Vim is the original escape room

Evanescence, Devil May Cry, AND a recession? The 2000s are back baby

The fact that Orlando has a rail that follows i4 but they don’t wanna open it on the weekends will never stop upsetting

vibe coding allows "ideas guys" to bring their ideas to reality, revealing that their idea kinda sucked

The daily standups will continue until moral improves

nice, an independent image/blob service for atproto (eg, for building a CDN) fwiw, bluesky builds on imgproxy (which is open source), and any of these components could be combined with cheap CDN services like fastly or cloudflare for small indie projects

Take back your attention.

New here! Excited to see how it goes. One of my favorite pieces from last year

*seeing the 100+ vids I sent a friend* man they’re gonna have ALOT to catch up on

Can't wait for 1PasswordWrapped!

I couldn't find any good games for my password manager. So I made one. 1Crossword connects to your 1Password vault and generates a crossword entirely out of your passwords! The crosswords are fun, simple, and great for sharing on social media when you finish. Enjoy!

Dang girl are you an LLM because you’re giving really bad advice

Teach a man to fish He will have a life long fulfilling hobby

I just had to look up a status code and I figured it's a good time to remind people that I made this: httbey.com

"Why are you holding all those bouillon cubes?" You told me to take stock

It’s not bad code if it works and you never have to look at it again

imagine if adding two integers was a terrifying ordeal - the C programming language

I love the mini game of going shopping and avoiding the cell phone sales people while looking for socks

everyday i log onto the cyberbullying app

Sam Altman comes on stage to apologize, admits this was all just a ploy to make a computer powerful enough to play ray tracing at 4K 120FPS without DLSS.

always "it's the hat man!!" never "how *is* the hat man?"

Anyone know where to buy a sturdy trophy shelf? Asking for a friend

Gave my first talk last night and boy was it terrifying but fun!

Santa's been! ciechanow.ski/moon/

Oh god I have to learn what HMAC is now

Look I’m know computers but I also type stuff like “long may he rain” instead of reign

not many developers know this but REST actually stands for HTTP

You wanna be emotionally intelligent but like don’t intellectualize your emotions

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

I realize this battle is lost, but it's really weird when people call downloading data through the official JSON API "scraping"… 🫠

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

ChatGPT created this diagram to help me understand planets and I wanna put it on my fridge like a proud parent

For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

I commit SYNs, not code

Panic! At The GitHub.

Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont... It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.

New #JWST image just dropped 🔭🐡🧪

On the toad again 🐸 Just can’t wait to get on that toad again 🐸

The new movie Wicked isn’t two parts, it just has a REALLY long intermission

A bot makes new issues for expiring certs, so I made a bot that verifies then closes them. The bot wars have begun

My therapist said “your vibes attract your tribes” and he was so real for that

My plantar is a fascist

One day I hope I can be half the engineer my rubber duck is 🙏🏾

Writing automations to close out automations and then throwing my laptop out the window

I try to use Copilot but the code it outputs is so ugly sometimes 😭

Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work