Willem Dafriend
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i believe this speaks for itself
https://youtube.com/@whatsontoday
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we have such shite to show you
over 1 year ago
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here I go lol
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1 day ago
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can't wait to host star trek trivia tonight!!!
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1 day ago
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konnaire
about 1 month ago
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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get a load of my perfectly honed algorithm
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Which Fallout Protagonists are CIRCUMCISED?
YouTube video by NoodleGod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKw498dkSec
3 days ago
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Collaterly
6 days ago
so let me just review: the billionaire pedophiles who all support and fund anti-trans bullshit and run the kill yourself chatbot decided to keep their product mkcultraing a trans girl to themselves until she’d enacted violent behavior that serves their interests
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yeah, just think about who killed Hitler!!
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8 days ago
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The Cold Dude
3 months ago
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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remember when people could retire at 65? lmao
8 days ago
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madeline odent
10 days ago
The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
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this is how the cyber smith posts
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13 days ago
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linktothepabst
13 days ago
daniel day drinkin
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Europeans love being named like "Pilou" and owning me in impeccable English
13 days ago
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some of us just like weird lil gremlins man, chill
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13 days ago
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so the show is called "Sailor" moon. thats her rank, and her friends are Sailors too. if They're all Sailors then who's in command of the ship
14 days ago
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there is an idea of a Patrick Basement, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only a crawlspace, something illusory...
15 days ago
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seems like my furnace stopped working last night
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16 days ago
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going down to the emergency room again today so i can see a doctor and ask them for a loan
16 days ago
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police can't figure out why local teens keep mysteriously dying me (a cop) ask the chief if it could be an evil virus, or the curse of a hate-filled videotape chief is confused so i pull out a diagram explaining what is a cursed videotape and what is an evil virus he laughs and says "you're fired"
16 days ago
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just finished having anxiety. so no more of that anymore
16 days ago
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not checkin it out, but i bet Howie Mandel is in those epstein papers
16 days ago
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Skip, the Online Raccoon
16 days ago
get creative, finish the image however you want in the replies
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looks like i got to the part in "The Night Manager" by John Le Carré where you're supposed to stop reading
17 days ago
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Smams
20 days ago
Setting up alts that say shit like "Suck the penis friday!" and "Hold your loved ones tuesday" and following them on your bluesky addicted millenial significant other's bluesky account so they remember to show you physical affection.
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Raea 🦋✨🏳️⚧️🏴
30 days ago
do you think patrick stewart and the guy whose hands were playing the flute in that tng episode ever explored each others bodies
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relax guys, it’s still ken
10 months ago
i made some desk job affirmations to get me through the day
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at the end of this month i'm hosting a Star Trek Trivia event and i would like to ask you, the girl reading this, for suggestions re potential questions and/or tiebreaker minigames, especially if they are kind of silly.
22 days ago
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hit the thrift stores early and snapped up the last of what i hope are the minimum requirements to finally take some pictures and rent the place out (to the cooperative that provides housing to agency nurses working here temporarily, the most ethical way i can be a landlord in this town)
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23 days ago
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Gordo!
23 days ago
fingered your dad at the Melania screening
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epstein and steve bannon chat about Trump fucking Madeleine westerhout, then laugh about his small dick. "ivanka knows he is a dumbfuck"
23 days ago
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krat
25 days ago
The technology to keep the planet livable and make life good for everyone is here today and can be invested in now but they want to set our future on fire trying to make a robot that will fuck them
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*obviously addicted to a neverending carousel of escalating thrills* i need to kill a man just to feel alive groimes...
over 1 year ago
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bought an end table off marketplace and feel like i need to offgas it before bringing it inside
26 days ago
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done and got halfway through the Canticle for Leibowitz audiobook while doing it. and very grateful it is not a full-time gig because i would have absolutely no free time outside of sleeping and taking hot baths
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27 days ago
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Assignment Understander
27 days ago
When will these ghouls be made to feel fucking pain?
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my only good celebrity impression lol
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27 days ago
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wrong. I'm a philosopher king
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28 days ago
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barnacle Jim evil twin
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28 days ago
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can't let any Highlander reference slide past me without pointing out Chris Lambert's brief stint as Mr Diane Lane
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29 days ago
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they should start publishing pictures of the American concentration camps and fucked up shit in black and white. then maybe libs will do something because taking action will be like the "WWII heroism" that they lionise
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about 1 month ago
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Dan Clyne
about 1 month ago
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Darth Vader whacking off with force choke
about 1 month ago
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custom dyeing a thrifted turtleneck to make it "voyager purple" because i guess this is one of the things I do now
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about 1 month ago
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Luke O'Neil
about 1 month ago
A lovely piece by Nathan Munn from Canada about how it feels right now to live upstairs from the world's shittiest loudest neighbor. "It’s strange to vacillate from damn near cheery to dread so quickly, but it feels like a healthy adaptation to an existential threat."
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It really really really could happen
Ah shit they're saying our days as the global hegemon are over. I was really materially benefiting from that. :( Needless to say people are mad at us. And that's ok we had it coming. Today Nathan Mun...
https://www.welcometohellworld.com/it-really-really-really-could-happen/
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Josh Sawyer
about 1 month ago
he’s right
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i made unbelievably delicious pho
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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many years ago, i chose to believe that this is how the story ends. i release you, you're free
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about 1 month ago
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how do you suppose Q felt about Picard getting assimilated? it's arguably Q's fault
about 1 month ago
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Skrrt Vonnegut
about 1 month ago
gangster shit
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