whenever i post on instagram their AI shit will be like "explore more images of women hanging out" like hey man how about you shut the fuck up

another 28th sketch

Learning to love my BPD part 1

i think it actually rocks when women take testosterone

local vampire girl claims another victim

had to document this mornings outfit before it got cold

Giving this a bump, hope is to be making a posting work in the new year again.

Liberalism at its finest is talking a good game and then when the chips are down just straight up screwing over children to give a few bucks to rich people.

Incorrect.

Baby boomers were born to mothers denied access to birth control and divorce and it’s a miracle they haven’t all snuffed themselves.

When it comes to safety, railroad companies will spare no expense to make it worse.

Don’t never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam y’all have no idea how chaotically horny y’all’s parents were at 9pm on Mondays

Losing the McCuban is the biggest tragedy of 2001.

If you’re following me for my porn, here ya go! 😘 If you’re following me for my Mega Man hot takes, the best antagonist in the entirety of the series (all sub-series included) is Vile, specifically the version from the manga. #transnsfw #nsfw #femboy #feet #enbynsfw #puffynipples #emonsfw

“Fundamentally, the problem with America is how it fails its most vulnerable: guys who sold a website to the New York Times for millions of dollars and then lost it all betting on basketball”

here is my latest video recap on the little-known 90s sci-fi series Seven Days, wherein I also do my best to own everybody from Nilered to Elon Musk. there is also footage of exploding cars.

I was disadvantaged in the duel as I had sold my pistols to buy a comb for my wife's beautiful hair. But as we turned on the count of ten, I saw she had shaved her head so loose hair would not interfere with her deadly bald aim.

None of these people made their money from media. They made money selling our food and water back to us, and they bought the media for yes than they spend on yacht paint.

i got to do track star and it was so much fun! extremely embarrassed by the band that finally defeated me tho lol

The most gorgeous girl you know is going to end up in a committed relationship with chicago hot dogs.

If your childhood is unpleasant enough, you're never really going to enjoy holiday stuff. There's this day coming and it's going to be super unpleasant, and none of the adults acknowledge how bad it always is, but you know it's coming, and the TV, and everything, keep counting down.

This.

Dunno about weirdest, but without a doubt my most controversial kink is orientation play aka 'dykebreaking'. Even though I'm the dyke in question with a kink for being broken, navigating it is a MINEFIELD of accusations of lesbian erasure, promoting rape culture, and "oh you're not a *real* lesbian"

Join Fae, she's fucking amazing, beautiful, and all the most delightful sorts of kinky~

never kill yourself

When I get home and once this cold clears up, I've got some shooting to do 📸 Fangs, knives, toys, tits and blood... Keep an eye out, thralls~

The Road (Amazon Prime Limited Series) the boy: what is it, papa? the man: it's an air fryer. the boy: it fries air? why? the man: it fries food. in dual zones.

Tower Dungeon is so cool

One of the biggest milestones in my career as an artist is being solidified tomorrow. If you want to entangled in the energy of that with me in the evening it would be even more storied a day in a sublime existence 🖤

there are more mambos in heaven and earth, Mr. Bega, than are dreamt of in your philosophy

Friendly reminder that SubscribeStar subs go a long way to support me during this time, even if you’re not the biggest fan of giantess or yuri content, $5 goes a very long way

if you like more than 7 images from my media tab in one go you legally have to cashapp me $50

True romance is between a gorgeous goddess who brings the party everywhere she goes, and a little guy who googles “normal things to say at McDonald’s”

The funniest thing you can do in your forties is to get a tab at the par for $42.30 and tip $26.70 and in the total field write “nice”

Liberals when they come up with an adjective that makes “don’t commit genocide” sound like an unreasonable demand.

I touched Jay Leno’s Tonight Show money

the testosterone shot has hit the penisgon sir

Medusa is often more of a protector than a monster within Roman culture—apotropaic. This is particularly true in domestic mosaics and on military cuirasses. I love this Antioch mosaic now at the Princeton Art Museum, which I photographed a few years ago.

Close enough welcome back Microsoft Bob.

If you want to give/get signed books by me for the holidays, you can place an online order with Hyperbole Bookstore (a family-owned indie) in College Station, TX hyperbolebookstore.com and ask for signature via their email contact for the Murderbot books, Witch King, Queen Demon, anything in print.

Wrong. Marriage is between one FAN and one woman. Go birds.

Calling authors petit bourgeoisie is indeed insane. We are artisans and we deserve to profit from our labor. That said, digital piracy has never been shown to represent actual lost sales, and may in fact DRIVE sales. I think authors should cool out about it.

beast mode

Another Piss Shitter banger.

beginning to suspect that my prior sexual experiences have given me a warped idea of the subject matter. that's no excuse to be bad at it though. if I don't get a good grade in Sex I'll never get adopted and I'll say in the orphanage forever