyToys #BlackFridaySale

Give it a twist and watch it jiggle 🌀👀 This Screw’s got bounce where it counts… 🖤 Naughty Novelties: 30% off 💥 Up to 40% off inventory 🎁 Subscribers get free minis with any novelty order It’s a great time to get screwed😉 #PhreakMonth #NaughtyNovelties #GetScrewed #FantasyToys #BlackFridaySale

🎁 Naughty Novelties Week is here 👀 Time to let your freakiest favourites shine — axes, cones, the LOT - all the wonderfully weird Phreaks 💚 🖤 30% off all novelty toys Which novelty is calling your name? 😈 #NaughtyNovelties #PhreakMonth #StayPhreaky #PhreakClub #FantasyToys #BlackFridaySale

🎥🍑 Twang test: passed Got to love that jiggle 😏 🖤 30% off Novelty AND No Frills (made-to-order) 🖤 Up to 40% off ready-made inventory Free lube & cleaner for email subscribers when you buy any toy (no code needed — we just spoil you) #BlackFriday #NaughtyNovelties #TrafficCone #SatisfyingVideo

🍑 Naughty Novelties Week is in full swing 👀 🖤 30% off all Novelty Toys 🎁 Subscribers get a free set of minis with any novelty order ⚡️ Discounts apply automatically — no code needed Which cheeky Phreak are you adopting next? #NaughtyNovelties #PhreakMonth #StayPhreaky #FantasyToys #BlackFridaySale

🖤Anchor: Perfect for warming up, relaxing, and easing into play. Smooth, gentle, beginner-friendly… the ideal first step 🖤Twyster: A spiral-textured plug that adds just the right amount of extra stimulation Plus: Up to 40% off ready-made inventory — no code needed #BlackFriday #SimpleSteals

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Meet Twyst — our curvy, girthy beginner’s favourite 👀 Smooth, generous, and designed to keep on giving… every curve hits exactly where you want it. And this week? ✂️ 30% off all No Frills made-to-order toys Plus up to 40% off ready-made inventory No code needed. #NoFrills #SimpleSteals #BlackFriday

🖤🏆 Best Adult Toy Company 2025 - UK Fetish Awards! 🏆🖤 Sorry we weren't there in person! Alex threw his back out (classic 🙃), and Jess is at home resting as we get ready to welcome our little one very soon💕 Thank you for every vote, every message, every share. #UKFetishAwards #Winner #Phreak

Meet Flex — smooth, curved, and designed to hit every right spot 👀 Flex keeps it simple: just pure comfort and perfect angles. ✂️ 30% off all No Frills made-to-order toys Flexible, beginner-friendly, and a dream for G-spot play — what more could you want? #NoFrills #SimpleSteals #BlackFriday

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⚡ Mega Markdowns are here ⚡ Up to 40% off ready-made toys — 30% off standard, 40% off flops. No code. No catch. Just pure Phreak chaos. What are you grabbing first? 👀 #PhreakMonth #MegaMarkdowns #BlackFriday #StayPhreaky

Don’t just shop Phreak Month… get spoiled by it. 👀 Subscribe to our emails and unlock Subscriber Spoils all month long. This week? 💌 Spend £50+ and earn Phreak vouchers to use in Dec–Jan (£10–£50 back). If you're not on the list, you're missing out. #PhreakMonth #SubscriberSpoils #StayPhreaky

Drip Drop is officially in full swing 🍅💛 This Beer Bottle is rocking the ketchup & mustard drip and we’re kind of obsessed. 🖤 Up to 40% off inventory 30% off standard • 40% off flops ✅ No code needed Which flavour are you picking? 👀 #DripDrop #PhreakMonth #StayPhreaky #BlackFriday #FantasyToys

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Happy Halloween… 👀 All Halloween toys are 20% OFF with code SPOOKY20 — but only until midnight.🎃 #HalloweenSale #StayPhreaky #PhreakClub #SpookySeason #KinkyHalloween #NSFWDeals #MonsterToys #FrightNight

Get Wrapped. 🪱🖤💚 Mummy’s gone full Beetljuice — all bandaged up in our Sandworm colours and ready to rise again. Dare to unwrap what’s underneath? 👀 #StayPhreaky #Phreak #GetWrapped #Beetljuice #Sandworm #Mummy #PhreakToys #SpookySeason #Phreaks

Get Screwed. 🪱🖤💚 Our Sandworm colours strike again — this time wrapping around the Screw for a truly twisted treat. Think you can handle it? 👀 #StayPhreaky #PhreakClub #GetScrewed #Sandworm #Beetljuice #FantasyToys #PhreakToys #TwistedPleasure #Phreakers

Which size is calling your name? 🧟♂️💀 From XS to L, Mummy’s ready to rise to the occasion — and the Cola can’s here for scale 👀 Which one would you take home? 👇 #StayPhreaky #Phreak #Mummy #PhreakToys #SizeMatters #FantasyToys #AdultCollectibles #SiliconeArt #Phreaks

All wrapped up and ready to play… 🧻💀 Mummy’s looking extra spooky in their new bandages — but don’t be fooled, there’s nothing dead about this kind of pleasure 👀 #StayPhreaky #Phrea #Mummy #SpookySeason #PhreakToys #FantasyToys #WrappedUp #HalloweenVibes #Phreaks

Autumn leaves, cold breeze, and something lurking in the woods... 🍂🪓 The Axe never looked so at home. #AutumnVibes #PhreakClub #StayPhreaky

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "My go to toy for two weeks since it arrived!" When a toy becomes your go-to from day one… you know it’s something special 🔒❤️ Kaige has clearly stolen the spotlight (and a few hearts) since arriving #Phreak #Kaige #CustomerReview #PhreakyFeedback #Fantasy #SiliconeArt #Halloween #SpookySeason

It’s showtime! 🪱🖤💚 Our Beetlejuice (Sandworm) colourway is slithering through the customiser — and it’s available for every toy! Design your own spooky masterpiece and let your imagination crawl wild… 👀 #StayPhreaky #Phreak #Beetljuice #Sandworm #FantasyToys #PhreakCustomiser #HalloweenVibes

🩸 A sweep through the shadows… Lurking in the black abyss is Splicer — a stitched-together nightmare born in the Phreak Lab. 🖤👻 Will you face the monster this Halloween? #PhreakClub #Splicer #HalloweenPhreaks #SpookySeason #StayPhreaky

Locked up tight, twisted just right 🔒💚 Get a full 360 of Kaige — the caged creation that’s equal parts beauty and brutality. #Kaige #PhreakClub #StayPhreaky

Face your fears or embrace the fantasy? 👽🐉 Will you choose the Weaver Ovomorph—born from the depths of the cosmos—or the Dragon Egg—a treasure from ancient legends? Drop your pick below 👇 #ThisOrThat #PhreakClub #StayPhreaky

It might not be Friday the 13th… but you can still summon the vibes 🖤🔪 Follow along and create your own killer combo using our 3D customiser 🎨 #Friday13th #CustomPhreak #StayPhreaky

Who says it has to be Friday the 13th to let the horror vibes flow? 🔪🩸 These colours are killer any day of the week. #Friday13th #PhreakClub #StayPhreaky

Throwing it back to this squishy chaos 🖤💚 Nothing like a good twang to brighten your Thursday 😏 #TBT #SandwormStrikes #StayPhreaky

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Mind-blowing quality!" Weaver never fails to leave an impression 👽✨ One Phreaker’s upgrade is another reminder why fantasy feels this good. #PhreakClub #Weaver #StayPhreaky #CustomerReview #PhreakyFeedback #MindBlowingQuality #SiliconeArt #PlayTime #SpookySeason #Testimonial #fivestars

🖤 Darkness reveals its monster… From the shadows emerges Splicer — stitched, twisted, and ready to play tricks this Halloween. 🩸👻 Dare to look closer? #PhreakClub #Splicer #HalloweenPhreaks #SpookySeason #StayPhreaky

🥁 We need your help 💜 We’re thrilled to announce that Phreak has been nominated for Best Adult Toy Company at the UK Fetish Awards 2025! 🏆 We took home the win in 2022 (and it’s time to do it again 👀). You can vote once per day using your email — every click gets us closer to reclaiming the crown 👑

You guessed it...👽 From the shadows of deep space comes Weaver — all ridges, spines, and alien menace. Designed to thrill, terrify, and tempt in equal measure. In space, no one can hear you scream… but down here? We’re listening. 😈🚀 #Phreak #XenoVibes #InSpaceNoOneCanHearYouScream #HalloweenHorror

🪓🔩 Deep in the autumn woods, among pumpkins and falling leaves, two Phreak classics wait for their next adventure… 🌲🍂 The Axe and the Screw — rugged, bold, and built for those who like their fantasy with a touch of woodsman grit. #Phreak #Horror #AutumnVibes #WoodlandFantasy #SiliconeArt #Fantasy

Something’s lurking in the dark… 👁️🩸 Ridges, shadows, and something not quite human. Can you guess which Phreak creation this close-up belongs to? 👽 Drop your guesses below — if you dare. 😈 #Phreak #GuessThePhreak #HalloweenHorror #CreepyCloseUp #StayPhreaky

