People need to realize there is no objective federal law enforcement anymore. You are investigated and punished solely because you crossed the regime.

This is not remotely a serious statement. They’re playing pro wrestling heels. And not even close to good ones. This is some outlaw, mudshow, “hot dog and a handshake” level work. This chump will never get over in a major promotion.

The image that will be on my television the most over the next few weeks.

Weird Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social

I felt seen by the Italian hands portion of the Opening Ceremony.

League sanctioned shenanigans. One guess as to who escalated this whole deal.

In less than a week the Kennedy Center has effectively closed and our local DC paper has been gutted, both by billionaires. I don’t think immigrants are our problem in this country.

It's genuinely kind of funny that the ALL-AMERICAN MAGA HALFTIME SHOW is going to have the guy who sang this as its headliner right in the middle of all the Epstein stuff

"Washington Post announces sweeping layoffs amid financial distress" This Axios headline that just showed up in my work email is such unbelievable horseshit. There is no "financial distress" for Jeff Bezos, ever.

Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats

I like that the republicans went from “OBAMA IS GONNA TELL YOU WHICH DOCTORS YOU CAN USE” to “Clippy is now your gynecologist.”

The Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports. Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...

There is something appropriately American about continuing to do the same things because of “tradition” despite statistically being wrong 70% of the time.

Broke: 25% of wizards couldn’t possibly be sociopathic dictator stans Woke: … and if they were, they wouldn’t concentrate in a high-profile named organization so everyone would know who they were Bespoke: 25%? Truly this is light escapist children’s literature

Lightning scored 11 secs into the game and has gotten their face kicked in ever since. Shouldn’t have messed with the Yucks Luck

there are many, many examples of insane right wing content grift brain rot over the last decade but it may not be possible to top michele tafoya quitting the cushiest job in sports media to get like 259 views on youtube

Jon Cooper looks ridiculous

I will never understand the appeal of country music

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that's exactly how I've aged over 20 years

The Lightning will have to overcome the bad juju of walking in wearing the Yucks uniform.

"report just in, you did very well, she wants to go to the play, she is a little freaked by the age difference but go slow" Trafficked, not connected. Girls, not women. Media needs to stop sanitizing this, now. Say what happened, clearly. People need to know. Even the dumb ones.

In a true "free press" the arrest of ANY journalist is taken as an attack on ALL journalists. But our media is not free, most of it is owned by allies of the regime, billionaires/corporations who supported his campaign and celebrated his inauguration. This is a test, and they are likely to fail it.

Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

How can anyone still defend ICE?

Big shocker here. DHS determines no investigation needed in a DHS involved shooting...... These NEED to be 3rd party. Otherwise, what is the point?

They say we live in a bubble when there is a dude so fully ensconced in podcasts, twitter, group chats, and stimulants that he thought he could dress like a literal Nazi and start shooting people in the street and be remembered as a hero These people live in a shrinking and dying parallel universe

Now action must be taken We don’t need the key We’ll break in I’ve got no patience now So sick of complacence now I’ve got no patience now So sick of complacence now Sick of sick of sick of sick of you Time has come to pay… Know your enemy!

Anyone who has dealt with insurance companies can understand how Luigi became a folk hero.

Reminder that Larry Jones is and has always been a complete asshole.

Fellas, it can’t be a coincidence that you’re experiencing a male loneliness epidemic and women are experiencing an unfuckable Nazi chud epidemic at the exact same time.

His ass was short. Terrible spot.

post a female character you love

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

Saw others doing a book thread and I know some followers of mine are big readers. What the hell, let’s do it. Book 1 of 2026: “Born a Crime” - Trevor Noah 5/5 Love Noah on TDS and often listen to his podcast since leaving the show. Somehow incredibly sad and incredibly funny simultaneously

Miami lost three games this season and their last offensive play of each one of them was a Carson Beck interception

Eat Shit Miami

Refs have been dogshit all night in Denver

If Congress had any spine whatsoever, this alone would be grounds for use of the 25th Amendment

if sports heckling involves greenland something has gone badly off the rails

the playoff committee should take into consideration that the Broncos' QB is injured before setting the field for the AFC Championship

What a TD! But 55 secs and 3 timeouts is an eternity for Allen. Denver D needs to go win it.

These are the types of games the Broncos found a way to win all year long. They need to do it again or the season ends.

Absolute gift of 3 pts for Broncos which almost makes up for the 4 they left on the field with the early Humphrey drop. Inexcusable play by Buffalo.

BIG GUY TD!!!

Broncos needed that turnover. Felt the game starting to slip.

Awful drop by Humphrey costs Denver 4 points.

Big road win for Florida Gators against 10th ranked Vanderbilt. Now looking for a big home win for the Denver Broncos.

As I'm watching Heated Rivalry again it really pisses me off that Canadian taxes dollars went towards making this masterpiece, while my tax dollars go to terrorizing the american people, assist in genocide, steal oil, and take over countries. It's fucking stupid. I hate it here.