Willem Dafriend
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i believe this speaks for itself
https://youtube.com/@whatsontoday
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we have such shite to show you
over 1 year ago
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Ian Boudreau
2 days ago
Don't say this enough but Fandom's total destruction of fan wikis was and is a crime
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hello, i need some help for hopefully the last time. i've been doing all kinds of odd jobs this month to keep my head above water, but i am $450 short to pay off my past-due phone bill (they're gonna disconnect me on april 28th). please help me keep posting if you are able to!! (but if not it's ok)
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Support Nicole
Support Nicole
https://ko-fi.com/depanneur/goal?g=0
2 days ago
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Pazuzu
5 days ago
38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire
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harm reduction tip: remember not to look in the mirror after doing drugs
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7 days ago
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my pal has roped me into helping her check wristbands at the local Weed Festival tonight but is insisting that we dress as professional wrestlers. she's making me wear a leather duster
9 days ago
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@gay-goth-mom.bsky.social
do it for me
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9 days ago
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Eric Wickham
11 days ago
This site will never stop making me laugh
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this is what the looney tunes see each time they say "that's all folks"
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11 days ago
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Quest 64 Official
13 days ago
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figured out the tender art of yassifying oneself only requires that lipliner trick that all the Influencers do these days. let my knowledge serve you
20 days ago
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Star Trek II: The Rautha Khan
about 2 years ago
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i often find myself wondering whether Goatse is having a good day. i hope he's having regular bm's
24 days ago
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Becky Hopkins
26 days ago
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i want the story of the irate guy whom the entire city conspired to fuck over
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26 days ago
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if somebody brought me to No Country For Old Men on a first date i wouldn't even wait until getting home to fuck them
about 1 month ago
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tomorrow afternoon i have two scheduled viewings of my house which will hopefully usher in my lucrative but temporary landlord phase. i am sorry. to counterbalance my metaphysical punch card, i am going to steal a lot of moss from corporate property tomorrow after dark and transplant it into my yard
about 1 month ago
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there's still meat on that bone, for those with eyes to see it
about 1 month ago
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Heather Campbell
about 1 month ago
I was a commissioner with the Calgary Police Commission for 4 years, starting in 2020. I sat in hundreds of hours of meetings. In these oversight and governance meetings, I asked questions to police officers. They would often lie in their responses to me, as a regular practice. 1/
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Adam
about 1 month ago
Transport Canada wants to hear about your experience with vehicle headlights and glare at night
www.surveymonkey.ca/r/F9WBTLZ
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me, whenever i remember or am reminded of leonard j. crabs
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about 1 month ago
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utopia deferred
about 2 months ago
Is it too much to ask that democratic politicians believe in America the same way that *squints* Vladimir Ilyich Lenin believed in America
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this is what Pocahontas really ate back then. what a beautiful and apropos tribute
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about 2 months ago
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Seth Rosenthal
about 2 months ago
solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want
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gibbet cage
about 2 months ago
Goody Smythe “accidentally” grazing her goats on my pasture again. Just so she can knock on my door to apologise and flutter her eyelashes and wrest at the hem of the mucky skirts that envelop her ample hips…those calloused hands.. that gleaming pious brow
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squeaker insertion procedure... complete
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about 2 months ago
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some bitches will do anything to avoid coming out as bi
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about 2 months ago
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Kenny Logins
about 2 months ago
he’s gone half old bilbo covet repeat we have 50 percent ring-covetous elderly bilbo baggins situation
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Thurman's 7th birthday is tomorrow, and besides the usual fanfare, i am going to try and recreate his favourite stuffy, which he has killed several times over (cOnTiNuEd...)
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about 2 months ago
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no duh, thats why we've all been talking about "when it finally happens"
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about 2 months ago
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Good Trailcams
about 2 months ago
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Ingwit
about 2 months ago
@depanneur.bsky.social
Where does your house fit in this?
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This house - Swedemason
YouTube video by swedemason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16DR-dm0DxM
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this has been working out great so far
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about 2 months ago
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I wish a mf WOULD threaten my way of life
about 2 months ago
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how come everybody talks about the mandalorian but you hardly even care about The Man, DeLorean?? guess what, he was framed
about 2 months ago
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here I go lol
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2 months ago
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can't wait to host star trek trivia tonight!!!
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2 months ago
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konnaire
3 months ago
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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get a load of my perfectly honed algorithm
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Which Fallout Protagonists are CIRCUMCISED?
YouTube video by NoodleGod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKw498dkSec
2 months ago
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Collaterly
2 months ago
so let me just review: the billionaire pedophiles who all support and fund anti-trans bullshit and run the kill yourself chatbot decided to keep their product mkcultraing a trans girl to themselves until she’d enacted violent behavior that serves their interests
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yeah, just think about who killed Hitler!!
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2 months ago
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The Cool Dude
5 months ago
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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remember when people could retire at 65? lmao
2 months ago
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this is how the cyber smith posts
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2 months ago
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linktothepabst
2 months ago
daniel day drinkin
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Europeans love being named like "Pilou" and owning me in impeccable English
2 months ago
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some of us just like weird lil gremlins man, chill
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2 months ago
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so the show is called "Sailor" moon. thats her rank, and her friends are Sailors too. if They're all Sailors then who's in command of the ship
2 months ago
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there is an idea of a Patrick Basement, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only a crawlspace, something illusory...
3 months ago
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seems like my furnace stopped working last night
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3 months ago
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going down to the emergency room again today so i can see a doctor and ask them for a loan
3 months ago
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