Maynard James Keenan voice: I KNOW THE PIECES FIT

Imagining the reverse of this, a bunch of cis white women getting thrown out of a gay bar during a Sex and the City watch party. “Excuse me ladies, you have to leave, every one is worried you’re gonna get way too horny about middle aged women drooling over the most boring men alive.”

Hey everyone still using twitter - great job.

She says this as if she wouldn’t name a wizard from Iran “Al Kaboom Suicidevest.”

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Nuked my twitter from orbit. Deleted every post, didn’t download shit, fuck it. It’s digital ephemera. Put on some sunglasses, stick a tooth pick in your mouth, and hit detonate as you walk away.

President xi, plz

Someone please take this fucking monkey paw away from me I clearly can’t be trusted

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

Do we really still even need to make the case for Communist Revolution? like, you seen any of this?

Oh also today, the US withdrew from every major international treaty for climate and environmental protection, violence against women and children, and peacebuilding. More than at any point in the past 100+ years, we are the baddies now.

Line 1 of the democratic party’s platform for 2028 that the dept of homeland security should be dismantled. It was a neo-con power grab in the days following 9/11 when dems just let the gop do anything they wanted, like the patriot act. Take their entire budget and give it to the dept of education.

"What do we do with 20,000 unemployed ICE agents afterwards?"

AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.

ICE, America's Gestapo, is not a law enforcement agency that sometimes goes too far. Its entire purpose is violence and terror. Every agent who puts on that uniform does so because they want to participate in a system designed to get the outcome we saw today in Minneapolis.

One of the things that has been lost in the history of the Boston Massacre is that the citizens had assembled in protest of the murder of an 11 year old child who threw a brick through the window of a post house in protest of the Stamp Act and was killed by a British officer in retaliation

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

One thing that shouldn't be missed is that the woman murdered was queer and was murdered right in front of her wife. www.advocate.com/news/minneso...

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

There was a time in this country where this would be the line that was crossed that would end all of these people. But nope. He’ll be speaking at CPAC and hosting a podcast soon.

holy crap i am time traveling wantmymtv.vercel.app

I think if you use inside information to bet on military operations on Polymarket you deserve to be flogged and keel hauled.....and then immediately yeeted into the sun.

Gettin’ chilly outside

I’ll save everyone some time - Gollum is in the lava.

People ran Parker Malloy off of here because she said they were weird for adding boobs to vg characters. To those people, as an old weirdo myself, I promise you life gets easier when you accept that you’re a weirdo. Adding boobs to an Animal Crossing character is objectively weird. Own that shit.

Easy. Then and now are still the same.

This one is resonating today. #Andor

Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning

You are delusional if you think that every single republican who yesterday said they wouldn’t support this will absolutely die on the hill that it was the only thing to be done after it’s already happened.

So if you think this one through - Trump is actively thinking about a scene in Forrest Gump where this song plays as helicopters fly over the jungle in Vietnam and saying “oh awesome just like in Forrest Gump.”

Me, after putting a squirrel in my pants for the purposes of gambling:

The US govt is saying that they did this to stop cocaine deaths in the United States. According to data from the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) and the CDC, using data from 2023: Prescription opioid deaths: Approximately 80,000 Cocaine-involved deaths: 29,449

Evergreen tweet

Lots of people really showing that they don’t know the definition of “unprecedented” this morning because we’ve been doing this bullshit for CENTURIES. We are the Evil Empire.

This is like asking my car why I crashed into the liquor store.

Aloof wife / mayor boyfriend

Heading into 2026 like

Heading into 2026 like

Heading into 2026 like

Continuing with the theme that this year was absolute garbage the results of which will likely mean the end of all humanity - this is my last meal for 2025. Just this entire fuckin box.

Happy New Year, Bluesky.