I will not fedpost, fedposting is the account killer

Bro stop

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My fucking Home Server changed IPs even though I had a static one set and now I can't get into the TrueNAS interface. Plex is still working and the network share drives are visible if I manually point to the new IP Idk how to fix this

I had a set of keys I paid to get made and I told them, in nicer words, fuck you pay me if you want then. "It should be fine so long as you don't have-" "Back Office, front door, cooler doors, outside ice and propane, and bathroom" ".... How much did they cost to get made"

the best thing about mamdani doing something is realizing "wait mayors can just do that?" the second best thing is seeing people twist themselves into pretzels to pretend any of this is somehow bad

Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me

if you’re in line to hate AI, STAY IN LINE!

I would love to have the audacity of a writer taking over someone else's completed story who says things like "definitive close"

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

I got promoted to customer today, honestly to my relief.

You will be a tutorial bad guy in an FPS. your will drop handgun ammo like every fifth time.

I wish all lottery customers a very GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE

innocent men. innocent men. we're just innocent men.

im so sorry.. that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.

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Almost lost it on one of our regulars lol. Dude is an ass, always has a shitload of numbers (lottery), will poke his head in the back office to bark orders like he's a fucking manager, and is just all around obnoxious. I just cut him off "You see I'm incredibly busy right? You can see that yeah?"

These fuckin pussies ran and left all their shit lmao.

What did i say that was unclear Judge Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Dilbert mpreg episode

My boss "oh I know plenty of good cops" Me "No you don't, you know cops who are good to you"

Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny

Scott Adams more like Not Adams now

Scott Adams might not see your mean jokes but a lot of other sociopaths who know people will make jokes about them when they die will

I want what they have.

"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u

Fireball doubleshot fixed the tickle in the back of my throat

"i am sorry for what i have done in the past and don't yet know how to fix it, but don't want to make it worse" is legitimately about the level best you can hope for someone like this to say, and it should be strongly encouraged anywhere we see it

At work but just want to factory

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

For SOME FUCKING REASON my roommate thinks the best spot in the house to sit and hack up a lung is IN THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM WHILE I AM TRYING TO SLEEP AFTER ONLY GETTING 3 HOURS I need to find a polite way to tell him a better place would be a full bathtub under the water until the bubbles stop

People are talking about the price tag but what I want to know is for something they want to charge $100 where IS THE FUCKING COLOR???? This is not "Light Purple / Light Green". This is "Black with a hint of a color"

Before this ICE shit all kicked into high gear, we had some come through out gas station expecting free drinks "What about the free pop for police?" "Bud, listen, even if I respected the police, you're not even real cops. Full price or get out"

the dunkin employee threateningly turning up the amperage on the shock therapy machine: again, we call them *munchkins* here, sir. now for the last time, what would you like to order? me strapped to a chair with my feet in a bucket of water:

Wish we could get actual consumers to go to CES because, unlike tech reviewers, consumers would be telling these reps to their face how shitty all their garbages sounds

So far Ms. Marvel is one of the better MCU shows. Like far better

I'M TIRED OF EVERYTHING GETTING WORSE I'M TIRED OF PRIVATE EQUITY RUINING LITERALLY EVERY INDUSTRY ON THIS PLANET I'M TIRED OF THE FACT THAT WE DON'T HUNT VULTURE CAPITALISTS FOR SPORT

I bet it would somehow both be EXTREMELY satisfying yet completely unfulfilling to have a running start at kicking Chuck Schumer in the head

I don't think autism necessarily "gets worse" as you get older (though executive function sure can). I think it's more so that every failed interaction is another cut, until you're eventually just too traumatized to dare make another mistake. So you stop trying, and lose what little ability is left.

that guy is SO mad

9 days to actually get on call with my care team at the VA. 15 minutes later, I have antibiotics on the way

I'm in the process of trying to upload this CD to archive.org but I'm having technical issues. It seems to just hang while adding the files to the uploader. Can anyone help me?

Getting one just to tell it to kill itself every time I see a new story about AI