Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

“it’s art, not porn” -guy who hasn’t opened an art history book ever

Sorry I can't come into work I'm evil

I hate seeing any mildy impressive video right now and wondering if it’s AI. This is a huge problem. My ability to simply just enjoy visuals without getting suspicious has been utterly destroyed. Even cute animal videos are AI. I’m like why the F would anyone toy with people’s hearts like that. 😫😫

FROM THE MANGER TO THE CROSS was shot in location in Egypt and Palestine. It was written by Gene Gauntier, who also played the Virgin Mary, and possibly co-directed. The role of women in getting epics onto the American screen has been erased, so let's elevate them again.

Helen Gardiner in CLEOPATRA (1912), which she produced through her own company, starred in and served as costumer. It was one of the very first American narrative features and, along with FROM THE MANGER TO THE CROSS, one of the first American epics.

A mari and stars or snowflakes

What a completely normal thing for a corporation to say (My guess is they aren't lying and it's actually *worse* than Enron)

Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art

Getting all my vaccines and boosters so I can continue to safely never leave the house or see anyone.

I would force a lot of directors to make Phantom of the Opera adaptations. At least two of the ones I want are dead, but my enslaved army of scientists will make quick work of that little hiccup. Or else.

Every AI data centre on earth should be hollowed out and sold for scrap, and everyone who pilfered these photos should be forced to live underground.

Otters + Snow =

just a thought for no particular reason

#cdnpoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #CanadaSky #onpoli #Ontario #NDP #MaritStiles #DougFordFailedOntario #DougFordIsCorrupt

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

Giant male coworker Conservation status: least concern GMC: How are you today? Me: Tired, but okay. GMC: You look tired. Giant male coworker Conservation status: endangered Spoken like a man who is way too comfortable in their marriage.

I spent most of my life thinking I was stupid (now I’m “not stupid,” a big mental upgrade) which meant I never assumed I’d understood anything well enough to not try and look up what it means multiple times. From MIT economist Daron Acemoglu to @arif.bsky.social, experts love simple questions

Incredibly attacked

Don't do the full glam very often anymore. Fun once in a while.

This is the Science Centre all over again. Ford shutters or takes over a public institution because it's near a future transit line and his developer cronies want the land. Or he wants to build a gigantic parking garage to appease his Therme cronies. Or maybe both!

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The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"

Mine is drinking a lot of my very calorie-heavy overcomplicated hot chocolate but this is also good.

Now let's never do it again

Hapoy Halloween darklings

I want to have children, not because I want a family, but because I have a really thick nose hair and one day a million years from now my descendants might grow horns

Just saw a journal listed as "for women" thank god I can finally write down my one thought so i don't forget "find dick" okay done

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers". c'mon

I can’t explain why, but watching “The Shining” is like my comfort food, media-wise.

Alia is one of the best thinkers I know. open.substack.com/pub/therenai...

Anyone can become disabled. Anyone can lose their job. Anyone can become homeless. Anyone can go hungry. These are not moral failings. They can happen in an instant. Most people are far closer to living in poverty than they realize. We must fight for one another & for the most vulnerable.

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

Saw something that @realgdt.bsky.social said the other day, and remembered I had something I started a while ago that I should finish up. I'm so tired of all this.

which moon is sailor moon from

You know that thing where your partner gives all the sperms a name and then you feel really bad about eating them so you just order the veggie burger instead?

Long live the unhinged possum

just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”

Work begins on hidden Neolithic stone circle dig www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

hi, cis folks in california! this headline leaves out that newsom has another 5 days to sign these bills into law. if you’d like to tell him he should do that to protect trans californians, you should to reach out. he also has a phone: (916) 445-2841 want to know what to say? next post! 🧵

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

There might even be a vaccine for asthma to come out of all this. Scientists Are Working on an Mrna Vaccine To Wipe Out Allergies www.vice.com/en/article/s...

The Fort Garry Hotel in Winnipeg is considered to be one of the most haunted place in Canada. From the ghostly guests who remain there, to the haunted Room 202, it is a place with plenty of paranormal happenings. This is the haunted story! 🧵 1/10

how is every single queer erotica collection always welcome to BUCKETS OF GOREFUCK, we are a subversive transgressive indie collection. please read our submission guidelines! Submission Guidelines ▪︎ no gore ▪︎ no fuck ▪︎ no buckets

galaxy class starship keeps rebooting

Mary Pickford transforms in CINDERELLA, complete with glass (well, satin) slippers

We will not see her like again. For any fans who haven’t seen it, a lost charity episode of Keeping Up Appearances youtu.be/HJAUnzXg4sE

Our acts of opposition are powerful and meaningful. Yes, some people see us only as the boogeyman. That’s okay. Monsters exist for a reason. They are warnings to those who stray off the moral path or abandon good sense. Let us be their warning. open.substack.com/pub/satanicf...