I don't think I've ever been more offended than just now when my other assistant called The Midnight "elevator music"

We may give shit to the podcast bros, but they're still an elevated being compared to guy whose personality is "I listen to talk radio fervently"

My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now? Make something. Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so. It' s like flushing the brain toilet.

Sliwa every time someone asks him to drop out and endorse Cuomo:

Old lady: Oh, won't someone please help me? Kiryu: What do you need? Old lady: My cat's stuck on top of a tree... Kiryu: That's no problem. I'll help. Old lady: Thank you... It's right over there \*points over at the World Tree, Yggdrasil* Kiryu: ah. well, a promise is a promise,

every single time I've been in a group of transgender women and there's been someone expressing interest in sexual vulnerability (ie "I'd like to get bullied someday") every single tgirl pounces on that motherfucker like koi to fish food

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

I will misspell or abbreviate words to make sure I have space for the Oxford Comma. The autism side of me wants to say that if you DON'T use the Oxford Comma, you're wrong. It's not fair, but it's a knee-jerk reaction that I think a little less of people who don't use it.

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Why do the Kirby Air Riders machines make "a sound that's similar to a wail" when destroyed, Sakurai?

AAA single-player games should cost $1000 but if you actually finish the game you get a full refund

"hey how do you survive everything going on in the world rn?" me:

Dude.

52.

Bernie’s fervent loyalty to supporters and allies is his greatest blind spot and was a major reason he was never president

*Browsing the Factorio wiki at work* I like things a normal amount

When you're working on your PR for a Senate run

society if more games let players host their own community servers

Weird - The Al Yankovic Story Steelbook 4K UHD + Blu-ray is $9.99 on Amazon buff.ly/VglNhYk #ad

All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days

It should be a little concerning that it seems like there's a choice between Suzanne Collins and a guy with a nearly 20yo Nazi tattoo, and it's not immediately clear who the worse choice would be

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Being captured by Lilithmon

Twitch manages to fuck up in a new and interesting way every year at Twitchcon

Been working on setting up a little in-bed gaming corner This makes me more happy than it should

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

I started playing this last week

I think one of the saddest things about being a millennial is remembering a time when technology was advancing in a way that made life better and easier and more exciting instead of actively, intentionally worse

if you'll indulge me... lmao it's a sweep

I HAVE to repost this every single time

if you're going to a protest today I wish you luck. The only specific thing I will beg of you is this: don't use milk to wash out tear gas or mace. if you see a street medic with milk, yell at them until they throw it out. do not continue to spread lies about emergency medicine.

I still have nightmares about this day

A new series of Dropout Presents specials are coming soon to Dropout! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Pokemon NPCs might be the funniest they've ever been this time

Been dealing with a lot lately, starting to feel the cracks

“I really like and am knowledgeable about the city I am trying to become mayor of” is part of Mamdani‘s shtick that has absolutely flummoxed a significant portion of mainstream politicos.

Women want this vehicle, fish fear it

It's d̶e̶b̶a̶t̶e̶ bingo night in NYC! And since Andrew Cuomo rarely has anything new to say, the odds are in your favor. Download/print a board nd follow along starting at 7 p.m. on NBC 4 New York, Telemundo 47 and their digital platforms. zohranfornyc.com/bingo

If you need to install Windows 11, get Windows 11 LTSC. Long Term Service Channel. It's JUST windows. No Copilot dogshit, no pre-installed teams or nonstop OneDrive notifications It doesn't even have the Windows Store application pre-installed. It's beautiful

I want a kei truck

i got to star in a LIVE-ACTION SEGA COMMERCIAL for one of my favorite video game series YAKUZA/LIKE A DRAGON, getting to wear these costumes was so surreal, you can watch the commercial here @sega-west.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ddV...

frankly insane that 20-ish years ago some devs in japan said "how do we adapt mystery dungeon for pokemon," someone said "why don't we have the player be a pokemon," and as a direct result i now wear a collar and have about 5 online friends that identify as the mythical pokemon mew

I got Battlefield

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

it rocks how it's been 6 years since i made this post and quantic dream have developed zero new games for any platform.

I took a PS5 back in time and made Leonardo da Vinci play Elden Ring to answer the “are video games art” question once and for all but he got so scared of the opening cinematic he invented a new kind of Catholicism

the goops my wife smears on her face at night are so special to her. the goops are a very important part of her life

I think two things are true: 1. young republicans were always terrible and racist 2. young republicans become openly hitler-loving groypers is in fact a new and alarming development that is worth paying attention to

LMAOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE NEW XBOX HANDHELD COMES WITH MICROSOFT TEAMS AND ONEDRIVE INSTALLED??? this is the fucking goofiest company in games

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones