If you just wanna, you know, hear it and avoid Stereogum's absolutely fucking atrocious ad complex

also, I'm sure the local contingents in areas where In-n-Out exists have chimed in, but brother Let Me Tell You I once spent six months in LA and had no idea I-n-O even existed. Real ones went to Fatburger, Hamlet, or Johnny Rocket's.

I probably WON'T get put on watchlists for this, but y'all might try to drag me, and I understand why people who disagree with me disagree with me, but... McDonald's fries. Like I've been known to get a burger somewhere else and go to Macca's for fries. Sorry not sorry.

I realize that I am going to get put on potentially multiple watchlists for this, but The Z-Man at Joe's KC BBQ is an incredibly mid sandwich.

btw, for those who partake, Midge released his first new studio album in 12 years earlier this month

Oh hey, we've got Midge Ure OBE in concert from Monday night in London. Although I'm not altogether sure that's not Sir Patrick Stewart PLAYING Midge Ure...

You can't dance to a song that's in 13/8? Skill issue, bub.

Seven years ago, Como was in Serie *D*. Not even a fully professional league. Now they're going to the Champions League.

Imagine if a journalist simply asked "how was your son's wedding?" and let him confabulate away how very beautiful it was, all the people who shook his hand at it, etc

Never underestimate Everton's ability to fail to show up for a big moment

putting a green on an island you have to use a boat to get to is psychotic behavior, regardless of the other question

I can't express how incredibly cool it is that Kimmel and Fallon ran reruns tonight.

This is unhinged in all the right ways

I get that the Premier League likes to have everyone play at the same time on the final matchday, and there are good reasons for it... ...but the result of Arsenal-Palace impacts absolutely nobody else, and giving Palace an extra day before their cup final seems rational, so why'd they refuse?

oblig

Rick (no relation) Perry famously got a D in Meat Sciences, which means the sort of people the NYT likes to suck off aren't even smart enough to get Ag degrees

"Busch's health is our upmost priority" JFC, don't be illiterate clods when issuing a press statement

[p] quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

So, for the SECOND time in my life, I will no longer be associated with Jim Bankoff

"Boy I tell you what Marlene, the 700 Club sure has gone downhill since Pat died."

I drove across ND once and a wind gust ripped the moon roof out of my car 20 minutes before rain started falling in buckets fantastic trip, 0/10 would not recommend

it is your god given right as a 22 year old to seethe about having to cook for yourself and do your laundry and fight with your roommate about cleaning duties, just as it is mine as a 40-something year old to cackle hysterically at your complaints

look if you're so disabled you can't go make something cheap and quick, you probably qualify for a Meals on Wheels program which rarely cost more than $4/meal to the recipient, if not free

One of the saddest things in my life is that I really can't watch old episodes of NewsRadio anymore because I get sad about Phil Hartman and I fly into an incandescent rage over the very presence of Andy Dickhead and Joe Rogaine

Giants/Eagles. You wanna piss off New York, New Jersey, AND Philly?

This Mets/Nats series is officially drunk af

I just heard the words "Jessica Simpson has a much younger boyfriend" and then "the 33-year old [boyfriend dude]" and this is my Joker Origin Story

He reads the silly post He reads the scoldy post He reads the jokey post And the pedantic post He reads the posts that remind him of the bad site He reads the posts that remind him of the worst site Don’t screenshot that, troll behavior

I said this, and as soon as the front passed into the Missouri exurbs tornados started spawning everywhere.

Bob & Ted & Caroi & Alice & Grogu

sports are dumb and we're dumb for liking them

This is one of the worst results in the history of sport

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YAY FLAG

The ref really needs to just shave that front lick off. He looks ridiculous.

I'mma need Hearts to stop fucking about here, for real

omfg

Horrible free kick

Horrible place to give up a free kick

Jon, you really need to look at timestamps when you see something in a thread. You are not a necromancer. Stop it.

How the fuck does that Make It Make Sense bullshit get into my timeline 30 times a day when the fucking account only has 60 followers? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE STOP IT

someone needs to point out to Paul that the only people who sing along to Hey Jude are boomers, and not even the younger ones

the fuck is he even talking about the food at Chinese restaurants isn't even Chinese anyway ffs

*sigh* I really, REALLY don’t want to do this. But my car is officially broken, Bru needs a biopsy on the lump in his side, and my unemployment runs out soon. I’m already freaking out about paying rent next month. Several folks have said to just make one so here I am. gofund.me/929ac5d7c

You all need to learn this song by Saturday, and also fuck Celtic

that’s also how i describe the pro-trump guys i see on dating apps

Yeah, that's right, the Billy Badasses who want to take over the country are so incompetent they manage to shoot themselves in the arm while trying to shoot someone else

The music.