Shocking literally no one. He's notorious (and that's why 47 nominated him for AG) Where are the criminal complaints, BTW?

2025 has been a long, strange year. On the cool news front, FuelArc was born! It's just me, a bitter old auto enthusiast. We hit 250,000 readers (!!!) We got cited by MotorTrend, The Guardian, and the LA Times (to name a few). CarScoops cited me as "Mr/Ms Leadfoot" which tickled my funnybone.

This is what they took from us.

And to think, I usually use gin to subtract memories, not add them

We seem to be engaged in a secret war... or several, if you can call whatever is going on the Caribbean a war and not just random acts of murder

Turns out, nothing is more American than destroying fascism www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...

Being reposted by actual journalists delights me (and blows my mind a little bit)

Qing dynasty cats were CHAWNKY

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

If you just *focus* on Dutch and say the words out loud as English words, you can *sort of* speak Dutch. I agree with Ton, as usual.

"Tiktok journalist" sounds like a weirdly long-winded way of saying "journalist" to me.

I am so *thoroughly* sick of ever tech oligarch trying to steal The Lord of the Rings from me. I will brawl everyone all at once to prove that Eowyn is actually bisexual (and like all of us had a brief period of Viggo Mortensen obsession)

Woof. Somebody is losing their holiday bonus. fuelarc.com/evs/electric...

This is what folks are typing into Google to find my articles, and I couldn't be more stoked about it:

It's been a hard year, have a smiling coyote

I sometimes check my stats on Google, and it gives me these gems: What's the top thing folks type into Google to find our stuff, other than the FuelArc name? "Subaru Lesbians" YES. YESYESYES~! Our readers are COOL

😬

Seeking the mythic 5th Loko

This is me, right now, with the Christmas treats

"As part of the peace deal, Ukraine will be forced to enjoy a dual-purpose leash/noose that Vladimir Putin will be entrusted with for safekeeping." - there, fixed it.

This is the human race's 2025 experience:

One of my dogs looks just like this asshole and I don't know how to explain, her goofy personality matches her face *so well*

If y'all haven't watched Sinners, treat yourself. Watch Sinners.

Fashion-sky pleases me so.

The numbers here are worth interrogating. The Zhao pardon cost $800K to facilitate, with a $6m commission for success. Zhao owed $15 million in fines, $4,300 million ($4.3b) in restitution. ~10% of his net worth. $6 million to erase all that? You'd be a fool to NOT bribe the president's son.

Going into 2026 with this exact vibe.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

That time of year again!

Can we name a street after him?

Do yourself a favor and subscribe to any group where Cybertruck owners post. It's *hilarious*

Ope...! fuelarc.com/cars/las-veg...

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

They're stealing this man's Christmas groceries on camera. Just *imagine* the thuggery they're engaged in when the cameras aren't rolling. ICE agents got a blank check to commit any crime they like, and if the recruiting ads are any sign, they're aiming for the "racist convicted ex-cop" hire.

Sherrilyn: *unfurls the receipts*

This happened at 5MPH. How is the Cybertruck *this* bad at trucking?

Wishing a merry christmas to all, but a merriest christmas to whoever swaddled this possum

I'm live-watching the Paul-Joshua fight. Holy fuck, what a scene, Paul was DOA out of the gate, what a clown. The clowncaster says in minute one that Jake Paul only needs to avoid the professional boxer's *jab*, so like get ready to eat a shit salad sandwich. Joshua is playing with his food here.

Merry Christmas y'all... I think?

This Wikipedia article is *bananas*, 12th century fan-fic explaining how Gaelic society was actually central to Ancient Egyptian Pharonic power. Some smartie on bsky shared it, and I love seeing such smart and cryptic things. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scota

still my favorite christmas post

Year Progress Bot believes in me

I think if William Gibson makes fun of you, you can't be cyberpunk, so that's just one more thing the Cybertruck can't do

Merry Christmas, I guess.

Me: Do you have any books about turtles? Librarian: "Hard back?" Me: "Yeah, with little heads."

Bloomberg's coverage of the Tesla door handle defect deaths is making the rounds... it's great, but I do need to correct one fact. They weren't first to quantify it, I beat them to the punch by about 7 months (but who's counting!) Glad it's covered tho! fuelarc.com/news-and-fea....

If the DOGE rodeo taught me anything, it's that competence is by no means a given.

May I recommend a subscription to @theonion.com print edition as a holiday gift, because their ads continue to rule

The SecState does an excellent impression of a guy flying high on cocaine.