Get your 4chan, blood-and-soil bullshit outta here!!

It’s a variation on the same “Look what you made us do!” double standard that Republicans are constantly allowed to get away with.

plans for the day

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

Looking at Musk, Rowling, et al. They have more money than God, they could have anything they want, just live happy and care-free lives. But they chose to wallow in misery, and drag everybody else down with them. Abundant wealth really breaks your brain.

When the world is still on fire and lots of things are still terrible, but you’re happy seeing World Cup visitors enjoying your country and having tons of fun: #worldcup #greatamericansleepover

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social Riffs A City Council Meeting: A Thread 🧵

lmao come on

If you think “reaching across the aisle” to break bread and pal around with MAGA types will spare you from their ire… …it won’t.

this is news new york times reporters had months ago, but they suppressed it and kept it out of the paper so they could goose book sales. this should be a scandal but its how modern journalism is conducted now.

Me, watching my last (very dumb) skeet unexpectedly blow up after one (!) reskeet from @kevinmkruse.bsky.social:

Never has there been a more appropriate time to use this picture:

For the first time in my life, I’m experiencing legit NBA compersion.

New York is on one right now!

“Give us healthcare!” “Nah, best I can do is…whatever this shit is.”

idea for the future: sell tickets to the destruction of that fucking ballroom and retire the national debt. an extra fee to actually swing a ball peen hammer myself & knock down a section? Don't mind if I do!

The cop slide is kinda like Thor’s hammer: it reveals those who are worthy and pure of heart.

A society with one trillionaire and millions of people in poverty is something to be deeply ashamed of, actually

i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building

my one Mexico World Cup story is that I was on a summer exchange program in a city in Mexico in 2002 when the US beat Mexico in the knockout rounds in the World Cup everyone on the trip semi-seriously discussed if we should try to find Canadian flags to put on our backpacks the next day

Never, ever change, Scotland. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Please, a permanent moratorium on men who need therapy running the country

English commentators need to stop analysing Northern Ireland through an English lens! When you see anti-immigrant riots in Belfast, Ballymena or Larne and immediately reach for "Britain's far-right problem", you're missing half the story. This isn't just racism. It's loyalist terrorism. 1/

Jalen Brunson: “You’re allowed to think about the worst possible scenario. But you gotta go out there and do something about it.” A good mantra for fighting fascism too.

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week https://theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-her-bunco-group-threw-molotov-cocktails-at-ice-last-week/

German traveler FreddyLA7 went to a game at Jordan-Hare and stopped at a Buc-ee’s at the same day. He went to a Waffle House yesterday. He’s speedrunning the SEC experience.

I grew up in Northern Ireland during the conflict. I was nearly murdered once and hospitalised twice. I covered the Troubles as a reporter. Be in no doubt: this is frightening & real. Violence in Northern Ireland is of a type that folk in England, Scotland and Wales don’t understand. This scares me.

It's easy to shrug off the idiots claiming that the incredibly accomplished politician Spencer Pratt was cheated out of a rightful win in Los Angeles. But they're going to make these same claims in November, so we need to carpet bomb this conspiracy out of existence right now.

We should bring back "swallow their frame" for election counting. It's on the GOP to show evidence of election malfeasance, not on us to defend the idea that counting ballots takes time. Just say "they're trying to disenfranchise voters"

REMEMBER WHEN VOTING: Many of the bills passed by this admin cutting funding to social aid programs and various agencies, etc do not go into effect until *after* the mid-terms in Nov. That's by design to help them retain seats in congress before the shit hits the fan. Vote accordingly.

It breaks my heart to see Kap’s continued heel turn to AI evangelism. Slop with a vaguely social justice sheen is still slop.

We have officially wrapped shooting on MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments. We can't wait to show you all what we've cooked up in the not-too-distant future.

right now, if you scratch anyone on the right, election conspiracies pour out. literally everywhere. in the anti-abortion movement, in Christian nationalism, in the police, in constitutional sheriffs, in fight clubs, in southern racists. it's like the One Ring to bind them all.

Knicks fans getting ready to unleash the longest, loudest and filthiest string of curse words ever heard by human ears:

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

Been laughing at this for 45 minutes straight

The sinking feeling we have that none of these guys will ever spend a night in prison lies in the fact that, deep down, we know that if Democrats retake power and hint at prosecutions, Republicans will threaten violence and Dems will likely back down. The implication of that can't be understated.

I think I posted it before but the Canadian accent from this CFL referee is a delight

When I was a teenager, I believed that government should be run like a business. Now I’ve spent 25 years working for a bunch of different businesses & I don’t even think most businesses should be run the way we run businesses

Thinking of X as the comments section on Elon Musk's personal blog is a reasonably accurate model.

Literally me after reading that ivermectin is highly effective at combating screwworm

Super cool that the grandfather I grew up in a house with,who wouldn't even talk about his time in France during WWII because of the horrors, fought for a country whose defense secretary is now IRL Hitlerposting from Normandy on the anniversary of D-Day.

Apropos of nothing in particular: stop whatever you’re doing and treat yourself to one of these:

A reminder: anti-racism is not “reverse racism.” Pointing out continuing forms of harm, exclusion, discrimination, violence, policing, and dispossession targeting people of colour is not “racism” against white people. The only people who benefit from this lie are those invested in white supremacy.

I once got drunk on 4 loko and tried to fight a tree. Never got drunk and got a Nazi tattoo.

“There may be.” FFS. Forget the flags. I have a literal masters degree in public health, I’m an actual union leader (in my second term as chapter president,) I’m a college professor, and a reproductive health advocate. And people are quibbling over if he abused his exes enough to be disqualifying.

It's time for my annual reminder that if your library is doing Pride stuff and you like it, go ahead and let them and their bosses know you like it, because the people who *don't* like it definitely are

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.