It's gotta feel so good being an alien dragging a screaming scientist into a vent

more self portrait art

get yourself a partner who can do all three - be in misery - save dick by giving it CPR - eat reese's puffs up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em up

power bottoming as a plural system be like

mermay 2024

hi everyone!

a sneeze is like a little orgasm for your nose

pov: you went to atami with boss #aitsf #aithesomniumfiles #fanart

Shiver my beloved #splatoon3 #スプラトゥーン3 #splatfest #splatoonart #art

junepei

@deppy.bsky.social why does this other girl on my bsky have a picture of you

[zero escape] nonary pals

As cool kids say, It's finally Autism 🍁 #dragon #autumn #fall #scalie #furryart

the Cheers theme song is one of those things that gets weirder the more of it you hear. like the third verse is basically "yeah don't you hate it when the coffee maker's broken, your therapist moved out of the country, and your spouse is a trans egg? haha so relatable right?"

i firmly believe that marriage should be between ONE MAN and ONE WOMAN and ME

祝15周年　再掲

... okay now i'm curious. @sentimentbot.bsky.social

science is so fucking weird. we literally have sensory receptors for *protons.* there's literally a name for "this has too many protons in it" because that is a *thing* that we can *detect* with our *bodies* and we have a name for the sensation of it

gender euphoria of the day: went to leave the laundry room and the washing machine beeped at me because when i turned around, my thicc frog ass hit one of the buttons

the funniest thing about the "raised around bigotry" to "ally" to "oh fuck i'm queer" pipeline is that the graph of "how comfortable i am saying the F-slur" is a parabola

if the forgotten realms developed social media, barbarians would be able to rage 6 times even at 1st level

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today the colloquium speaker accidentally skipped from his title slide to the end of the presentation, and everyone applauded as if the talk was over. this is what i love about academia

Don't mind me, I'm just trying to get

the Stigler-Grimm-Poe-Murphy Law states that when naming something after someone, if you try to replace the plosives in their name with fricatives as a joke, it will go completely wrong because people will think it was an actual typo

here's a fun template you can use to show off all the forms of a pronoun in one go: i told him that i hope he goes easy on himself, because his emotions are his alone i told her that i hope she goes easy on herself, because her emotions are hers alone

I Am Literally the Walrus

imagine someone with a pseudopenis fucking someone with a penis in a sheath and it's like the sex equivalent of a barrel connector

make a band singular: He Might Be a Giant

big chungus plus kim possible equals the power rangers. no i will not elaborate

so yeah, this is my apartment. anyway, give me a minute. i'm gonna take off these clothes and slip into something more comfortable like your maw~~

i'm a mathematician, so i'm always looking at the numbers that appear in my life for guidance. for example, if i see the number 77, it probably means there are 77 of something

i will accept the shaggy/velma ship but only if they're t4t

the world is better because it has trans people in it

there's a sculpture on campus that's a wavy crack in a rock with water pouring out of it. every time i pass it i think "the pussy is wet." i then have to be careful not to say that out loud around dozens of students

sometimes i eat too much. it is in these times that i remember that according to Dante, those who committed the sin of gluttony in life are punished by being eaten eternally in the third layer of the Inferno. and then i eat some more (disclaimer, eating disorders are no joke)

make an old TV show woke. i'll start: Alfred Hitchcock Presents (His Pussy)

okay what am i actually supposed to do when someone i'm following starts posting about suicidal ideations in less-than-vague terms? like i don't have the mental energy to help but it feels rude to unfollow

You say W because it's internet slang for taking the win in your personal life I say W because I'm from Chicago and the Cubs won tonight We are not the same

if king neptune bound himself to CH2CH3 would he be an ethyl merman

remember, AITSF fans: the T in Tama stands for "Thicc"

there's a dragon in Spyro 1 called DEVLIN and i can't help but think that's a Jumble puzzle

Really sad that Merv Griffin was able to plagiarize the last line of "I'm A Little Tea Pot" (for "Think!"/the Jeopardy! theme) simply because Li'l Pot was, by then, too senile to reacognize it and file a lawsuit. Griffin made $70 million in royalties without passing on a dime.

making your octopus gf squirt (it's ink)

"is William Afton a furry" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, @walgrey.bsky.social

if i ever write an mpreg story, remind me to call the protagonist Kenneth as a pun for the 2 people in the audience who still speak Middle English

me: *exhibits obvious symptoms of mental disorder* "but clearly i'm just noticing that because secretly i want to have this disorder because of the attention, like, Munchausen's" yeah that's right we're doing impostor syndrome for mental disorders now

fun FMA fact: Envy is actually their last name. their first name is Gender