I've finally deactivated my twitter account. It's frustrating asf since that's where I started, but it was destroying my mental state and I just couldn't do it anymore

I'm sorry I don't talk much. My anxiety/'tism has an iron grip on my social skills 😅 But I wanted to take the time to say thank you to everyone for enjoying my work so far. I appreciate it so much ❤️

Here's a model I finished recently. Baphomet! ❤️

Fans of textured toys and creepy friends rejoyce! The Parasite is joining our line-up starting tomorrow!! This incredible model was created by Monster Smash, sculpted by the incredible @scaledsin.bsky.social! We adopted this cutie when they closed and we're FINALLY bringing it back!!

Saved another stinky lad from being bullied by jackdaws. Wobbly fledgling with no tail feathers. Fell asleep in the car on the way to the rescue centre 🩷

Made it my goal to find a fly agaric mushroom this year, and despite searching a few forested areas I couldn't find any. Where did I find this one? 20 metres from my house 😅

Hmmmm! And old but familiar face making it's way to our shop this October (finally!)

It's been a hot minute since I last posted, but I'm still alive and slowly working through comms. I get super sleepy during this time of the year so I'm sorry for the lack of posts/messages 😭 Here's a bunch of mushrooms I found after our recent storm 💜

Time for the reveal! This started as one idea and built into three different models slowly! Welcome the Dark Mantle, Tentacle, and Plug! Which will all be released together on Sept 25th with our new drop! 😁 And help us thank @scaledsin.bsky.social for this lovely sculpt!

Hellion is here! I've been insanely excited for this release! 😁

Juicy fades!!!

Had some great weather last week, and found a cave!

Things have been a bit hectic recently, but I've almost finished moving into my new place! Feeling a lot safer after a small fire spooked tf out of me at my previous shared accommodation 😭

Yiisssss more tenta buddies! I'm so glad they loved it! 💜

Vetti's Honey Pot is finally here! 😍

The first of our shop anniversary toys is here for your eyes to behold! This is Vetti's Stinger! This grinder based on her waspy tail comes in two sizes (small and large) and will debut in this Friday's shop drop! The tail was sculpted by the incredible @scaledsin.bsky.social

We promised some detailed close ups of the next model coming to the Bard workshop, and dont want to miss that chance for a sneak peek! Hope you like this creatures lovely details! 😁

🫣 why is Celia so beautiful

Sorry to ask, but could we start a happy thread? Had a week from hell and I just want a break. Could be pretty images or pets, anything really

Stained glass 😍

Only posting here from now on. Seeing yet more thieving faak accounts on X creeping around my posts.

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Oh, we might have just gotten some new models in from @scaledsin.bsky.social and are very, very excited for the next few months! 😁 Let's just say we are suckers for the things they sculpt! Large Dragonsheath, custom Marbled fade of Oracle and Blue veil, with a Neon Purple drip!

So nice to get some photos with our new award 🤩 Thank you so much to the @bazowie.bsky.social Awards and the wonderful people that supported us and our work 🥹 A special thank you to @scaledsin.bsky.social as well for this wonderful design 🥰

Here is my website link for those that are looking for it! cllovecrafts.myshopify.com

The full measurement sheet for the Rakshasa was just handed over to me, so I wanted to make sure I posted it for everyone to see as soon as possible! 😁

BIG HECKIN' KITTY 💖💖 QUITE possibly some of my finest work!

YESSSS I LOVED SCULPTING THESE GUYS ❤️❤️

How would Everyone feel if I started a ko-fi or something similar to help the shop deal with the fire? Anyone who donated would receive a permanent 20% OFF Code you could use as often as you like😉. Just playing with ideas, if you have any I'd love to hear them😊

Whole bunch of new followers today! Helloooo!

Happy Pride everyone! 🌈❤️

Ugh.. depression is hitting me hard now that I'm back in the UK 😞

Not an entry, but looook! 💖

Thank you so much, everyone, for voting for us for 2025 Best Sex Toy by @altpornnet.bsky.social! We wouldn't have been able to win without all of you, your support, and love! This means so much to us, we are still in shock a little bit, but so happy!

Thank you!!!! Second year in a row! I’m so thankful for everyone ❤️ Congrats to all the other nominees and winners! ❤️❤️❤️ @altpornnet.bsky.social

An absolutely HUGE thank you to everyone who voted and believed in me. I'm still shaking off my nerves 😅

Hanging out with the awesome @ppsculptors.bsky.social @bardtoys.bsky.social @pleasureforge.bsky.social @shopdad.bsky.social ❤️❤️

*boss music plays*

Dating profile man with fish picture but it's a dildo and we are at @altpornnet.bsky.social Altstar Awards.

Just cast the worlds biggest indie toy with this mold for @bardtoys.bsky.social. Come give it a hug at our booth for the @altpornnet.bsky.social 2025 AltStar Awards 😘

Voting is still open! Get them in while you still can! 😊

Even though we have lots of models waiting for printing. And it has been a moment since a new release. What if we teased our next new model? 🤭 It's probably a few months out, but we are so excited about this next model by @scaledsin.bsky.social!

Playing some Doom Eternal as prep for the release tomorrow, and seeing all the goopy flesh tentacles with eyes and teeth made me realise just how much I miss sculpting horror-styled models 😞

Tattoo sleeve being finished today 👀👀

Get your votes in for these models! 🎉

Whole bunch of new followers today! Helloooo!

Thank you so much for nominating me this year! 5 models across 4 categories including best 3D Asset Designer! ❤️

Laphwing has no shame. These fantasy toy models look extremely close to existing designs on the market. These look like: #1 - Sqwee from Tentickle Toys #2 - Chrysalid from Pleasure Forge #3 - Tellus from Paladin Pleasure Sculptors #4 - Orochi from Bad Dragon Among many others...