are we as a society truly prepared for three corn teams in the sweet 16

Stop and ask yourself what the party leadership thinks of JD Vance when he can't even 25th this guy

Kansas State has reached the Sweet Sixteen (and Elite Eight!) more recently than Kansas despite having spent that time with a complete clownfraud of a coach

Just watched both new Dune flicks finally. Struck by how similar they really are to Lynch's version, although of course the SFX are much better in the new version. The major improvements over Lynch: (1) the inclusion of the Fenring subplot, which Lynch wholly excised

Also, as much fun as it is to see Gonzaga Gonzaga, why'd they have to do it against TEXA$?

I'm sorry, my stepson was in town and we went to eat, so, umm, did TCU just... quit at halftime?

man, the Coogs are just skullfucking Chocopockets

I hate it when I'm on the phone with someone who doesn't know how to end a phone call... ...but I REALLY hate it when someone who doesn't know how to end a phone call is on the phone five feet from me

The top country station in town is #2 in the Nielsen ratings in such well-known hick towns as Providence RI and Hartford CT, for fuck's sake

i'm not sure which box Behind the Bastards fits

How dare anyone cheer the death of Charlie Kirk

sweet

Boy, England really shat the bed this week, huh

i'm gonna need to know, though, whether we got a Lenny Dykstra ruling here

500 Miles Not sorry

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

Alright, I'm playing too. Hit me before the pain gets to me.

I was cut open, barbecued, and sewed up, and didn't feel a thing. Even drove home myself. Now? Now it hurts.

BP 113/81? Who am I and what have I done with Jon?

time to get my back cut open. If I don’t see y’all again, it’s someone’s fault.

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hell yeah let's go

Royals: 1-2, 1R, 1RBI

He's so important that he's now the lead character in a Game of Thrones series too

Listen, this woman? I'll give her full credit. You're willing to say on TV that you're an idiot, I'll assume you've learned a lesson.

holy mother of god the blood THE BLOOD

This is awesome.

big Navin Johnson energy

The second-most terrifying thing about this is the open acknowledgement by the director of the National Counterterrorism Center that Cheeto takes his cues from what he hears on the television

You could never at any point in my life caught me dead wearing Florsheims for fuck's sake real ones wore Capezios and Stacy Adams

I bet it was actually Clinton

This, by the way, is perfect cover for any Royals fan who's in the mood to root for Venezuela, since they have three more Royals than Team USA (I forgot Avila)

Okay, so the three Royals who'll be around for the WBC final are Bobby Witt Jr, Mikael Garcia, and Salvador Perez. (Instead of Bobby Witt Jr, Vinnie Pasquantio, and Jac Caglianone) If Salvy starts, that'll be 1/6 of the starting lineups of both clubs. From one MLB team.

For those of you complaining about the bots reposting you constantly, I have good news Every single one that I've blocked today is already a dead account. They ARE nuking them; they just can't nuke them until they start DOING it.

i'll be in my bunk

kind of a double standard that people are allowed to post pictures of bridges they have jumped off and it's fine but, when you post one you haven't jumped off yet, it's a Big Deal

Need Italy to win so that the championship game will be Royalsmaxxing

One thing I do really really hate about the film LotR is this stupid, pointless, anti-canon scene where Elrond is telling Arwen she HAS to go get on the boat to Valinor before it's too late. It's not even too late after ELROND fucking leaves. Gimme a break.

Been watching the extended LotR all day, and have reached the earth-shattering climax of the story: Helm's Deep

what in the fresh fucking hell is this goddamn Omegaball horseshit

PTA finally wins one, then wins another

WE'RE GOIN UP UP UP

still recovering from the live performance of "Golden", I am unavailable for questions from the press at this time

Kate Hudson is 46?

PTA *finally* won an Oscar?

"Oscar-winning film Kpop Demon Hunters" is a thing

31-1 and you are literally the last team in, WTF We do not need to expand the tournament, we need to stop ball-washing shit teams from power conferences that can’t win 6 games in conference

The importance of kerning in contemporary art

god, the hacked-account bots aren't even cleaning up the account before liking and reposting shit my dudes, when you're using a different handle than the last post made by the account, it's a dead giveaway this is the dumbest timeline

*grumbles* Kids these days don't understand what a scandal it was when Boston took three whole years to release their second album