I made chorizo nachos. Sorry, they're all gone already.

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is LEAVE YOUR HOUSE

what I need to know is why "Abbie, 29, Mo., white" is represented by a drawing of what looks like an old Asian man in a baseball cap

Thinking about that Miyazaki quote about creators of anime nowadays being primarily people who just watch anime and not getting external influences outside of anime in comparison to Uematsu growing up deeply on prog, psychedelic, and electronic music.

okay let's talk about how the end result of the War of the Spanish Succession would have been the destruction of France if Lady Marlborough hadn't pissed Queen Anne off so much she fired Lord Marlborough and told his replacement to leave the French alone

What we need tomorrow is a skit where Robert DeNiro forces Kimmel to finally let Matt Damon on the show

I keep thinking about Mark Scheifele playing in an NHL playoffs game on the *day* that his father died last spring because he didn't want to let his team down and find it extremely hard to give a shit about Shaw.

They’re even wearing DUUUVAL jerseys though the color combo makes it difficult to see. Marty: This DUUUUVALL thing is out of control lol

Yes, why do middle-aged men wear t-shirts of a band which was insanely popular with college-age people THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO These people are so utterly fucking stupid

I wish people would stop claiming that sports have overtaken regular prime-time network programming. Individually, football games are basically indistinguishable from, say, Tracker or Matlock -- but the latter get 26 weeks of viewers. Sports are an huge network asset, but live scripted isn't dead.

I will say that it seems weird that OSU fired Gundy *today*. Sunday? Sure. Monday? Would still make sense. Why postpone it until Tuesday, especially when we all knew he was toast Saturday night?

watching women's Aussie Rules is not a particularly different experience from watching men's Aussie Rules, it turns out

Okay, I do have one beef with YTTV why the fuck do I want to send someone a Doritos ad

Because of Google's corporate culture, the only benefit your community gets from a new data center is while they're *building* it. Once all the construction workers clear out, you're left with a handful of Google employees who choose to live 25 miles away.

I'm about to get 7 straight hours of Aussie football @podkatt.bsky.social why have you not grabbed me by the collar and yelled at me about this

Dustin Hoffman is 88 years old

Executive Order requiring live service video games to make all game shop glam items free after 18 months Executive Order mandating pro/rel in all sports Executive Order reinstating the Fairness Doctrine

In other news, I finally got the Oklahoma fam to switch to YTTV so that I can cancel the ridiculous $310 DirecTV package which I was still using to stream stuff here. Now I am on YTTY and am enjoying the process of deleting channels from my Guide.

Here's why Disney is putting Kimmel back on, and any REAL Republican would actually be noting that putting him back on is the proper thing to do because the market speaks.

It's also the 30th anniversary of Showgirls. Let those two rest in your brain together for awhile.

Taylor Swift is the universe's reaction to Rush having spent 20 years being Taylor Swift for boys

Was wondering if @lastweektonight.com would address the Kimmel stuff briefly or make it the "main story" (even though its "main stories" often involve months of prep and research). Looks like they went for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohPT...

sort of makes clear that the real money isn’t in *this*, the broadcast is for the extremely online

Liverpool's already got a 5-point lead after 5 games. Good lord.

honestly I think that taking the lead on a safety with 3:15 to play should be an automatic win but I'm built different

The Current haven't given up a goal in almost two months. They haven't lost a game since May.

TheKC Current beat Seattle last night, clinching the NWSL supporters shield with 5 games left to play (out of 26). This is the equivalent of clinching the EPL with 7 games to play (out of 38); nobody's ever clinched the EPL with more than 5 to go (MaU, 2000-01).

Neil Gaiman, which should serve as an object lesson regarding how people comport themselves publicly vs privately (John de Lancie, on the other hand, has no such baggage, so you can have him as my answer)

oh look nole twitter's here

So Illinois is a fraud and Miami might be

my frens we live in a world in which, in consecutive seasons, Florida State and Clemson have found themselves all alone in last place in the ACC

OH NO PURDON'T

Eastern Michigan: unchokes

James Madison was not a perfect man, but he was one of the fathers of our nation, and most importantly the school named for him is not Liberty. Fuck Liberty. Dukes win.

Buffalo: choke Eastern Michigan: choke Toledo: choke

Western Michigan just scored on a run by Broc Lowry and listen everyone HAS to call him BRONC, right?

Toledo trynna shit the bed here oh no

So I see today's main characters are Clemson and Arkansas?

Mike Gundy's career winning percentage has dropped 28 points since beating Tulsa a year ago

At least we lose to proper schools And also the US Army

Oklahoma State just lost to what was once the "Presbyterian School for Indian Girls"

Oklahoma State just lost at home to a school where 5% of the male undergrads are on the football team

The last time Tulsa won in Stillwater, Truman was president.

The last time Tulsa beat Oklahoma State, the year started with a one

AI is so great y'all

why's the band gotta be punished for the football team's failures tho

“Get Smart” premieres 60 years ago tonight, on NBC. “I was sick of looking at all those nice, sensible situation comedies,” Mel Brooks said. “They were such distortions of life. .. No one had ever done a show about an idiot before. I decided to be the first.”

You know what would really make me happy? If everyone would pay exactly as much attention to the Ezra Kleins and Worst Matts and so on as they deserve, which is "not showing up in my timeline"

24-Hour Party People

in before some Oklahoma legislator introduces a bill barring Oklahoma State from being woke and committing a political firing