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I live in a small rectangular municipality in an apparently ungovernable tribal region

Cartoon supervillain traits becoming impossible to hide

When this is over, I hope they put a bronze statue of an ICE agent slipping and falling up in one of the main public parks.

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Mood in minneapolis right now

Use Real Time! Permanent Standard Time approximates natural solar time, for best sleep and circadian health. Ditch Daylight Saving Time!

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

I am celebrating MLK Jr Day by judging Republicans by the content of their character.

Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker In your special outfit for me, please? youtu.be/T9NLgyEFzOo?...

Translation: Denmark could make a really sweet deal

It’s Minnesota Nice, all the way… until it … *isn’t*

She was executed.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

You might say yes

Name your fav film that nobody else knows about upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

A holiday classic youtu.be/mxVo5mjK4eg?...

Quote with your favorite pic of you from 2025

“My leg was right out in the middle of the street. I remember lying in the gutter and bleeding and shit, staring at my leg, right next to a beer can. And I remember thinking, that's my leg... I wonder if there's any beer in that can.”

image.tmdb.org/t/p/original... the #1 film when you were ten will be your 2026

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We’ve been binging M•A•S•H reruns, and I had a flash realization that Hegseth is Colonel Flagg!

Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia. 1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine. 2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague. 3. Russia pays everyone for everything. 4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Uniracers

youtu.be/4Zbnvh6I4k4?... I’m a cold Italian pizza I could use a lemon squeezer

Me as your bsky therapist

So, my dad used to drink freeze dried microwave coffee every day. Coffee in, I ask what’s what. “I like good coffee, and I also like this. I just measure the goodness across different axes.” It’s great to be the son of a math teacher

I tag my AI art with #aiart, because frictionless filtering I use the prompt “The world under the overworld, and the world above the one below it. Oligarchy” a lot because it always surprises me

So we are finally protesting the right people. This is outside of the Heritage Foundation.

The Flaming Carrot upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

Roxy Music For Uput Pleasure upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

I find myself listening to a lot of Jeff Beck lately youtube.com/watch?v=u6jH...

Invader Zim and The Expanse and UFO

Fill in the blank “It’s Punk Rock Time ____________________”

Yellow Submarine

Remember sick day TV from the 70s? I grew up halfway between Philly and NY markets, so something was on every channel except 8 There was always that soap opera dead time from about 2:00 PM Eastern until 4, when there were no cartoons, game shows, sitcoms or weird PBS stuff.

The squeaker of the house.

First one I saw on the big Screen youtu.be/4XWufUZ1mxQ?...

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Cape Cod Kettle Chips, ripple cut with Salt and black pepper. Crunchy

Ian Frickin Dury was a unique sort of spud, like an Essex version of John Prine, but on acid youtu.be/eiulgP9kR7c?...