Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

never let someone handwave chat moderation as a difficult problem. it's an easy problem. they are lying

6-year-old: I really like Unpacking!! Me: Oh good! It's very charming, right 6-year-old, reaching level 4: I have a feeling... that I do not like... the apartment of this B-OYYY!! Me: Ah, you picked up on that didja 6-year-old: [darkly glowers while moving underwear around]

I just remembered this tweet, and I didn't post one when everyone was posting funny tweets

Man. That is one bisexual cat.

*sees someone unironically RT Will Stancil on my TL* Oh look one less person to follow

health insurance should pay for tattoos

It was super fun to stream again, gonna do some Singleplayer stuff soon

I am going to be streaming for the first time in a long time TONIGHT in about half an hour!!

excellent work, no notes, @shepardcdr.bsky.social

Tonight is going to be my first stream back in literal years

Been rewatching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (2008-9) and it's interesting from a 2026 perspective to watch a show where the premise is just "let's go find everyone making AI and assassinate them"

This game is quickly becoming a most anticipated for me youtu.be/TaZ1sgtfKYs

I fear Deadpool has become my main tank in Rivals

one of the finest posts of all time

I'm about 2-3 weeks removed from smoking cigarettes goddamn

Bruce Banner just before getting extremely bad news

I have gotten many compliments on my pants and shoes today, purple stays winning

Perpetual mood

We out here - LA to Vegas

Ass pocket

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Man, after a game and now his chapter in Yakuza 5, I really do not like saejima. I do not like his gameplay, I do not like his character, and I do not like that we have to embody a character who almost forced himself on a child

Hey, look. It's a decent scan of this legendary image!

i think if a games dev is making a cool april fools game announcement today they should be prepared to start working on that game when people express that they want it otherwise the joke sucks

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease

I have been in a weird up and down state lately but overall I am so much better since the firing oh my GOD. Just having the energy to do household tasks and errands is something I haven't had in years and I almost wanna cry cause "normal" shouldn't be this hard

I breathed in one of my hairs and now I'm dying

I don't think my son is coming out of the closet any time soon

If AI is so good why isn't there a bot that blocks all twitter screenshots that aren't jokes huh? Checkmate liberal

at a wedding last night and the groom, who i havent seen for 6 years, says to me "MAN ive seen incels going AT YOU on the internet, and its GREAT MAN, FUCK EM, complaining about gay sex in kingdom come 2, man i have TRIED TO FUCK A GUY, i have put in 200 HOURS and cant find how, WHERE IS IT"

It kind of rules that your cat’s greatest dream is to hunt you but you get to be like yum yum yum giving you yummies as you boop their nose

millions of years of evolutionary pressure to become one of the most efficient predators on the planet and they make this face when you call them a big dweeb

Update

The Red Bull fridge is doing well, it's nice to stock it. Feels good

Welcome back, PS3, you still have no games

Is the incest patch woke?

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

Stalker 2: Heart of Chornobyl's first major expansion, Cost of Hope, arrives this Summer on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC. gameinformer.com/xbox-partner...

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

I need Native Instruments to make an account on here so I can yell at them for Linux drivers

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People https://theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415/

Stock Market.

Hello! I am looking for devs who are open to giving out 20-25 game codes for my students to play. This can be literally any game and on any platform. Please let me know if you are interested! 💗

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless