i keep finding bad surprises as i try and make my attic livable. i'm moving up here in order to rent out my main floor to agency nurses/docs, which should finance my survival while i wait for news about my job. if you wish to support me, please consider throwing me some Christmas money 🤡

found a free tape measure under the fucked up bathroom sink

Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear

season's greetings! if you enjoy this clip of Frank Parker sending an innocent alien to Hell, you might also enjoy watching this very dumb video series i'm making

He never sleeps, Tiny Tim. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

hello, I have painstakingly listened to each and every SA Christmas Album and put my 49 favourite songs into one playlist. please use this to scare your family

hello, I have painstakingly listened to each and every SA Christmas Album and put my 49 favourite songs into one playlist. please use this to scare your family

me after five years of practicing Blender daily

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

[ALL] Oh! There goes Mr. Hot Shit Draped in red velour, A ring on every finger A greasy new coiffure. [FARM ANIMALS] It seems old Scrooge inherited Some secret wealth or prizes [SINGING FOOD] Don't look at him directly, proles The bling will burn your eyeses

then went forth to Pink Poney Club for dancing; although, being mightily tired, I found it very dull, and my wife's bad temper vexed me.

Every woman starts out trying to be loved, and those with any self esteem end up preferring to be feared.

i brought this to the 90s Christmas costume party. thank you

is this a Christ?

[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?

skill issue lol

the annual jcs video has dropped 🍿

why won't you people just grant me peace

in france the twingo was the smallest car i had ever seen even by european standards. there was a joke about how it's the only car where "your ass is in the trunk while your feet are in the engine". i love a good twingo

I've been singing this song to Thurman for years and improving new solos and stuff, adding fuckin gracenotes and trills and replacing the lyrics with "bow wow bow wow", because until today I always assumed it was just a half-remembered jingle from an ad for a Ford truck or something

It was almost noon, and we still had more than 100 miles to go. They would be tough miles. Very soon, I knew, we would both be completely twisted. But there was no going back, and no time to rest. We would have to ride it out.

It was almost noon, and we still had more than 100 miles to go. They would be tough miles. Very soon, I knew, we would both be completely twisted. But there was no going back, and no time to rest. We would have to ride it out.

pro-watch if you can find it, this movie is thurman's namesake

doogie howser delighted in contradictions and defying expectations. for example doogie was a child, yet had already been to college. doogie was a doctor, but had an italian friend.

just what grandma intended for me

if i went to the theatre and the mf sat in front of me is 6'8" and wearing a stovepipe hat, I'd want to shoot him too

thanks to your help i've started converting my tiny attic into a loft. i hope to rent out the ground floor by january in order to pay the bills long-term. i've got lots of framing and plumbing to do in the meantime, so i would be very grateful if you could boost this! 🔨 ko-fi.com/depanneur

i don't think i'm gonna make it this round

the next video will recap "Doppelganger", the two-part episode where Frank gets split into two Franks, and it is taking all of my willpower not to draw a "Frank On Frank" version of that b&w poster of two girls kissing that every 90s bro had on his dorm room wall for the video thumbnail

for 15+ years, Canada has had the capacity to become a global leader in renewable energy. why have we always lacked the political will to bring those policies to bear, yet always more than enough capital for this loser shit?

my dog's vet can fix you for $300 and an hour of your time

here is my latest video recap on the little-known 90s sci-fi series Seven Days, wherein I also do my best to own everybody from Nilered to Elon Musk. there is also footage of exploding cars.

When you work for the Canada Food Inspection Agency

in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, prithee what home ingredients make nitroglycerine?

we're pals, right? we've always been good friends haven't we

the car and the clock are by far the worst things humanity hath wrought

hane goshi his whole mass like a trebuchet over the Brandywine bridge and watch the cast iron pots and pans in his backpack pin him to the bottom of the river

"Maybe this time things will work out ok" – Me, absolutely zooted out of my senses

unfortunatelu youtube music received a traumatic brain injury and has to be euthanised

look at this new title sequence i made for my channel. we are so back

You just tucked in the wrong guy

Enter Pozzo and Lucky. POZZO: Well well well, if it isn’t the blow job brothers.

I bet I could wreck a Hobbit open palm slaps only no knuckles allowed. Just one well placed pop across the rosy cheek, thrown from the shoulder, and Pippin goes spinning to the dirt floor. Knock his fucking lights into The Age That Comes After.

that's just the Kennedy training in action

i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future. i have needed help for awhile now. the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far. check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story" ko-fi.com/depanneur

i apologise in advance for reskeeting this ad nauseam in the foreseeable future. i have needed help for awhile now. the white executives @ my FN org have been illegally withholding my pay for 18 months so far. check replies for (paul harvey voice) "the REST, of the story" ko-fi.com/depanneur

Anyone ever tupped Goody Smythe after a night of elderberry wine? If so did you also wake up to find you were wearing her late husbands hat? The one with the buckle on it..

Accidentally added goody smythe to the group chat where we’re planning on taking her husband out on a hunting trip and leaving him in the woods to die. She was heart reacting all of our messages though

i am buzzed, ask me anything and receive the TRUTH