My new hobby is emailing Evan Solomon weekly with some new AI horror story and asking when he'll actually do his job to "keep Canadians safe". I got one form response to my first message but no reply since. I live in his riding. I will make it my mission to unseat him if he keeps this up.

Growing up on peak Simpsons, Arrested Development, and 30 Rock was amazing. Constantly exposed to 4D, quadruple axel jokes executed with ruthless efficiency.

we are ruled by a class of men incapable of experiencing joy

Saw Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie in a packed room at the Carlton... Best Toronto moviegoing experience since Scott Pilgrim.

In his acceptance speech for award for best screenplay, Ryan Coogler said “when you look at a blank page, think of who you love” and I dunno, that really moved me so I wrote it down and sat it on my desk to look at while I work

All it took was for Trump to say "Canada is our enemy" and all the lemmings jumped off the cliff.

I spent a bunch of the Olympics trying to convince myself it's ok if Americans win things because the athletes aren't the politicians but then Kash Patel parties in the locker room and the White House does this

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

I'm a Nordic model social democrat because well it's proven to work in several countries with decades of evidence. Maybe we should tax the rich and provide services. Just an idea.

There's a screaming lesbian cheating scandal in our parking lot. One of them has a posh English accent. It's all so tawdry and scintillating that I thought I was hallucinating.

Usenet bullies at least used to be relegated to obscure corners of the less-adopted internet but now they're in the White House.

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Imagine turning off this game to watch Trump's pathetic presser. Couldn't be me.

THEODORE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ischemia! At The Lectern

Hate to go all #astrology girlie but this happening within the hour of the exact Neptune and Saturn conjunction in Aries is soooo on the nose.

Every billionaire in the Epstein files could drop dead tomorrow and the world would not only be fine, it would actually improve. The quality of our media would improve. Our environment. Our food. Our health care. Our technology.

Easily the weirdest part of watching Team Canada is rooting for Marchand.

Gretzky on the pregame panel for the Canada Finland game? GTFO traitor, go shill for your precious Americans.

King Ripoff pronounces that actually everyone ELSE is doing the ripping.

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

BABY GOAT DELIVERY REQUIRES YOUR URGENT ATTENTION!!!

I often think about how so many cities are AGONIZING over the idea of turning a single street, or even a block, into a people-place and pedestrian stroll, while thriving communities like Gràcia in Barcelona are filled with networks of pedestrian streets and squares with no cars, or “tamed” cars.

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Meanwhile this is a steal in the mid 800's. Ceiling not included.

More ominously, I read the warehouse conversions as "detainees won't have access to bathrooms/plumbing, windows, or ventilation." How classically American to have Walmart gulags.

modern white nationalism is fundamentally cuck shit. just a swamp of marble bust avatars brainwashed by ccp propaganda. it's why all these dipshits are ready to torch nato and abandon taiwan. because they are cucks lol

I dunno, it seems kind of obvious that, given you can get to a place, being able to walk around is more conducive to shopping. I mean, shopping malls were generally not built like giant drive-thrus.

Someone in the building across from me still has her Christmas tree up and flashing. Can I call 311? Or is a wellness check more appropriate?

MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M TURNING INSIDE OUT AND FULL OF BEES

Pass.

The Ontario government really needs to funnel some of this enormous ad buy budget into... literally anything else.

He's giving forced birth phone kicker (complimentary)

this stereotype of the 'woke' person who interjects weird gender politics into everything? that's the modern right & its absolutely breaking their brains

Malevolence or incompetence, the eternal question (I know, I know, why not both)

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It's so dry in my apartment that every time I get off the couch or carpet, I get a visibly strong shock from whatever I touch. I'm walking around my apartment tentatively, hands grasping then hesitating, like a traumatized lab rat.

As an avid reader, I'd say the person whose book isn't shitty slop!

Line 5/Eglinton LRT has been open for two hours and already there are shuttle bus replacements LMAOOOO this city man #metrostinx

It's also important to recognize that unhoused people are in cities because they *can* be, in contrast to suburbs that implement housing policies to exile lower-income people to other locations. Suburbanites complaining about the existence of homeless people in cities have a hell of a nerve.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Everything about this rules so hard.

Mamdani read @pookleblinky.bsky.social and was like "OK let's try some more of that"

So a red-tailed hawk goes for a schvitz...

Corrupt cops are nothing new. "Cop who takes bribes", tale as old as time. "Cop who steals coke from the evidence locker", absolutely. "Cops who are conspiring to whack a prison officer due to criminal turf war ties"??? That is some DEEP institutional rot.