My Testament trilogy breakdown: Testament was ambitious, but too much world building, Testament 2 was derivative and up its own ass, and Testament 3 was a pointless clusterfuck where the director was shooting from under a pile of angel dust. Total money grab by the studio. 2/10 do not recommend.

Scorched Earth South Park is the best South Park. Holy shit.

The cheeseburger that finally takes him out is gonna get so much burger poon.

I’d like to thank Marvel for handling the Punisher skull situation so perfectly in Daredevil: Born Again. Frank Castle is not on your side, you dumb cunts. If you’re gonna dip your truck nuts into nerd culture, at least have respect enough to read the stories instead of just jacking off to the guns.

Do you trust a snake? #wrestlesky @halhaneyart.bsky.social

On this, the day that #AEWDynamite surpasses WCW Nitro as the longest running wrestling show on Turner broadcasting, I'm thankful that TK kept the best part of Nitro alive in spirit - artwork by the INCREDIBLE @halhaneyart.bsky.social 🤼

Be important. Be a VIP. #wrestlesky #gaming #upw Concept Art: @halhaneyart.bsky.social

Gonna take this opportunity to plug my boy @halhaneyart.bsky.social for all things comic/wrestling related. Sings a mean tune at karaoke, too.

Whosoever holds this pencil, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor’s Rogues Gallery. Up next.

Just bought one for myself. Check out Hal’s work. He’s fantastic! Comics, wrestling, video games, and a lot more.

DAREDEVIL ROGUES GALLERY - FINISHED PIECE!! Here’s my tribute to Daredevil, seen here facing off with over 60 of his rivals, enemies, and of course, ex-girlfriends. Prints are available on my Etsy shop!

Do you remember this legend? #wrestlesky #aki #conceptart @halhaneyart.bsky.social

BIRTHDAY FLASH SALE!!

My only light at the end of this tunnel of American stupidity is that following two other eras of blatant corruption and unchecked capitalist exploitation, we got a Roosevelt. I’d like another Roosevelt to step up, please.

I’d like to see all these disaffected journalists committed to reporting the truth form an independent organization that operates similar to academia, where every news story is peer reviewed and given some kind of certification once published. Re-establish some trust, if it’s even possible.

Got these 3 beauts today @ a toy show in Hickory & meet @halhaneyart.bsky.social . Super nice guy, these 3 add on the 4 pieces of his I already own. Now to find wall space!

This is your yearly or so reminder that I once made a panini using some garlic naan and called it a panaani and you’re welcome.

Christ, a Friends game show hosted by Whitney Cummings? That’s like a Mad Libs for shitty ideas.

I used to wonder how guys like Lex Luthor and Kingpin could be elected to public office after all the shit they’d done, now I don’t.

Hey if things feel especially dark and heavy for you today - yeah, same. Please try to take care of yourself 💕

You dumb motherfuckers look pretty funny caping for an evil tech billionaire and twisting your dickbrain into a pretzel explaining away his obvious Nazi salute, but stupid the fuck on, I guess.

Insurance commercials are all comedy because if they can make you laugh, you’re less likely to take a closer look at their business model and fucking murder them to death.

Nice! The other day on Twitter, I was screwing around sketching my own Mega Man robot masters

@halhaneyart.bsky.social Thank you sir.

Art vs Artist 2024 - Here’s some of the work I’ve done this year (that I can show you, because these days, most of my work is top secret) and a picture of me and my Bonnie Bear on a daddy-daughter date a couple months ago. Gotta be a reason I do all this, right? EXCELSIOR!!

When my wife asked what I wanted for Christmas I gave her your link and said surprise me. She got me something else but my bro-in-law came through in the clutch. Great work!

80s Cartoon Villains 7-Panel - FINISHED PIECE!! To close out 2024, here’s my tribute to my favorite Saturday morning cartoon big bads from the 80s - Mon*Star, Cobra Commander, Shredder, Skeletor, Megatron, Mumm-Ra, and Hordak, all colored up and ready for your nerd cave walls! Link in thread!

Amber Lynne Addison November 15, 1980- June 15, 2005

You know it’s a good Christmas when you get some Hal Haney art! @halhaneyart.bsky.social

Sketch pencils wrapped on my Horsemen 7-panel piece. I’ll finish inks and start colors tomorrow.

Yep.

SHOP SMIHILISM!! @smihilism.bsky.social www.teepublic.com/user/smihili...

I woke up the day after the election like “motherfuck this” and all pissed off and disappointed. Day after that, I woke up completely clearheaded and started Smihilism Apparel with my buddy @ofthedead.bsky.social so we can all laugh while the world burns. Support us here! @smihilism.bsky.social

It has begun! I am avoiding #Whamhalla at all costs this year.

Comics crossed with Wrestling. What's not to love

ALL MY WRASSLIN’ ART IS UP IN MY ETSY SHOP AND IT’S 30% OFF! Etsy.com/shop/halhaneyart

Found the asshole.

You have no idea how many cartoon penises I’ve drawn recently. So much sports-related dick humor incoming.

A few more new designs up on Smihilism with a shitload more coming! Link in the @smihilism.bsky.social bio!

Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you punched your racist uncle in the balls!

Anybody comes at you with a reason to hate another group of poor or working class people, it’s on purpose on behalf of the ultra-wealthy. Don’t fucking listen to them. If you don’t learn this, you’re stupid and we’re dead. Thanks.

Thanksgivin’ hurr… face… ass… tiddies.

Wrestle Creatives 🤼‍♀️🎨 go.bsky.app/NtXARfu

NEW DESIGNS UP ON SMIHILISM!! Lots of dumb fun shit going on at Smihilism Apparel, with TONS more on the way! SHOP SMIHILISM!! tee.pub/lic/dMKFFOZQbXk

If you grew up in a working class household and you’re not pro-union, you’re an amazing dumbass.