He better do it from a basement so he can avoid being struck by lightning.

Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans? you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.

WOW: A stunning new report in the WSJ reveals that military advisers intentionally excluded Donald Trump from the command room during the recent high-stakes operation to extract a downed U.S. airman in Iran, because they feared his erratic behavior could jeopardize the mission. 1/

Okay… so what happened at Night 1 of WrestleMania… pffffttt… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

“We have a long history of war crimes” is not the winning argument he thinks it is.

A Whole Regime, motivated by a single Premise: "Donald Trump has to stay out of Prison"

AEW needs to run Dynasty against WrestleMania next year. They absolutely should do it.

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So here's a good example of why you have to touch as much grass and have as much "outside office"/"offline" life as possible: NOBODY has said this phrase. It's not a thing. But SOMEBODY in a groupchat or at Beshear's work said this and now he thinks it's a thing. He didn't check.

“It’s okay to threaten war crimes if it gets you what you want.”

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING WERE BOTH RIGHT

Yeah but I owned my cassettes and there were no subscription fees.

The president of the United States is bragging about being able to write his own signature.

Right out in the open, Donald Trump is suing his own IRS to try to steal $10 BILLION taxpayer dollars. I just introduced a bill that would make this theft ILLEGAL.

Early 2000’s rag doll physics was one of the greatest gifts video games gave to mankind, and we need to bring them back.

yeah it is critical that dems win the senate

Here’s Trump bragging about making the U.S. a country that no one wants to come to and many want to leave.

Insane story: Using facial recognition technology, The New York Knicks apparently tracked the movements of a transgender woman attending a game at Madison Square Garden to ensure she never appeared on the game's televised broadcast

Q: Did Anthropic have a meeting at the White House? TRUMP: Who? Q: Anthropic. TRUMP: I have no idea. *walks away*

Stevens to RFK Jr: "To top it off, Mr Secretary, I got a copy of HR-944. You know what it is? It's your impeachment articles, sir. You have abused your office, you have gutted America's public health! You should be ashamed."

That is RPG villain shit right there.

Pete Hegseth was 14 when Pulp Fiction came out and I’m sure he thought it was the coolest thing ever and consumed it exactly like a modestly able 14 year old

Is that his medical opinion?

RFK Jr: There's an argument for vapes. Vapes reduce cigarette smoking DeSAULNIER: That was the argument Juul made

The ouroboros just found its tail.

His brain is mashed potatoes.

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

The kind where you lock yourself in and load a single bullet in a luger to avoid international war crimes and human rights crimes tribunals.

“Turned out to be”? Shouldn’t he know when and where he met her? He was there.

THE WORD OF THE DAY IS "BROKEN", AS IN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? BLUESKY IS BROKEN AGAIN! THIS GOTTA BE EITHER OKADA OR EL CLON!

HARDER: The Trump admin allows coal plants to emit twice as much mercury. How are these actions consistent w/your agenda to make kids healthy? RFK Jr: I'm not familiar w/ what's happening at EPA, so I'd have to ask Zeldin H: You made a career out of fighting mercury pollution RFK Jr: Call Zeldin

We love our WARfighters

This reads like the childhood diary of a future school shooter.

RFK Jr snaps at Madeleine Dean: "You do not DARE talk to me about what you just said about measles. You do not have the courage to allow me to reply."

It, again, truly doesn't matter whether vibecoding actually caused the outages or not - when you start bragging about how claude is making every engineer on staff more productive and the site goes through months of persistent downtime, that's a Statement.

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

A nationwide warrant has been issued in the first criminal charges against an ICE agent for on-duty actions during the enforcement surge in Minnesota.

It’s almost as if using AI to code is unreliable.

"You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock. Somehow you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the benefits of vaccines. Really? -- Rep. Linda Sanchez to RFK Jr

It’s a telling indicator of media desensitization that the US government’s ongoing program of murder on the high seas—which according to the perpetrators has killed fourteen (14) people this week— is no longer a subject for much serious or sustained news coverage.

BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren has introduced a bill that would allow you to file taxes for free directly with the IRS. The bill has support on both sides of the aisle, and would bring back and expand the free taxing filing program that the Trump administration killed off.

HOLY SHIT! DARBY ALLIN WINS!

IT'S YOUR TIME! 🦂 #AEWDynamite

Kamille couldn’t beat Willow Nightingale to win the TBS Championship. Hope she has a Plan B. #AEWDynamite

...Super Nintendo? #AEWDynamite

Well, the important thing is Take said he was sorry. Live and learn! #AEWDynamite

I don’t know how to feel about this. On the one hand, I don’t think this is the right time for Darby to win it, but at the same time, that segment got me pretty amped to see him win the big one. #AEWDynamite