Any day now they’re gonna start tasing each others balls

A good way to find out if a movie is actually really good is if Bret Easton Ellis doesn’t like it.

KRISTI NOEM: public opinion is cratering. we're seen as violent, bigoted brutes with no legitimacy. quick, pepper ball headshot that priest. no not that one, the handsome and telegenic one

RFK jr, barely able to utter a word that doesn’t sound like a death rattle: “I’m toolllld that theeee fatttter the hoggg the fatttter the auuuutism.” Pete Hegseth: “I HAVE THE MOST AUTISM I SWEAR YOU GUYS.”

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

Honestly I’m surprised they haven’t just pinned the whole thing on that woman that died. “I’ve heard things. I heard things about the Babbit being antifa. Such a shame.”

I thought hearing that Keith Urban is divorcing Nicole Kidman because she wants to fuck too much was gonna be the most batshit insane thing I’ve heard today but ALAS

Dress for the job you want

Was there a GOOD reason for Obama to not dismantle the DHS after taking office? It was clearly a republican wish list item to use to control and harass opposition that they shoved through because of 9/11. Dude should’ve cut it off at the root.

“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!” ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you

I see the dem politicians posting “we call on republican governors to stop the activation of national guard troops in their states” but yo at this point you need to just be posting a picture of a Waffle House parking lot with the caption “I’m here you fuckass bitch.” Call on them to suck deez nuts.

As someone who has been on the internet since the ceo of this website was 2 years old - if you’re gonna run a website where people talk you MUST be able to take more shit than the above average shit-taker can take. No sell EVERYTHING. Every current social media CEO is spectacularly failing at this.

One of the things I took away from the 60s and Richard Nixon, first mentioned by Hunter Thompson, but I believe to be true, is the fact that we believed, at time, that all our protesting, marching and sign waving was futile and pointless when in fact, it drove Richard Nixon to alcohol fueled madness

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

logging on to AO3

Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what’s happening?

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

While I’m at it: You guys know what to do!! youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Unfortunately, due to the lack of serifs, I did spend a solid minute wondering what the musician Weird Al had to do with all of this.

I once ate an entire train, piece by piece, AFTER derailing it with my penis. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Seen here - the White House Deputy Press Secretary:

This has gotta be Merzbow’s year, right?

Trump famously thought Vince McMahon was actually blown up in a limo, so this all tracks

Assata Shakur joins the ancestors a free woman. She did not die bound by the carceral system and she did not pass away living in a land that never respected or accepted her. Assata taught us that liberation can not be bargained for, it must be taken. Rest Free, Assata.

She gores him with her horn?

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

So this is the first time I - giant Apple nerd and person who would watch Jessica Chastain read a phone book - have ever even HEARD of this show. I assure you Apple, neither has maga.

Trump, desperately trying to find something to blame for Eric besides himself.

Checking the news every morning like

The FDA can advise deez nuts. Every single person who voted for these fuckers can suck satan’s cock in hell.

What movie do you consider perfect?

Stop glamorizing 'the grind' and start glamorizing whatever this is

The mainstream entertainment industry is full of powerful unions. SAG, DGA, IATSE, etc. I can’t think of a better time for all of them to tell the bosses to eat shit and declare a general strike until the corpos quit complying in advance with a fascist dictatorship.

Just to be clear I’m doing the “this fuckin guy” face while I’m doing the jerk off motion in the air while I’m reading this.

"We fight to win. That means we lose, and lose, and lose, and lose until we're ready. All you know now is how much you hate. You bank that. You hide that. You keep it alive until you know what to do with it." - Luthen Rael

LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI

Just my face getting stankier and stankier as this builds

This is important but “takeover”? Bruh it’s been that way for a loooooooong time.

Jay Johnston, pointing to a graph drawn on a white board explaining the decline in the white race, but then trips and knocks over Tim Pool’s huge collection of thimbles.

THE SEVEN LAYER BURRITO IS BACK WAR IS OVER

An assassin writes Bella Ciao in the same breath as a Notices Your Bulge meme on his bullets. One of the government responses is a practicing Hindu asserting that the fundamentalist Christian victim will join him in a Norse pagan afterlife. Welcome to the epistemic collapse.

Watching all the extremist experts try to explain the differences between online factions is like me in 1998 trying to explain why jungle is different than DnB and it has nothing to do with house or trance and then they said fuck it and called it all edm

People looking up info about Groypers: please see also Gamergate and Comicsgate because it’s the same guys.

What I have discovered today is that there is a non-zero chance that the guy who got Kirk is on my banned list in Helldivers.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative