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If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle. We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.
over 1 year ago
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If you just wanna, you know, hear it and avoid Stereogum's absolutely fucking atrocious ad complex
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1 day ago
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also, I'm sure the local contingents in areas where In-n-Out exists have chimed in, but brother Let Me Tell You I once spent six months in LA and had no idea I-n-O even existed. Real ones went to Fatburger, Hamlet, or Johnny Rocket's.
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1 day ago
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I probably WON'T get put on watchlists for this, but y'all might try to drag me, and I understand why people who disagree with me disagree with me, but... McDonald's fries. Like I've been known to get a burger somewhere else and go to Macca's for fries. Sorry not sorry.
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1 day ago
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I realize that I am going to get put on potentially multiple watchlists for this, but The Z-Man at Joe's KC BBQ is an incredibly mid sandwich.
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1 day ago
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btw, for those who partake, Midge released his first new studio album in 12 years earlier this month
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2 days ago
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Oh hey, we've got Midge Ure OBE in concert from Monday night in London. Although I'm not altogether sure that's not Sir Patrick Stewart PLAYING Midge Ure...
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Midge Ure - Live At The Barbican - 25 May 2026 - YouTube
Midge Ure - A Man of Two Worlds- in concert at the Barbican Center,...
https://youtu.be/rAG-gepJKJc?si=Vvmv6iUfjovTrDss
2 days ago
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You can't dance to a song that's in 13/8? Skill issue, bub.
4 days ago
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Seven years ago, Como was in Serie *D*. Not even a fully professional league. Now they're going to the Champions League.
5 days ago
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Pookleblinky
5 days ago
Imagine if a journalist simply asked "how was your son's wedding?" and let him confabulate away how very beautiful it was, all the people who shook his hand at it, etc
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Never underestimate Everton's ability to fail to show up for a big moment
5 days ago
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putting a green on an island you have to use a boat to get to is psychotic behavior, regardless of the other question
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7 days ago
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I can't express how incredibly cool it is that Kimmel and Fallon ran reruns tonight.
7 days ago
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This is unhinged in all the right ways
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7 days ago
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I get that the Premier League likes to have everyone play at the same time on the final matchday, and there are good reasons for it... ...but the result of Arsenal-Palace impacts absolutely nobody else, and giving Palace an extra day before their cup final seems rational, so why'd they refuse?
7 days ago
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oblig
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8 days ago
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Rick (no relation) Perry famously got a D in Meat Sciences, which means the sort of people the NYT likes to suck off aren't even smart enough to get Ag degrees
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8 days ago
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"Busch's health is our upmost priority" JFC, don't be illiterate clods when issuing a press statement
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8 days ago
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[p] quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
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9 days ago
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So, for the SECOND time in my life, I will no longer be associated with Jim Bankoff
9 days ago
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"Boy I tell you what Marlene, the 700 Club sure has gone downhill since Pat died."
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9 days ago
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I drove across ND once and a wind gust ripped the moon roof out of my car 20 minutes before rain started falling in buckets fantastic trip, 0/10 would not recommend
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9 days ago
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
9 days ago
it is your god given right as a 22 year old to seethe about having to cook for yourself and do your laundry and fight with your roommate about cleaning duties, just as it is mine as a 40-something year old to cackle hysterically at your complaints
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look if you're so disabled you can't go make something cheap and quick, you probably qualify for a Meals on Wheels program which rarely cost more than $4/meal to the recipient, if not free
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9 days ago
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One of the saddest things in my life is that I really can't watch old episodes of NewsRadio anymore because I get sad about Phil Hartman and I fly into an incandescent rage over the very presence of Andy Dickhead and Joe Rogaine
9 days ago
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Giants/Eagles. You wanna piss off New York, New Jersey, AND Philly?
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10 days ago
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This Mets/Nats series is officially drunk af
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10 days ago
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I just heard the words "Jessica Simpson has a much younger boyfriend" and then "the 33-year old [boyfriend dude]" and this is my Joker Origin Story
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Richard Waite
11 days ago
He reads the silly post He reads the scoldy post He reads the jokey post And the pedantic post He reads the posts that remind him of the bad site He reads the posts that remind him of the worst site Don’t screenshot that, troll behavior
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I said this, and as soon as the front passed into the Missouri exurbs tornados started spawning everywhere.
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11 days ago
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Bob & Ted & Caroi & Alice & Grogu
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13 days ago
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sports are dumb and we're dumb for liking them
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This is one of the worst results in the history of sport
13 days ago
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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YAY FLAG
13 days ago
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The ref really needs to just shave that front lick off. He looks ridiculous.
13 days ago
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I'mma need Hearts to stop fucking about here, for real
13 days ago
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omfg
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Horrible free kick
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13 days ago
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Horrible place to give up a free kick
13 days ago
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Jon, you really need to look at timestamps when you see something in a thread. You are not a necromancer. Stop it.
13 days ago
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How the fuck does that Make It Make Sense bullshit get into my timeline 30 times a day when the fucking account only has 60 followers? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE STOP IT
15 days ago
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someone needs to point out to Paul that the only people who sing along to Hey Jude are boomers, and not even the younger ones
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15 days ago
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the fuck is he even talking about the food at Chinese restaurants isn't even Chinese anyway ffs
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Core, The
16 days ago
*sigh* I really, REALLY don’t want to do this. But my car is officially broken, Bru needs a biopsy on the lump in his side, and my unemployment runs out soon. I’m already freaking out about paying rent next month. Several folks have said to just make one so here I am.
gofund.me/929ac5d7c
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You all need to learn this song by Saturday, and also fuck Celtic
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Marillion - Heart of Lothian 1985 Music Video HD - YouTube
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katie dzwierzynski
16 days ago
that’s also how i describe the pro-trump guys i see on dating apps
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Yeah, that's right, the Billy Badasses who want to take over the country are so incompetent they manage to shoot themselves in the arm while trying to shoot someone else
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16 days ago
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The music.
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