here I go lol

can't wait to host star trek trivia tonight!!!

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

get a load of my perfectly honed algorithm

so let me just review: the billionaire pedophiles who all support and fund anti-trans bullshit and run the kill yourself chatbot decided to keep their product mkcultraing a trans girl to themselves until she’d enacted violent behavior that serves their interests

yeah, just think about who killed Hitler!!

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

remember when people could retire at 65? lmao

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

this is how the cyber smith posts

daniel day drinkin

Europeans love being named like "Pilou" and owning me in impeccable English

some of us just like weird lil gremlins man, chill

so the show is called "Sailor" moon. thats her rank, and her friends are Sailors too. if They're all Sailors then who's in command of the ship

there is an idea of a Patrick Basement, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only a crawlspace, something illusory...

seems like my furnace stopped working last night

going down to the emergency room again today so i can see a doctor and ask them for a loan

police can't figure out why local teens keep mysteriously dying me (a cop) ask the chief if it could be an evil virus, or the curse of a hate-filled videotape chief is confused so i pull out a diagram explaining what is a cursed videotape and what is an evil virus he laughs and says "you're fired"

just finished having anxiety. so no more of that anymore

not checkin it out, but i bet Howie Mandel is in those epstein papers

get creative, finish the image however you want in the replies

looks like i got to the part in "The Night Manager" by John Le Carré where you're supposed to stop reading

Setting up alts that say shit like "Suck the penis friday!" and "Hold your loved ones tuesday" and following them on your bluesky addicted millenial significant other's bluesky account so they remember to show you physical affection.

do you think patrick stewart and the guy whose hands were playing the flute in that tng episode ever explored each others bodies

i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day

at the end of this month i'm hosting a Star Trek Trivia event and i would like to ask you, the girl reading this, for suggestions re potential questions and/or tiebreaker minigames, especially if they are kind of silly.

hit the thrift stores early and snapped up the last of what i hope are the minimum requirements to finally take some pictures and rent the place out (to the cooperative that provides housing to agency nurses working here temporarily, the most ethical way i can be a landlord in this town)

fingered your dad at the Melania screening

epstein and steve bannon chat about Trump fucking Madeleine westerhout, then laugh about his small dick. "ivanka knows he is a dumbfuck"

The technology to keep the planet livable and make life good for everyone is here today and can be invested in now but they want to set our future on fire trying to make a robot that will fuck them

*obviously addicted to a neverending carousel of escalating thrills* i need to kill a man just to feel alive groimes...

bought an end table off marketplace and feel like i need to offgas it before bringing it inside

done and got halfway through the Canticle for Leibowitz audiobook while doing it. and very grateful it is not a full-time gig because i would have absolutely no free time outside of sleeping and taking hot baths

When will these ghouls be made to feel fucking pain?

my only good celebrity impression lol

wrong. I'm a philosopher king

barnacle Jim evil twin

can't let any Highlander reference slide past me without pointing out Chris Lambert's brief stint as Mr Diane Lane

they should start publishing pictures of the American concentration camps and fucked up shit in black and white. then maybe libs will do something because taking action will be like the "WWII heroism" that they lionise

Darth Vader whacking off with force choke

custom dyeing a thrifted turtleneck to make it "voyager purple" because i guess this is one of the things I do now

A lovely piece by Nathan Munn from Canada about how it feels right now to live upstairs from the world's shittiest loudest neighbor. "It’s strange to vacillate from damn near cheery to dread so quickly, but it feels like a healthy adaptation to an existential threat."

he’s right

i made unbelievably delicious pho

many years ago, i chose to believe that this is how the story ends. i release you, you're free

how do you suppose Q felt about Picard getting assimilated? it's arguably Q's fault

gangster shit