No lady, I'm not using his name in vain, I REALLY DO hope that YHWH Yeshua scrubs your name from the book of life and subjects you to days so scalding that even your tortured screams begin to glow and nights so frigid that you're held still by your own frozen blood Now where. Is. The women's room?!

Yo what it do white boy you mind if I slide my way into your private circle right quick 😏😉😩💥🏳️‍🌈🚬🐐🥺👉👈❓

me reskeeting a beautifully drawn work of art featuring a kink I'm not into

Capitalism is bad when my Stocks are doing poorly but the best system when my Stocks are doing well (I have made 3 cents in dividends, I think that's worth global ecological collapse and neo-slavery)

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

Capitalism is bad

glad the gnosia anime like IMMEDIATELY goes "yeah these bitches are sooooo nonbiney, and that one's extremely pansexual" . in the future, everyone will be queer, and the queerest of queers can be identified by how genuinely fucked up clowncore they are

Get fucking circumcized, idiot

I mean what she say fuck me for?

Just pissed, AMA

hey you girl reading this, this is your sign to boot up your shitty old laptop and start producing the next hyperpop banger

Legends 🌟 #nightinthewoods x #animalcrossing

American space programs screaming into pillows rn.

dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think

In the 90s, I was a card-carrying member of the "Jr. Jays". I didn't really know anything about baseball. I just knew that if you were a member, they would mail you comics about a time traveling robot man named Dr. Jay

I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5! Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"

the “trad are punk” people are so fucking funny because they’re so clearly desperate to co-opt language to a point where they will just be like “yeah i’m co-opting this language”

Mildly impressed that there are people who thought that a game meant to serve as an interactible funko collection would have some sense of integrity

The feminine urge to bleed to death here

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

You can call me what you want but I absolutely fucking refuse to call a group of animals a murder or a pride or a whatever the fuck, I simply will not do it, specially since I KNOW the etymology, I know they were all made up by some pompous fuckass It is a group or a set, and that is IT

Start downloading and now because your favorite old media is about to be turned into the equivalent of this

The goddamn liberals are going to get us all killed

the opposite of a menace is a womenpan

Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai

I'm so fucking cool and goated that's why everybody on god's green earth loves me so

Doctor who goes "Oh you're one of THOSE, aren't you" upon realizing his finger slid in easier than it should during a prostate exam

If you see a poor, hungry soul trying to take food at the store…

Liberal: *Claims to be the one who really cares about Palestine* Also liberal: *Describes one of the main perpetrators as "good"*

It's so fucking funny that this guy dressed like an off-duty clown and pretended to use a paper map for two days to prove a point, but there's a difference between "Waze uses machine learning to predict routes and traffic patterns" and "we fed every book in the library into an event horizon"

american politics is just two right-wing parties calling each other communists and the rightoid civilians falling for it

Unfortunately I don’t believe in using the word “zoomies,” but yes. Your dog is popping off.

amazing gameeeeeeeee

My reaction when I see ai art

Disabled people can’t “just move” to escape fascism. Moving requires resources, money and health that most of us don’t have. Many countries won’t accept disabled people, especially if they have universal healthcare. People are trapped, so we must fight for them.

turn-based flappy bird

Civilians are worth double points

Lovingly annotating my copy of House of Leaves so that whoever gets a hold of it a decade or two down the line is gonna have a good 4 layers of commentary overtop the actual plot of the book

I think if the only game you play is shit like overwatch or counterstrike that you're just living a much sadder life than you could be It's like only reading colleen hoover books, or only watching shitty MCU flicks, except with even more rancidity cause Hoover and the MCU won't call you a slur

In the past week, a voice over agency got bullied off Twitter for posting that actors refusing to work with AI are “cutting off their noses to spite their face.” We need more energy like that, especially when companies straight up just use AI instead of actors and assume nobody will say shit.

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Local server I'm in has an NSFW category and almost all of the categories are named after OSRS; indeed, the category used to be *named* Goonscape before the british banned porn

Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.