🖤🤍💚 IT'S SHOWTIME💚🤍🖤 The Sandworm colourway is BACK! Which of your Phreaky faves is getting the Beetlejuice treatment this Spooky Season!? #Phreak #Sandworm #HalloweenPhreaks #SpookySeason #StayPhreaky #MonsterMash #Beetlejuice

🖤 Double the terror, double the temptation 🩸 Two Splicers emerge from the darkness — one in its signature monstrous form, the other dripping in our Sandworm pour 💚🖤🤍 Which beast is crawling into your nightmares tonight? 👻 #PhreakClub #Splicer #Sandworm #HalloweenPhreaks #StayPhreaky #MonsterMash

🔪 Friday the 13th might not fall this October… but your horror fantasies don’t need to wait. Our customiser lets you conjure the ultimate slasher vibe — blood red, midnight black, and bone white. 🩸🖤🤍 Create your own nightmare and make it killer. 👻 #Phreak #Friday13th #HalloweenPhreak #HorrorVibes

💚🖤🤍 Something wicked this way slithers…🤍🖤💚 Weaver has emerged in our Sandworm pour — bold black & white stripes with a slime green drip. A hauntingly Phreaky combo, ready to crawl into your collection 👻 #Phreak #Weaver #Sandworm #HalloweenPhreaks #SpookySeason #StayPhreaky

👻 THIS OR THAT!? Who’s your Halloween pick? 🔒 Kaige — knotted, caged & locked into dark desire 🐉 Dovah — the dragon of legends, scaled for ultimate fantasy Drop your answer below ⬇️ #Phreak #Kaige #Dovah #HalloweenToys #StayPhreaky #MonsterVsMonster #SpookySeason

⚡ The wait is over… That Creepy Close-Up? 👀 It was none other than Brutenstein — stitched, scarred, and bolted together in true Phreaky fashion. 🧟♂️🔩 Did you guess right, or did Brutenstein give you a shock? ⚡👻 #Phreak #Brutenstein #PhreakyReveal #MonsterMash #StayPhreaky

Signature Splicer vs Sandworm Splicer 🕷️⚡ Double the creature, double the chills in this black-out Halloween scene. Which side are you on? #Phreak #Splicer #Sandworm #Halloween2025 #SpookySeason #MonsterMood #AutumnNights #FantasyToys #StayPhreaky #HandmadeMagic

💡 I think Autumn has to be the favourite season here at Phreak! 🍂 What's your favourite season and why? 🤔 #Autumn #Fall #SpookySeason #Phreak #PhreakyFaves

From Tail… to Egg 👽✨ The Weaver legacy deepens with the arrival of the Ovomorph—our newest nightmare hatched from the darkness. Smooth, strange, and a little too inviting… do you dare find out what’s waiting inside? 🫣 #PhreakClub #Weaver #StayPhreaky #AlienFantasy #SciFiPleasure #CosmicHorror

🔍 Creepy Close-Up 👀 A Phreaky monstrosity has been caught in the spotlight… but who could it be? 🕷️🩸 Take your best guess, Phreaks — can you name this toy from just a zoomed-in glimpse? #Phreak #StayPhreaky #GuessTheToy #CreepyCloseUp #HalloweenPhreaks

Spooky season essentials: matching nails, autumn leaves, and a monster in hand 👻🍁⚡️ Brutenstein never looked so good! #Phreak #Brutenstein #FantasyToys #StayPhreaky #SpookySeason #Halloween2025 #AutumnAesthetic #HandmadeMagic #MonsterMood

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #A gruesome thing of beauty, a chilling supplier of joy…" Our Phreaky little monster never fails to delight 🖤👻 The Mummy is serving joyful horror this season, and our reviewers are living for it. #Phreak #TheMummy #Halloween #StayPhreaky #CustomerLove #SpookySeason #SiliconeArt #Spooky

🌽🥕 Harvest season is here 🍂 Our Phreaky garden is in full bloom — carrots, corn, and a whole lot of pleasure waiting to be picked. 😉 Who’s ready for a bountiful harvest? #Phreak #StayPhreaky #AutumnVibes #HarvestSeason #FantasyToys #FallPhreaks

👽 The people have spoken… and Weaver has won the battle against Splicer! 🩸 Our extra-terrestrial terror reigns supreme this Halloween — but don’t worry, Splicer will still be lurking in the shadows. 👻 #PhreakClub #Weaver #Splicer #StayPhreaky #HalloweenPhreaks

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