plz halp

I am being molested by a squirmy butt handslut 15-pound ball of floof with a case of the lickies plz halp

Our long national nightmare is over. The Birmingham Bowl has finally convinced a 5-7 team to play Georgia Southern. And it's... Appalachian State. MUAHAHAHAH

If the Birmingham Bowl ends up having to be cancelled, just look at it as the Papa John's Bowl finally being cancelled 15 years late

We are now allegedly down to Buffalo, Kent State, Marshall, and App State

K-State and Iowa State didn't back out of their bowl game, they already played it in Dublin

I may be wrong, but afaik the list of teams that can accept the remaining slot in Birmingham now are (not in APR order): Temple Kansas Bufffalo Kent State Marshall App State

As the offical BlueSky Representative of the initial Pop-Tarts Bowl Champions, I would like to welcome BYU and my wonderful Georgia Tech BlueSky friends to the glory of giant toaster pastry heaven.

BUSH'S BOCA RATON BOWL OF BEANS BEEEEEEANS

sheer gold, bravo

Co-sign. I like Freeman.

I just realized something funnydepressing. All the teams that AREN'T "my" teams that I was pulling for won this weekend Except for Kaiserslautern, all MY teams shit the bed

We, as a society, have a long-standing practice of making fun of teams who decide to skip bowl games because they expected a Big Bowl and didn't get one. Notre Dame should not expect to be immune to this.

Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel (this is hard?)

Notre Dame is a serious institution and cannot be expected to engage in silliness like watching another team eat giant previously-human toaster pastries.

The best part is that both teams can Uber there

My most sincere wish for non-playoff bowl season is for New Mexico to wear the turquoise against Gophers

New Mexico honorable Big 12 team

sometimes I feel sad because people miss things happening to me but then I remember that it's entirely possible I have missed someone having a new BF/GF for weeks and only realized it like 25 minutes before they broke up (which I also didn't realize for days or weeks) and I understand

Can’t spell Citrus without UT

We now live in a world where the first FBS bowl game features the Washington Huskies rather than, say, Georgia State

listen I pay almost zero attention to the NBA so can someone explain to me like I'm five what the fuck happened to the Bucks and Pacers thank you

Use the Massey Composite Index with the top and bottom 5% outliers removed.

"let's just go back to 1v2, these games stink" six of the eight second-round FCS games were fucking lit yesterday, shut up

Once again: 24 teams All conference champions

Seriously, Nick, I legit love you as a person, but this classist take bullshit on your part is stinky poo caca. Knock it off.

Listen Of the last four teams, BYU actually had the best resume, and Nick needs to STFU and stop being an aristocrat

Wait, James Franklin hired Brent Pry as his DC?

lol UC-Davis just went for two up 11 and made it to go up 13 Is that following the metrics?

Hot take: If the top SIX conference champs got in, I'd put Kennesaw State in over Duke

By the way, I hate every single one of you saying "put Duke in the playoff" (ahead of 12-1 JMU, because that's what you're saying)

IT WAS THE DUKES IT WAS THE DUKES

Of all the schools who would be familiar with the purpose of fat white lines on a Saturday night

This game would be over if Duke understood what those big fat white lines on the sides of the field are for

Pellicotta got his hand in there perfectly. Great coverage.

Someone reminded Duke how much money they'll lose if there's no ACC team in the playoff I guess

That was just bad thinking by the Duke RB there

Ohio State fans aren't allowed to be mad at Ryan Day over this, because he beat Michigan. Look, I don't make the rules.

There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban

or an interception.

I think this would be a good time for a safety, but maybe I'm just built different

Meh. That's all we can say, is meh.

If you were to go back to the Utah game and credit Joe Jackson for Alabama's rushing yards tonight, he would no longer hold the K-State single-game record

NAIA quarterfinals: (1) Grand View 35, Lindsey Wilson 7 (2) Keiser 1, Marian forfeit (8) College of Idaho 41, (3) Montana Tech 26 (5) Benedictine (KS) 24, (4) Friends 18 (Marian discovered an ineligible player and had to forfeit 3 games including last week's win and were kicked out of the playoff)

goddamn, Montana Tech's Casey Kautzman just dropped a 67-yard punt out of bounds at the College of Idaho 10 That's a punt, folks

FCS second round (except one game) Illinois St 29, (1) N Dakota St 28 (2) Montana St, 21 Yale 13 (3) Montana 50, (14) S Dakota St 29 (4) Tarleton St 31, N Dakota 13 (12) Villanova 14, (5) Lehigh 7 (11) S Dakota 47, (6) Mercer 0 (7) Stephen F Austin 41, (10) Abilene Christian 34

Man, 5 of the 7 FCS playoff games so far today have been kinda lit

D2 quarterfinals: (SR1-1) Kutztown 51, Frostburg St 29 (SR2-3) Newberry 31, (SR2-1) Albany St 24 (SR3-1) Ferris St 52, Minnesota St 29 (SR4-1) Harding 34, UT-Permian Basin 28 D2 reseeds for the semis. Newberry will be the 4 seed and will be on the road; I expect Kutztown will be on the road also.

ONE SECOND LEFT Albany on the Newberry 20

D2: Newberry 31, Albany St 24, Albany driving with under a minute left on ESPN+