Fun fact! Amasai's model is based on the OC of the same name provided by Nell! @ashes-n-embers.bsky.social

We all love a Goopenis! But how big is a Goopenis? Will it fit right when shoved up your orifice of choice? Here's a helpful size chart to figure it out!

Did you know that Turtildo has sizes?!

I heard you like measurements, here's Amasai's!

Some softies! (Ssshhhhh! they're sleeping!)

A few little guys for your (Australian) Monday morning!

Guess it's time to start posting some crisp pics of pretty penises!

Here at Bedroom Bonanza you can always expect the highest quality toys and also the occasional fuck up! Like ordering 250 care cards that all read "ITEM DEATILS". But you know what they say "perfect is the enemy of good enough"! And these are certainly good enough!

Fun fact! Bedroom Bonanza never has and never will use or support the use of generative AI in any capacity! Fuck gen AI! All artwork, toys, advertisements and literally everything on this store is made BY HUMANS, FOR HUMANS!

Fun fact! Bedroom Bonanza never has and never will use or support the use of generative AI in any capacity! Fuck gen AI! All artwork, toys, advertisements and literally everything on this store is made BY HUMANS, FOR HUMANS!

And here's a video of the janky ass gif that's less janky! (Music: "Feather Duster - Silvermansound")

New header pic, fresh from Barry Bandanza's desk!

With the Goopenis, Turtildo and Amasai models now introduced, that's everything that'll be available on the store at launch! I'd like to thank everyone who's followed the page so far and shown their support! I'd love to know what toy you're most excited for and what colours you'd like to see!

Fun fact! Barry Bandanza is five red apples tall! How many apples tall are you?

Fun fact! While Amasai is the third and final model available at launch, there are plans to expand the catalogue of toys as the store grows!

Introducing Bedroom Bonanza's third model "Amasai"! This model will be available when the Bedroom Bonanza store goes live!

Fun fact! The legally distinct mutant turtle man's catchphrase is "Bunga-Kunga"! (All models pictured are 00-50 "medium" firmness)

Introducing Bedroom Bonanza's second model the "Turtildo"! This model will be available when the Bedroom Bonanza store goes live!

Fun fact! A gathering of Goopenises is called a "Glorp"! (All toys pictured are 00-30 "soft")

Introducing the "Goopenis"! This model will be available when the Bedroom Bonanza store goes live!

Fun fact! While Amasai is the third and final model available at launch, there are plans to expand the catalogue of toys as the store grows!

With the Goopenis, Turtildo and Amasai models now introduced, that's everything that'll be available on the store at launch! I'd like to thank everyone who's followed the page so far and shown their support! I'd love to know what toy you're most excited for and what colours you'd like to see!

Introducing Bedroom Bonanza's third model "Amasai"! This model will be available when the Bedroom Bonanza store goes live!

Fun fact! The legally distinct mutant turtle man's catchphrase is "Bunga-Kunga"! (All models pictured are 00-50 "medium" firmness)

Introducing Bedroom Bonanza's second model the "Turtildo"! This model will be available when the Bedroom Bonanza store goes live!

Fun fact! A gathering of Goopenises is called a "Glorp"! (All toys pictured are 00-30 "soft")

Introducing the "Goopenis"! This model will be available when the Bedroom Bonanza store goes live!

A little cheeky sneaky peeky of what's on the way 👀

Well this is a great omen!

Bedroom Bonanza is a brand new store selling all kinds of goofy silicone fuck-sticks to shove up your hole of choice! Store Opening soon! And as we always say here at Bedroom Bonanza "Go fuck yourself!"