why would anyone need to buy them instead of just using AI to read their own fake books

I'm having a productive Saturday morning foretelling my own geriatric years.

I don’t think I’m as scared of *anything* as puffed-chest conservative dudebros are of just riding on the Metro. Go cry at the gym, cowards.

I'm always so relieved when better cycling weather arrives. Today I ran three errands downtown (4km round trip) and was back home in 34 minutes. It would have taken me that long to find parking. #cycleTO

I’m going to add, because I can’t not, that Strasbourg is based on a settlement dating to *12 AD* and is fine having trams in the old city while Brampton was fretting about having them in its 20th-century “historic downtown“

OLP: Ontario Losers, Perennially

Floof patrol reporting for duty!

This is all I can think about when I read these headlines en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_...

I can daydream fine but I can’t make my thoughts verbally cohere and flow so that they convey a narrative to others, I’m a writer by the way

I guess it's appropriate that our contemporary nazis also abuse stimulants? "He booms, pacing back and forth, bouncing from conspiracy to conspiracy. He also seems to be constantly moving the lower half of his mouth."

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

Modern conservatism:

Between this and the whole "the hottest food of 2026 is beans" argument, it really seems like the corporate media is working overtime to manufacture consent and propagandize poverty ahead of everyone but the 1% losing their shirts.

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

The Met Gala was annoying when the world wasn't on fire. Now it just seems like a deranged spectacle by rich deluded sociopaths

If all the worst people can live without shame for their destruction, then the good people should have no shame for creating.

I can't believe these guys are making me use YouTube's Livestream function, to watch Infowars no less

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

82% of the world's CO2 is produced by the billionaires or their companies. 82%. There is no way to tackle climate change without tackling the richest.

Show this to everyone who thinks genAI therapists are a good idea.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)

One of the definitions of humanity is 'always wants to be drawing silly little guys'

Today in Kitchen Injury Innovations, I've dressed my burn in an ice cube and paper towel AYYY 🤌🤌🤌

Bosses watching all this and realizing they can just make people come back to work after active shooter incidents

Yesterday I stabbed myself with an embroidery needle 4 times in a few minutes.

yes BRO YES www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

Let's call this policy what this is. It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs. It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct. It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

could making a serial rapist the figurehead of the modern right have pushed women left? no, it's the hysterical broads who went crazy

I think a lot of podcasters in this vein should be interpreted as “reactionary” in the most literal sense that they are extremely vacuous and form their politics by following trends of resentment against whatever they see on social media

I do think we are long overdue for a reckoning about the pathological lying and double talk built into elite sociality, and watching normal people come to grips with how hard they’ve been rolled is not going to be pretty.

of course you CAN use AI to "write" your book but you run the risk of a lethally derisive colson whitehead materializing in your office to call you a hacky motherfreaker www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

Diversity begets acceptance.

This is why these forms of sexual harassment and abuse at scale work to reinforce men’s dominance. If the woman’s “best” option is to quit, then this pattern of behavior can and IS used to keep women out of certain industries and positions of power and spheres of influence.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Brutal.

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Highly recommend Making Things as a coping mechanism!!!!

i wonder if they check their instagram DMs

We all came to realize this was the answer 6 years ago [albeit for different reasons at the time], and the only mistake we made in the aftermath is we all tried to pretend it wasn't true.

I've played sports all my life. I play hockey that's reserved for women and trans people and it's fine and fun because everyone's chill and treats each other with respect. It's the weird shutins who never interact with trans people OR sports that want to ban them.

Classic Canada to abstain

Rehabbers are brilliant

Mike Harris was hounded out of office before he hit year 7. And an argument could be made he did less damage to the province than Doug Ford.