Seiya you beautiful, beautiful man

At least he finally dropped Bregman in the order! Baby steps

Fucking Pete lololol

Fucking Zlatan 🤣

The answer to the question that nobody asked: what if Civ met Mortal Kombat? 😂😂😂

Dodgers fans are never beating the allegations smh

Reach right to save lives. The Dutch Reach uses your far hand to open your car door, forcing you to pivot and check for oncoming cyclists. 🚴 It’s simple. It’s common sense. Let’s keep each other safe this summer! @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social

In today's newsletter I talked some about those Giants pitchers who decided to put their bigotry on full display on Friday night. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

MY 2B PEDRO. MY SS NICO. MY WALK OFF SHRIMP. CUBS IN 9

Istfg if Shaw walks this off

Fucking bailed out there, yeesh

Good AB Seiya

Fuck

Damn it, Ollie

Can we at least let Conforto take the field at SS in the top of the 9th? I'd at least like to laugh a little bit about today's game

Thielbar fucking sucks this year too

#THIS (Is this still a thing?)

Nice running, Mo!

I just had to fucking bookmark this. My own goddamn skeet

Can't spell phantom IL without Phil Maton

PCA coming into today since moving into the leadoff spot on 5/23: .349/.412/.651 with 6 HR, 6 2B, 1 3B, and 4 SB. Good for a .452 wOBA and a 192 wRC+. Adds up to 1.9 fWAR with his defensive contributions (tops in all MLB for batters)

Hate is a bit of a strong word but ketchup is just a boring ass condiment. Even if I don't go full Chicago for a hotdog it's still likely to just be mustard, grilled onions, and maybe relish. Burgers? Tomato slice is superior. Fries? I'll just eat plain if it's the only dipping sauce available

Of course Shaw is patrolling right on Pride Night

If a player defaced these with a Sharpie like those Giants pitchers did the Pride caps, said that they truly believed the flag has been improperly coopted in ways they don't agree with, and then said "there's no hate at all" do you think it'd get the same shrug those guys got? Feel like no!

Send the Scots to Chicago. We got handshakes for them.

If the Giants are letting Happ and Busch pull off a double steal they might as well just pack it up the rest of the year 🤣🤣🤣

They're all trying to emulate a particular thing that the Dodgers do better than anybody else. For example: Padres - spending money on their roster Giants - displaying blatant homophobia and bigotry D'backs - playing in the NL West Rockies - employing Paul DePodesta

"The Blue Album" 🤣🤣🤣

Read a book, you dork www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...

It's like the spirit of Aubrey Huff still haunts the clubhouse at 24 Willie Mays Plaza

Gotta say I'm pretty fucking pleased with how this one turned out. Might be my best one yet

I can fix him

US fans: it can't be like before Gio: it won't be baby I promise it'll be different US fans: [on the phone to their friends] I think he's really changed!

When art urinates life

Never going to beat the doesn't use seasoning accusations

I don't know. Seems like that might be an issue

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I haven't seen lightning like this in forever

Well Chicago, we had a good run. It was nice knowing some of you

What was learned is that their FO thought Vandersloot was more important to the future of the franchise than Reese.

I can't quite put my finger on it but this game looks like it's gonna be hella fun to play

oh my god they literally just did this

And there are those that said Andrelton didn't carry a big stick smh

Alex Bregman is everything that doomer Cubs fans thought Alfonso Soriano was.

Wtaf 😯😫

I’m a Toronto baseball fan for today. 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Hilarious coming from Illinois' Comptroller

You better believe if the city had figured out how to give the bears a bunch of money for a new stadium, Susan Mendoza would be on the other side of this issue