Happy Tuesday, and Good morning! We have been running around a bit this morning getting all these cute customs ready for photos, and getting our day started! But we are finally on to making more cute monsters for the day! 😆

Plz forgive the shoddy picturing but THE SWEEPER-INSPIRED COCK FROM @bardtoys.bsky.social HAS ARRIVED! It looks so very nice, and I love the stickers sm🙂‍↕️

We have made every thing order while we were on break, and dropped off shipping! So officially we are caught back up! So we went ahead and restocked our custom slots for the week, and are going to rest for the evening! 😁 Medium Grick, Near Clear 31, Rainbow Shimmer UV! Drop TBA

Arcane Hand, Tight Version, Full Marble of Lux Gold and Dark Matter!

We are almost done with shipping and then will be finishing up all of our custom pours for the day very shortly! If there is one thing you can be sure of, these bards know how to work hard! 🤣 Medium Dragon Wearable, Marbled fade of Red Thermo, and Black!

Good morning, and Happy Monday! We are getting caught up on customs and shipping from our break today, working hard to make sure no one has to wait any longer than they should! But after today we should be caught back up, and back to regular shipping times! 😁

Medium Dryder, small Direwolf, and large Dark Mantle Tentacle from @bardtoys.bsky.social!! The start of my Limbus Company inspired toys, the bards do absolutely phenomenal work and their toys are a pleasure both to the eyes, and in use! My DMT is the largest toy in my collection atm too lmao 😅

We are finishing up our day in the shop, and heading out for the week! We of course restocked our custom slots, and will be getting a good rest to get ready for the next two months of things! 😁 Large Dark Mantle, Soft firmness, Marbled swirl of Nebula, and Enchanted!

Medium Mage Hand, soft custom, suction base, single Color Oracle ultrashift!

From here officially Customs ordered will be made on Monday, and then shipped by next Wednesday! 😁 Medium Thrikreen, Surprise me custom, 3 Color with Glow!

Happy Humpday everyone! We are done with our customs for the morning and working on getting all of our shipping done before we head out of the shop for the week. No worries, orders made this week will get made quickly starting first thing on Monday. 😁 The raffle drawing will still be tomorrow!

We have left the workshop for the day, but will return tomorrow before we go on a short weekend break! Until then we hope you all have a lovely night! X-Large Grick, Goblin lock custom, Soft, Highlight of Oracle over Seawitch!

Gravel the Goblin stroker, Tight Bumps Internals, Full Marble of Fable and Blood Red!

Today is going to be another struggle of which videos to show, as we actually made videos of 5 of them! 😅 Large Shadow Demon, Soft firmness custom Marbled fade of Oracle Ultrashift and Fuchsia

Happy Tuesday. And Good morning everyone! Its Near Clear start day! And we are starting with a set of Moonlight pours (cause if you didnt know we really like them). Along with a good few customs we are going to get poured for shipping tomorrow! 😁

We had a lovely day in the shop, made a bunch of customs, shipped lots of things. We also restocked our custom slots before the left the shop for the day! We wanted to end with a rainbow, cause more of those please. Small Barbarian, Custom Reverse Rainbow glow fade!

We got a shipment of Near Clear in today, so we are officially ready to start pouring fun shimmery see through toys for the next drop tomorrow! 😁 XX-Large Centaur, Super soft custom, Goblin Lock, Marbled fade of Mana, and Dark Matter.

We have been nominated in a few categories a few Alt Star Awards! A big thank you to @AltPornNet, and everyone that nominated us! For Best Sex toy, Best Sex Toy Sculpt, and Best Butt Toy! We would appreciate your votes, and will be voting daily for our favorites too! 😁

Happy Monday and Good Morning! We have a shorter week ahead of us, as we will be out of the workshop later in the week. But no worries we will make everything ordered before Wednesday and get them shipped! 😁 Aside from that, new near Clear pours starting later this week!

new NSFW review up: dark mantle tentacle by @bardtoys.bsky.social ! groundbreaking: i, a known very kinky furry, really like a tentacle insertable citadark.neocities.org/xblog/rev/da...

We Finally hit 7k Followers here on Bluesky, so we wanted to do a giveaway exclusively here! So our normal setup then! Win a custom pour on a XS-L toy from our lineup. You have to follow us (or be following), Like, And Repost to enter! Winner(s) will be selected on 5/14/26, Rules to follow!

We are ending our week! We restocked custom slots for the weekend, and are off for a short rest! Go us a favor and take care of eachother this weekend, and remember you are worth it! 🥰 XX-Large Dire Wolf, Suction Base custom, Rainbow glow Fade.

Okay I think this is actually my favorite ultrashift color... until I see the next one 😅 Small Dragon Wearable, Single color Custom Peacock ultrashift!

Almost ready to run to the post office ! We always try to make sure things get moving as quickly as possible, why should you have to wait longer for your toys? 😁 Medium Firbolg, Goblin Lock Custom Marbled swirl of Astral, Aztec, and Astral, with a white sky Blue Glow drip

Happy Friday, and Good Morning! The weekend is almost here everyone! We hope that you have some good plans, even if that is just relaxing! We have a shipping day today, in which we will flood the world with more monsters from bardland! 😁 And if you didnt see we started a giveaway yesterday!

This picture was hard to take (they are huge) but look how pretty ✨️ @bardtoys.bsky.social

This ends another day for the bards, we have some free spaces in the queue for making tomorrow, and will return soon! Have a good night everyone and please take care out there! Small Dragontail, super soft custom Marbled fade of Liquid fire, Apple and Fable

Medium Rakshasa, Single color custom, Super soft, Fuchsia.

Now that we have made our giveaway announcement. Its time for more custom videos! Large Owlbear, Marbled fade split, of Ruby, Blossom and Hazelnut!

We Finally hit 7k Followers here on Bluesky, so we wanted to do a giveaway exclusively here! So our normal setup then! Win a custom pour on a XS-L toy from our lineup. You have to follow us (or be following), Like, And Repost to enter! Winner(s) will be selected on 5/14/26, Rules to follow!

Good Morning and Happy Thursday! We have been having a nice relaxing week in Bardland, making monsters and sending them on their way. Its not often that we are so ahead that we get to think about future releases, but thats whats going on! 😁

Another day completed for the Bards, and we made every custom ordered before today! So its off to D&D for these two, and to relax some! Have a good night everyone! XX-Large Harpy Bust, Rainbow glow fade, with White Violet glow splatter!

Large Chaos Beast, soft firmness custom, Marbled fade of Enchanted, Turquoise, and Cloud!

We had a few customs from yesterday we thought were really pretty, so its time to show them off. Medium Grick, Marbled fade of Ambrosia, and Nebula, with a Cloud Drip!

Happy Humpday everyone, and good morning! We are deep into the process of shipping out customs from earlier in the week already! And we may have already gotten all customs poured for the day! This is gonna be a good day! 😁

I got new toys from @bardtoys.bsky.social and I'm so excited 😭 #hugedildos #fantasydildos #wanderingbard #monsterdildo

We ended our day, having made almost all of our customs, and will be back tomorrow for a shipping day! We hope you all have a lovely night, and please do us a favor, Take Care! Large Yuanti, Custom, Marbled fade Full Marble of Green glow, Dark Matter, Peacock, and Deep Sea!

X-Small Mage Hand, Super soft custom, BlueVeil, Liquid Fire, and Seawitch!

Now on to the videos for the day! Medium Astarion,Medium Firmness Suction base custom, Full Marble of Scarab, Dark Matter and Seawitch

Good morning, Happy May 5th! We are beginning the task of planning for our next drop, which means making plans for Near Clear pour sets! We have lots of big things on the horizon, like the alt stars, Anthrocon here in Pittsburgh, and Summer! Its about to get busy! 😁

We have restocked our custom slots for the week. And finished the first day of the week! Now its off to rest and get ready for another day of adventures! Take care of eachother! X-Small Centaur, Surprise me pour, Purple, Blue Green, and Purple with a Holo drip!

Medium Kobold, Split of Lavender and Fable

We really liked this whole set. And thought they looked cute together so one set in a video! Small Soft, Dryad, Shadow Demon and Firbolg. In Fablr, Enigma, and Arcane, and all with an Aztec Drip! 😁

Good morning and Happy Monday! There were a good few orders over the weekend from the drop so we are making sure to get them all boxed up and out the door today! Aside from that we are making a bundle of customs, and partying the way bards do! 😁

We are calling it a week everyone! We restocked our custom slots for the weekend, and headed out of the workshop! We hope you have a lovely weekend! X-Small Astarion, Marbled swirl split of white and Frost, with a midnight base and Abyss splatter!

All of our drop orders have been officially given over to the post, and are on their way home! Safe travels monsters! Medium owlbear, soft Custom with Goblin Lock, Marbled fade of Blood red, Aztec, and Black!

We are most of the way through shipping everything out of the shop, so it shouldnt be long until everyone has an email with a tracking number! 😁 Small Dark Mantle, Super soft custom, of Deep Sea and Enchanted.

Good morning, and Happy Friday! First let us say thank you to everyone that came to check out our drop last night! We appreciate your support! There are lots of cuties still! We are just finishing up custom pours for the morning, and are getting right into shipping all these orders! 😁

And our drop is live everyone! Happy Hunting! We will be back in the workshop tomorrow to ship out all the orders from tonight. Have a great night! Of course it helps a lot for people to share, and spread the word, and let people know about our drop! 😁

Our preshop is live in the store everyone! Remember it will all show as sold out until it goes live at 6PM ET!