block immediately everyone

This rule was implemented in 2022, in anticipation of Ohtani signing with the Dodgers

This just popped into my head and I have to get it out before it drives me insane Bichette to the Mets sung to the tune of Benny and the Jets

Tucker to the Dodgers?

With a hat tip to @mtsw.bsky.social for his posts about messaging and editing, I made this (very rough) example of what such an ad might look like.

No sense in trying to outlogic evil, but these guys sure do a fucking bad job at making it seem like they need to exist. The more money you invest in it, the worse the fictional problem gets according to them.

Even if you were gullible enough to believe that immigrants are responsible for rampant crime waves that need to be reigned in, wouldn't this imply that ICE has been dogshit at its job this entire time if the situation has only worsened on their watch, as they argue?

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Well!

Maybe the Cubs formerly starting 3rd baseman will skip Cubs Con to attend his funeral too?

I see today's going to be a training day for when it happens 🙏

Cubs legend

I don't know who needs to hear it, but those big train horns jerry rigged to run off of cordless impact drivers are on sale right now, in case you find yourself somewhere where you need to make a lot of noise very quickly. bosshorn.com/products/dew...

Wanted to take a moment to process it all, but I'm dreaming on a Cubs lineup like this: Nico, Breggy, Busch, Seiya, Happ, MoBaller, Pete, Dansby, and catcher. You can move those last 3 around however you like, and I'm okay with the 5-6 guys moving down should performances warrant it

Hang it in the Art Institute of Chicago

Driving home at 1 AM I heard a Milwaukee host belittling that. "It's still cheese. What, you people don't do microwave nachos?" No, we go to one of Chicago's 2500 bars or Mexican restaurants and do it right, man.

The Catholic church requires an individual to perform two miracles to achieve sainthood. Pope only needs one more

Give this man a lifetime contract. He understands the culture. Ask him how to pronounce Jewel-Osco and he'll respond correctly

Literally won the game because Caleb completed this pass, pal

YUUUUUUUUUUUUP. It's an organizational hurdle that needs to be crossed imo. Little brother beating big brother shit. Only son besting Dad. Iykyk

Fuck. THIS IS CULTURE. Inject it into my veins

Love this! Would love to see it in Chicago too, but it'd be a bunch of locals dancing to "The Cha-Cha Slide (Pt. 2)" and "The Percolator" and that might scare the Gestapo enough to turn it into a massacre. I think "When the Saints Go Marching in" may be a cultural inflection point

Tbf, it only matters when some stodgy old white guy that writes for The Atlantic thinks it matters

Green Bay. It's for Green Bay

friends: the bears beat the packers in the playoffs, and for the second time in a row. in chicago and in front of a once-tortured fanbase this is, unironically and objectively, one of the greatest days in chicago history. what a wonderful, all-time day to be a chicagoan

Like seriously. He threw that ball off one leg into a small window while that leg was getting taken out upon release?!?! Tyson Bagent could never

I'm by no means a football head, but goddamn that throw was beautiful.

As hyped as I am about the Breggy signing, nothing gives me more life than talking shit. Cubs, you'll gwt my heart and attention tomorrow when I wake up. Until then it's FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GREEN BAY

You LOVE* to see it *not Jordan, maybe 🤷‍♂️

“We’re on a mission from God”

I need a video of the Pope doing “Good! Better! Best!” at 5:30am in Rome

Not gonna lie I really don't care about American football in general, but living in and around Chicago for the majority of my life* I will revel at any time I get to talk shit about our weekend getaway destination turned state. Get an NHL team if you want to be taken seriously

You love to see it

My Chicago-based kid lives next to the neighborhood packers bar. There is a phalanx of bears fans outside the exit roasting GB fans as they leave

Alt text: Chicago 31 - Green Bay 27

Is everything coming up ursine in Chicago tonight?!

Frents. We have a winner right here

I'm still gonna talk shit about Jed tho, let's be honest

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whoa

Someone should have done this. If they had we probably would have the most salacious reporting in US history

Multiple Chicago sports teams - 2025

The cynic in me thinks that this is solely to distract from their current 3rd baseman being a featured speaker at the recent Turning Point conference

shot, chaser

CHICAGO: community alert, ICE was spotted again today about an hour or so ago. for anyone who thought they’d fully left chicago, they have absolutely not.

This is also why authoritarians in both parties are so intent on censoring social media. For decades cops murdered with impunity and the press repeated their lies as fact. Now everyone can document abuse and instantly share it with millions of people. That makes those in power scared. Good.

Relieved that MoBaller is still gonna be on the Northside of Chicago after that trade. Now go get a bat, Jedward