Willem Dafriend
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i believe this speaks for itself
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we have such shite to show you
over 1 year ago
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i keep finding bad surprises as i try and make my attic livable. i'm moving up here in order to rent out my main floor to agency nurses/docs, which should finance my survival while i wait for news about my job. if you wish to support me, please consider throwing me some Christmas money π€‘
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about 5 hours ago
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found a free tape measure under the fucked up bathroom sink
about 7 hours ago
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Jesus Lizard Superstar π€ πππ
3 days ago
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
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season's greetings! if you enjoy this clip of Frank Parker sending an innocent alien to Hell, you might also enjoy watching this very dumb video series i'm making
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3 days ago
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Slow Ominous "Auld Lang Syne" Cover
3 days ago
He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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hello, I have painstakingly listened to each and every SA Christmas Album and put my 49 favourite songs into one playlist. please use this to scare your family
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Crestmas - YouTube
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4 days ago
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hello, I have painstakingly listened to each and every SA Christmas Album and put my 49 favourite songs into one playlist. please use this to scare your family
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Crestmas - YouTube
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrOEgJyfloe9G7yZyypOWtgQT5WSwyOjm
4 days ago
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me after five years of practicing Blender daily
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6 days ago
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Timothy Burke
6 days ago
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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[ALL] Oh! There goes Mr. Hot Shit Draped in red velour, A ring on every finger A greasy new coiffure. [FARM ANIMALS] It seems old Scrooge inherited Some secret wealth or prizes [SINGING FOOD] Don't look at him directly, proles The bling will burn your eyeses
6 days ago
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horse_eunuchs
7 days ago
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then went forth to Pink Poney Club for dancing; although, being mightily tired, I found it very dull, and my wife's bad temper vexed me.
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7 days ago
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Necromomicon
8 days ago
Every woman starts out trying to be loved, and those with any self esteem end up preferring to be feared.
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i brought this to the 90s Christmas costume party. thank you
8 days ago
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is this a Christ?
8 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
10 days ago
[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
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skill issue lol
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10 days ago
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the annual jcs video has dropped πΏ
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11 days ago
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why won't you people just grant me peace
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depanneur.bsky.social's Bluesky Wrapped 2025
Check out depanneur.bsky.social's year on Bluesky!
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12 days ago
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in france the twingo was the smallest car i had ever seen even by european standards. there was a joke about how it's the only car where "your ass is in the trunk while your feet are in the engine". i love a good twingo
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12 days ago
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I've been singing this song to Thurman for years and improving new solos and stuff, adding fuckin gracenotes and trills and replacing the lyrics with "bow wow bow wow", because until today I always assumed it was just a half-remembered jingle from an ad for a Ford truck or something
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ZZ Top - La Grange
YouTube video by Michael Baker
https://youtu.be/Vppbdf-qtGU
18 days ago
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It was almost noon, and we still had more than 100 miles to go. They would be tough miles. Very soon, I knew, we would both be completely twisted. But there was no going back, and no time to rest. We would have to ride it out.
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19 days ago
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It was almost noon, and we still had more than 100 miles to go. They would be tough miles. Very soon, I knew, we would both be completely twisted. But there was no going back, and no time to rest. We would have to ride it out.
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19 days ago
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pro-watch if you can find it, this movie is thurman's namesake
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19 days ago
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ππΆπ¦π₯³ Vegetable Gremlin βΌβπ»π₯¦π₯π β«
23 days ago
doogie howser delighted in contradictions and defying expectations. for example doogie was a child, yet had already been to college. doogie was a doctor, but had an italian friend.
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just what grandma intended for me
24 days ago
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if i went to the theatre and the mf sat in front of me is 6'8" and wearing a stovepipe hat, I'd want to shoot him too
3 months ago
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thanks to your help i've started converting my tiny attic into a loft. i hope to rent out the ground floor by january in order to pay the bills long-term. i've got lots of framing and plumbing to do in the meantime, so i would be very grateful if you could boost this! π¨
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28 days ago
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i don't think i'm gonna make it this round
about 1 month ago
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the next video will recap "Doppelganger", the two-part episode where Frank gets split into two Franks, and it is taking all of my willpower not to draw a "Frank On Frank" version of that b&w poster of two girls kissing that every 90s bro had on his dorm room wall for the video thumbnail
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about 1 month ago
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for 15+ years, Canada has had the capacity to become a global leader in renewable energy. why have we always lacked the political will to bring those policies to bear, yet always more than enough capital for this loser shit?
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about 1 month ago
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my dog's vet can fix you for $300 and an hour of your time
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about 1 month ago
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here is my latest video recap on the little-known 90s sci-fi series Seven Days, wherein I also do my best to own everybody from Nilered to Elon Musk. there is also footage of exploding cars.
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Drive-Ins, Diners, and Dysentery | SEVEN DAYS
YouTube video by what's on today?
https://youtu.be/wyFxMXQipnc
about 1 month ago
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patrick
about 1 month ago
When you work for the Canada Food Inspection Agency
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Tart Attack
about 1 month ago
in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, prithee what home ingredients make nitroglycerine?
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we're pals, right? we've always been good friends haven't we
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about 1 month ago
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the car and the clock are by far the worst things humanity hath wrought
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about 1 month ago
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hane goshi his whole mass like a trebuchet over the Brandywine bridge and watch the cast iron pots and pans in his backpack pin him to the bottom of the river
about 2 months ago
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"Maybe this time things will work out ok" β Me, absolutely zooted out of my senses
about 1 month ago
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unfortunatelu youtube music received a traumatic brain injury and has to be euthanised
over 2 years ago
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look at this new title sequence i made for my channel. we are so back
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about 2 months ago
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josh (auldfriend99)
about 2 months ago
You just tucked in the wrong guy
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Robert
about 2 months ago
Enter Pozzo and Lucky. POZZO: Well well well, if it isnβt the blow job brothers.
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Mike.β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
about 2 months ago
I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.
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that's just the Kennedy training in action
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about 2 months ago
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i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future. i have needed help for awhile now. the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far. check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
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about 2 months ago
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i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future. i have needed help for awhile now. the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far. check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story"
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about 2 months ago
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gibbet cage
5 months ago
Anyone ever tupped Goody Smythe after a night of elderberry wine? If so did you also wake up to find you were wearing her late husbands hat? The one with the buckle on it..
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gibbet cage
9 months ago
Accidentally added goody smythe to the group chat where weβre planning on taking her husband out on a hunting trip and leaving him in the woods to die. She was heart reacting all of our messages though
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i am buzzed, ask me anything and receive the TRUTH
about 2 months ago
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