Someone remind me to check if zalando has robes because warm weather is coming and I need a light weight robe And aprons. I need a cute apron.

Went on a tapas date last night followed by a leisurely walk and sitting on his balcony smoking, drinking, eating strawberries and grapes, and chatting about all sorts of stuff 🥰🥰🥰

I can't use the word "prepared" on Sheer because it contains "prepa" wtf is "prepa" - do I even want to know what that's a banned word???

"i love your humor" thanks i'm autistic and queer 🤠🌈 #artshop #bsnm #stickers #relatable

I could not find a correlation between my surprised/shocked/wtf face cover photos and higher views tbh, I'm a bit disappointed.

I think your content is amazing and high quality. The longer videos allow for scene setting, which adds a further dimension to the scene ❤️❤️❤️

ya know what I didn't plan for today? going to get tested taking 4 hours (including travel, which was only ~15 minutes each way) Four. Hours. I did not have time for that non-sense today! I got work to do!

thank you to @peepshowtoys.bsky.social for sponsoring our upcoming clothing swap in Las Vegas on April 25th! the event is FREE for SWers. We'll have raffle prizes, food, and lots of friends RSVP here: swaidvegas.org/swap

in case you’re curious about what kind of geek I am, I’m over here scrolling thru my YouTube videos trying to determine if me making a silly face in the thumbnail gets me more views or not… while high 😆👩🏻‍💻😮‍💨

I remember being a new content creator back in 2009 and thinking that 10 minutes was a long video. I started with 3-5 minute long videos and stayed doing that for years. Then 5-10 minutes. Then 10+ minutes, where I stayed for probably the last like... 8ish years, I think?

I did it! 4 videos filmed, including an "oops, how did this end up as a 40 minute long video" 😆🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve got a limited amount of filming time today so going to try to make the most of it! It’s not even 10am and all I need to do is put on lipstick and an outfit to be 100% shoot ready 😆

I’m so lucky. I’ve got an amazing wife @cassiecummings.bsky.social and a good boy boy toy that both shower me with affection and fill me with such happiness 🥰🥰🥰

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Kyno by @ppsculptors.bsky.social is a semi-realistic grind pad that has some light, though stimulating, texture. It was comfortable to grind against, even with my labia spread open (which sometimes feels very uncomfy to me) watch my review here: youtu.be/BA17Ltf5Gbw

one of the things I love about @humptoy.bsky.social is that all of their dildos come standard with a suction cup base. Joy is their most heavily textured dildo, and both Cassie & I tested this one out Read my review here: sydneyscreams.com/humptoy-joy-...

after seeing Shunga vibrators at a couple of sex toy trade shows, I really wanted one! I finally purchased one, and it's the star of today's new video review. Watch my review of the Shunga Sanya g-spot vibe here: youtu.be/tOt9tc3wQb8

Big titty babes don’t want bras, they want mech suits with built-in breast support

"i'm a genuine buyer... contact me on telegram" if you were a genuine buyer, you wouldn't be contacting me on a clip site, where you could just... buy the content. trying to make sex workers jump through hoops to make money is literally scum behavior and nothing can convince me otherwise.

seeing all the cool raffle prizes that @swaidcollective.bsky.social received from sponsors for the clothing swap is giving me some serious FOMO 😭 I hope ya'll have a great time!!! I wish I could be there!

Pro tip: when baking cookies from scratch, pre-scoop and freeze at least half, or more, of the dough so you can have fresh baked cookies any time 😉 🧑🏻‍🍳🧑🏻‍🍳🧑🏻‍🍳

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I watched it this morning. Hot and sexy and so full of love 💖💖💖

french coast in a sea side hotel with a man who can lift me AND we're going to film a scene together? don't mind if I do~

if capitalism wasn't such a thing, I'd probably be far less likely to be like "hey, here's how you can monetize your hobby" the weight of capitalism on our lives is crushingggggg

These photos of Earth from the Artemis II are truly stunning, and they put a lot of our petty problems into perspective:

trying to find people who are weak for these curves do you know anyone? 👀

I love getting touched like this 🥵😈 with @azpornstar.com

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I wanna fuckin' tear you apart 😈😈

why would you want to resist when I'm so tempting?~

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This is the kind of work meeting I need. ❤️

Thank you for the kind words - this put a big smile on my face 🥰💜 You got this!! You’re going to kick ass today

10/10 will study Dutch with Shanna 😍😍😍

Helloooo seriously My enby validity isn't distressed at all by my endless curves

A full Resolute Desk style message directed to our nation's males and the great crisis afflicting multiple generations: the critically rizzless intro message

Who doesn't?

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never once, in the entire history of The Internet, have I ever once felt inclined to respond to a DM, email, or any other form of online communication that just says “hey”

hey you! charge your vibrators.

who wishes they could join us? @cassiecummings.bsky.social

if there’s one thing that all big tiddy babes can agree on, it’s the joyous feeling of freedom after taking off your bra after a long day at work

if there’s one thing that all big tiddy babes can agree on, it’s the joyous feeling of freedom after taking off your bra after a long day at work

new neighbors are having a party, and i am fairly certain that they are playing dj khaled songs. exclusively. 😅😭

I cleaned up the disaster area I created while filming today, so now I can smoke a bowl as a lil treat

I have all these ideas for cumflation videos I want to film but my wife isn’t here to help me put on the belly 😭 no cumflation filming today I guessssss 😭😭😭

on the plus side… leftover pizza break time! 😆🥳🍕

Apparently today is “Sydney Films The Most Complicated Videos Possible” day. I’ve been filming since ~10:30am and it’s now 1:40pm, and I’ve made exactly 2 videos that future me is going to hate editing 😂😬 Sorry future self!! Good luck!

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