Okay but can we still get Fallon off the air apnews.com/article/jimm...

Watching UF fans suffer through a generational losing-season start is delicious schadenfreude after last year.

Look, I know it’s funnier if Miami blows it at home to *this* Gators team, but with Clemson being trash, I need FSU to play at least one (1) decent ACC team this season. FSU / UM used to mean something in this country…

You still don’t have to hand it to any of these broken-clock assholes.

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

I can’t go to this so everyone I know in LA owes it to themselves to get to Santa Monica tonight. The movie is delightful & the guys in the band are a riot. Truly underrated documentary, you’ll have a blast.

Courting votes by turning yourselves into diet Republicans doesn't work when there's a cane sugar Republican one centimeter down the ballot

they're calling it the least promoted film of all time

So idk how many ppl actually read my posts & then w/in that how many would actually sign up for something like this, but in case it’s a non-zero number: DO NOT PUT YOUR NAME ON A LIST THAT CAN BE USED TO TARGET YOU. Mask up, take a burner phone, leave your smart watch at home. STAY ANONYMOUS.

If someone’s not mourning the death of Robert Redford in a manner that’s consistent with your views, make sure you set up a database, call their employer, and get them fired.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Someone photoshop Dan Mullen into the “Well, well, well, not so easy…” Onion article 🚫🐊

Oh no, disaster, etc etc 😂😂😂

Let that band play neck

Terriers

Yes, exactly this. People who are Dreamcast boosters (me) work exactly from a position of “damn, I wish this console that had a wild library of games that felt like they came from a different world had been successful.” If it hadn’t failed, we wouldn’t need to remember it, it would be with us.

I want some Oreos, but I should probably just brush my teeth and go to bed

NOT THE SHOTS OF THE CROWD LEAVING ESPN.

I've seen enough. Pull the plug. Interim UNC head coach Jordon

Look, I know it’s good for the ACC when their teams win or whatever, but fuck Clemson. (*and preemptively fuck Miami)

The only College GameDay host who picked Florida State? That would be Lee Corso, the former FSU player. "Florida State is my school, how would I pick against them? Florida State upsets Alabama."

Talkin cash shit and backing it up is my favorite song.

Tessitore’s chaos magic working in the Noles’ favor for once… 😮‍💨

TALKIN BOUT THE NOLES

OK, this does look like a much improved Florida State team!

Alright, Gus won me over. #GoNoles

Look, I know Texas / Ohio State is the bigger game, OSU was the 1st headgear pick etc, but the fact that GameDay couldn’t send off Lee Corso in Tallahassee does kind of sting a little. Godspeed, Coach. 🍢🏈

Even if we never see him again this is going to take forever to unfuck.

If you're not watching the first ever matchup between South Florida and Boise State in history, what are you going to tell you grandchildren when they ask why not?

ITS COLLEGE FOOTBALL THURSDAYYYYYY

This is sick freak shit to say and it's alright to point that out

We’re just normal men

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i don't think it helps that the llms constantly lie to the user about the capabilities of llms as part of its whole obsequious fawning style of interaction that oversells its abilities and obscures its obvious limitations by fundamentally misrepresenting how the technology works

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

We must as Americans stop arming Israel. And Israelis must bring down Netanyahu. May the memory of Anas Al Sharif and the memories of all who died on October 7 and beyond be for more than a blessing. May their memories pressure us to move beyond the horror of the present to end this war and rebuild

The answer to this question is always Speed Racer.

omg there's still manosphere discourse in my TL move on, it's Saturday

16) Stole this one from a recent skeet I saw: If generative AI could REALLY make the next GTA in 6 months with 10 staff, or write the next bestseller, or produce 10 blockbusters a day? They wouldn't be trying to sell it to YOU. They would keep it for themselves and guard it from you ferociously.