The thing they don't tell you about having a stalker is just how embarrassing it is

Nice

This wasn't just a win for me. It was a win for all of us

Well, it happened, and you're going to have to deal with it

I would like it if this place was less bad

You would not believe the fucking weekend I had. I had two shawarmas

Maybe alienating your user base is a bad idea but dont let me stop you, big dog

I was 15 when they first announced this train and 19 when they started construction. Im 33 years old and I'm starting to think Christ returning is more likely than this thing ever opening

"Hey chat you'll never guess what happened to me. Check out this scandalous audio recording." "You're fired." "Ok."

Five hour train ride at 6:30 in the morning with the seat directly beside the toilet. Travel planning is my passion

Wistfully imagining a world where things were able to be about something other than specific politicians that you don't like

Had to get two fillings today and for some reason I apologized to the dentist afterwards

Crossing the street to avoid a skunk and a rat, who are potentially in cahoots

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Im in crisis (made a mastodon account)

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Watching the balkanization of the social media landscape and can't help but feel nostalgia for the homeland

I moved to a small town about a decade ago and I remember being so impressed to see the number of bicycles/scooters outside the bar. "A cycling community, how wonderful," I thought to myself.

It's almost like the people selling you on this product are not telling the truth about what they're actually selling

I think it's better to attempt a joke in the replies than to not, but I would appreciate it if the jokes were funnier.

Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, it's been a really tough year for mr and mrs jerk. The economy is in the pits and their rent is going up. They told me they can't pay for their son, Eddie Jerk, to take clarinet lessons anymore. I just thought you should know.

Congratulations Euan!

Ah, this was written by someone at the Frontier Centre. I'm curious as to why Maclean's would publish this. The former Ontario reporter at PressProgress did some great coverage of this specific thinktank. pressprogress.ca/frontier-cen...

Maybe we should provide for the young people instead of forcing them to endure more bad stuff. But I dont know, I'm just a guy, don't listen to me

Thrilled to be included in this year's "future of independent media event" promo poster, doing what we all should be doing more of, drinking water.

Stop driving your car into my car

END OF THE WORLD FAILS AGAIN

Whats your job going to be after the rapture? I think I will be the person screaming "no" and crying in the distance while the wind blows loudly through the empty city streets.

I regret to inform you that I am now yelling about horse chiropractors

I went to a horse chiropractor and he really messed up my hind legs

I have upset the horse people, the chiropractors, and the people who have sustained minor neck injuries with this one

A family member has a friend who went to school to be a horse chiropractor and I can't get over how funny that is

Ben Mulroney is blurring the lines between journalism, business, lobbying and partisan politics The new host of Global News’ national political news show also works for registered lobby groups, advises businesses and hosted election events for Pierre Poilievre’s Conservatives earlier this year

I like to think there's a Lord of the Rings draft where when Sam finds Frodo poisoned by Shelob, he makes him drink the light of Eärendil, and it makes him explode.

Sometimes, when you're watching the Lord of the Rings with your family, your friend gets in a fight online about something they didn't even say.

Does anyone want to argue

always been a fan of this one too www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS88...

A conference on refugee healthcare lost sponsors, and a talk for employees at Canada's public health agency was cancelled, after Palestine advocates were labelled "antisemitic." A look at the campaigns targeting doctors who want to discuss the health crisis in Gaza: pressprogress.ca/campaigns-ta...

You *could* just show up to a protest and join the big crowd yelling things you agree with, but *maybe* you should sign up to the official protest attendance sheet so you get one million fundraiser emails while also getting your name on a list that probably will be of interest to some folks.

Im a simple man. I see Richie post a story, and I share

I saw a 40 year old hockey podcaster admit he didn't know "the moon moved" and so many things about the world became very clear to me

The number of people who have somehow interpreted this post as a defense of Jordan Peterson is more than one, and I genuinely don't know how to deal with that.

I think a mark of someone who has grown comfortable selling a subpar product is open contempt for their customer's intelligence. Blaming the malfunction on wifi is exhibit b.

boiling the ocean for the chance to have an app not tell you how to make a sauce properly

Hilarious malfunction aside. The entire premise of this demo is ridiculous. Google the recipe, scroll past the SEO slop before the recipe. Read the recipe. Make the sauce.

Will the comedy/free-speech community be upset or happy Jimmy Kimmel is suspended? Is this more or less of an attack on free speech than when Jordan Peterson was asked to take social media training by his professional body? I am just asking some questions

I take no pleasure in announcing this

Maybe we don't need AI to do all the things we already do but slightly worse