Don't say this enough but Fandom's total destruction of fan wikis was and is a crime

hello, i need some help for hopefully the last time. i've been doing all kinds of odd jobs this month to keep my head above water, but i am $450 short to pay off my past-due phone bill (they're gonna disconnect me on april 28th). please help me keep posting if you are able to!! (but if not it's ok)

38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today. Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

harm reduction tip: remember not to look in the mirror after doing drugs

my pal has roped me into helping her check wristbands at the local Weed Festival tonight but is insisting that we dress as professional wrestlers. she's making me wear a leather duster

@gay-goth-mom.bsky.social do it for me

This site will never stop making me laugh

this is what the looney tunes see each time they say "that's all folks"

figured out the tender art of yassifying oneself only requires that lipliner trick that all the Influencers do these days. let my knowledge serve you

Star Trek II: The Rautha Khan

i often find myself wondering whether Goatse is having a good day. i hope he's having regular bm's

i want the story of the irate guy whom the entire city conspired to fuck over

if somebody brought me to No Country For Old Men on a first date i wouldn't even wait until getting home to fuck them

tomorrow afternoon i have two scheduled viewings of my house which will hopefully usher in my lucrative but temporary landlord phase. i am sorry. to counterbalance my metaphysical punch card, i am going to steal a lot of moss from corporate property tomorrow after dark and transplant it into my yard

there's still meat on that bone, for those with eyes to see it

I was a commissioner with the Calgary Police Commission for 4 years, starting in 2020. I sat in hundreds of hours of meetings. In these oversight and governance meetings, I asked questions to police officers. They would often lie in their responses to me, as a regular practice. 1/

Transport Canada wants to hear about your experience with vehicle headlights and glare at night www.surveymonkey.ca/r/F9WBTLZ

me, whenever i remember or am reminded of leonard j. crabs

Is it too much to ask that democratic politicians believe in America the same way that *squints* Vladimir Ilyich Lenin believed in America

this is what Pocahontas really ate back then. what a beautiful and apropos tribute

solidarity with all the children out there throwing tantrums. stay strong. you WILL get what you want

Goody Smythe “accidentally” grazing her goats on my pasture again. Just so she can knock on my door to apologise and flutter her eyelashes and wrest at the hem of the mucky skirts that envelop her ample hips…those calloused hands.. that gleaming pious brow

squeaker insertion procedure... complete

some bitches will do anything to avoid coming out as bi

he’s gone half old bilbo covet repeat we have 50 percent ring-covetous elderly bilbo baggins situation

Thurman's 7th birthday is tomorrow, and besides the usual fanfare, i am going to try and recreate his favourite stuffy, which he has killed several times over (cOnTiNuEd...)

no duh, thats why we've all been talking about "when it finally happens"

@depanneur.bsky.social Where does your house fit in this?

this has been working out great so far

I wish a mf WOULD threaten my way of life

how come everybody talks about the mandalorian but you hardly even care about The Man, DeLorean?? guess what, he was framed

here I go lol

can't wait to host star trek trivia tonight!!!

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

get a load of my perfectly honed algorithm

so let me just review: the billionaire pedophiles who all support and fund anti-trans bullshit and run the kill yourself chatbot decided to keep their product mkcultraing a trans girl to themselves until she’d enacted violent behavior that serves their interests

yeah, just think about who killed Hitler!!

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

remember when people could retire at 65? lmao

this is how the cyber smith posts

daniel day drinkin

Europeans love being named like "Pilou" and owning me in impeccable English

some of us just like weird lil gremlins man, chill

so the show is called "Sailor" moon. thats her rank, and her friends are Sailors too. if They're all Sailors then who's in command of the ship

there is an idea of a Patrick Basement, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only a crawlspace, something illusory...

seems like my furnace stopped working last night

going down to the emergency room again today so i can see a doctor and ask them for a loan